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Honestly, how many of those have you never seen? Because the answer is either "several" or you are clearly out yo gotdamn mind.

 

I think he really really relates to Home Alone just for the title.

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I think he really really relates to Home Alone just for the title.

I'm assuming my jokes are valued at .77 of a man's.

So, instead of doing actual work i need to do I decided to go through and tabulate all the punishments handed down by Essay. Not counted: prelim warnings (1 each) for BigD and Rod. Also, Essay was "

That's a pretty awful list. That's ok, I know it's generational

 

Breakfast Club and Weird Science have to be top 5 for people my age. Sixteen Candles too. Home Alone was very good, but not 1

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Essay's Top Ten John Hughes Films

 

1. Home Alone

2. Ferris Bueller's Day Off

3. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

4. Christmas Vacation

5. Weird Science

6. The Breakfast Club

7. Uncle Buck

8. The Great Outdoors

9. National Lampoon's Vacation

10. Sixteen Candles

This is wrong so sorry. Christmas vacation, pt&a, tbc, uncle buck, the great outdoors, the others.

 

 

and Point Break > jesus, and brvhrt will agree

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Essay's Top Ten Dramatic TV Shows (all time) [third times a charm]

 

1. Game of Thrones

2. The Wire

3. The Sopranos

4. Breaking Bad

5. Deadwood

6. Mad Men

7. Justified

8. True Detective

9. Fargo

10. The Shield

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I hope that is True Detective, Season 1 only. If you included season 2, you just shit on your list.

 

Fargo season 3 was so meh

 

Prisoner of the moment with GoT but not totally out of bounds

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I'm ok with GoT being the GOAT, (I'd probably put it at #3 behind the wire and sopranos), but "peaking right now"? Nah. Season 7 has been the weakest season by a mile imo.

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I'm ok with GoT being the GOAT, (I'd probably put it at #3 behind the wire and sopranos), but "peaking right now"? Nah. Season 7 has been the weakest season by a mile imo.

 

come here and say that to my face.

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Essay's Top Ten TV Dads

 

1. Andy Taylor on the Andy Griffith Show

2. Phillip Banks on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

3. Carl Winslow on Family Matters

4. Tim Taylor on Home Improvement

5. Archie Bunker on All in the Family

6. Tony Micelli on Who's the Boss?

7. Michael Bluth on Arrested Development

8. Sandy Cohen on The OC

9. Cliff Huxtable on The Cosby Show

10. Dan Conner on Rosanne

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No Balki Bartokomous? The recurring joke on Perfect Strangers was that Balki was getting mad tail and had hundreds of illegitimate children across the city, many of which played prominent roles in the ominous foreshadowing scenes where they became leaders of the mole people, and eventually ruled the entire country after the Final War of 2025.

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I have no idea was OG is talking about, but I loved Balki Bartokomous more than my sisters when I was growing up. I'm on board with him being on every (good) list.

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