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I think he really really relates to Home Alone just for the title.

So, instead of doing actual work i need to do I decided to go through and tabulate all the punishments handed down by Essay. Not counted: prelim warnings (1 each) for BigD and Rod. Also, Essay was "

I'm assuming my jokes are valued at .77 of a man's.

Essay's Top Ten Elvis Songs

 

1. Bossa Nova (

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2. Suspicious Minds (

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3. It's Now or Never (

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4. Return to Sender (

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5. Hound Dog (

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6. Jailhouse Rock (

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7. Blue Suede Shoes (

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8. Viva Las Vegas (

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9. Heartbreak Hotel (

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10. Don't Be Cruel (

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lol @ no "can't help falling in love".

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I was going to ask where is "Wonder of You" but I knew I personally couldn't handle the ridicule

 

first, i want to applaud you for knowing your limitations. if you challenge me, even once, i will destroy you. i will extinguish any hope you have for meaning on this planet. you will fade into the darkness like so many who dared to speak against me. just ask big d - i've literally stomped his balls into a fine grey powder.

 

as for that song, it's okay. certainly not essay's top ten material. and to even bring it up here is worthy of 500 official warnings.

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LOL AT YOU

 

No, but seriously Essay. Can't help falling in love is the Lincoln of Elvis songs and it's not close.

 

Bossa Nova sounds like a middle school play compared to it.

 

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No, but seriously Essay. Can't help falling in love is the Lincoln of Elvis songs and it's not close.

 

Bossa Nova sounds like a middle school play compared to it.

 

 

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Essay's Top Ten John Wayne Movies

 

1. The Searchers

2. Rio Bravo

3. True Grit

4. The Longest Day

5. The Sons of Katie Elder

6. Rooster Cogburn

7. Rio Grande

8. El Dorado

9. Sands of Iowa Jima

10. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

 

 

10. needs to be higher and how the **** do you not have Big Jake and The Green Berets on there?

 

EDIT: Also, no Hondo or Alamo? Dafuq?

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1. 1997

2. 2011

3. 2010

4. 2004 (I was at the loss to GT in STL)

5. 1998

6. 2017

7. 2016

8. 2007

9. 2003

10. 2002

 

Only seasons where I can actually remember the game were considered. I cried like a baby in 97. I was 11.

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Essay's Top Ten Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies

 

 

1. True Lies

2. Total Recall

3. Last Action Hero

4. Kindergarten Cop

5. Terminator 2: Judgment Day

6. Running Man

7. Terminator

8. Predator

9. Eraser

10. Jingle All the Way

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I love that list. It definitely should have been Commando on the list way before Eraser or Running Man, but it's still a great list. I would have T2 #1 and Last Action Hero #2, but it's close.

 

Well done, Essay.

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Essay's Top Ten Al Pacino Movies

 

1. The Godfather 1 & 2

2. Heat

3. Scarface

4. Carlito's Way

5. Any Given Sunday

6. Donnie Brasco

7. Insomnia

8. Scent of a Woman

9. The Irishman

10. The Godfather 3

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