Essay21 2,385 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Vince Coleman was a tough omission, but Ray Lankford was my guy growing up so he got the nod. Jack Buck will make essays top ten announcers. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I prefer Mark Hittin Whitten and his 12 RBI game, or whatever it was. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Piscotty is an honorary member tonight. Worst outfield collision ive seen in a long time. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
GOCUBSGO 77 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Top ten list of sports injuries/accidents/mishaps? Perhaps would require more than one list. Â Top ten collegiate or professional mascots? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 You got some axe to grind against the greatest defensive shortstop of all time or something? Can't wait for this anti-ozzie hot take 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Also Harry Caray was twice the cardinals broadcaster that Jack buck was, and he got fired 'cause he banged Busch's wife. That's a winner. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 That is a winner move  And I totally blanked on The Wizard of Oz Good call Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 You got some axe to grind against the greatest defensive shortstop of all time or something? Can't wait for this anti-ozzie hot take  Andrelton Simmons is the best defensive shortstop ever, and he isn't a whiny little bitch like Ozzie. Ozzie clashed with LaRussa at the end of his career and was a petulant child demanding playing time when he clearly sucked ass. Dude was way overrated to begin with. Fvck Ozzie. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 steaming hot take. Â On the surface, it seems awful 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 It's a big steaming pile of hot shit, but so is that d bag Ozzie smith. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 What happened, he was a dick to you when you asked for an autograph? Your dad lost money on one of his games? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 His son tried out for the baseball team I played on as a kid and he big timed me and wouldn't autograph my glove. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 You're smart enough to make the stugotz schtick comment for the laugh but also, I want to believe this. So torn 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Actually his son did try out for our team. He was two years younger maybe, and didn't make it. I took BP while Ozzie was there and he said nice hitting kid to me. I just never liked him and really didn't appreciate his game. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 You have so many flaws. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I have mental problems, but I make no real effort to hide them here. In real life people have no idea. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 And you got something against 'ole Hornsby? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 No I just forgot he played for the Redbirds. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I kinda understand, because you're too young to remember him during his great years, and only remember his washed years. But man, I knew that take was gonna be scalding. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 My dream is to hot take everything in life. Dinner out, hot take on the chicken. i can get there. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Untilted 158 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Not terrible but Hornsby and Medwick have to be there over McGee and Lankford Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 250 warnings for slighting Ray Lankford. Link to post Share on other sites
Untilted 158 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Assuming you give me Hornsby, I look forward to your argument of Lankford over Medwick Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Ironically I'm eating at a sports bar called ozzie's right now. I'll leave a shit tip to teach him a lesson. Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 How is that? I thought you don't go to bars by yourself? Are you that guy who is on his phone while he's having dinner with someone? Link to post Share on other sites
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