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I think he really really relates to Home Alone just for the title.

So, instead of doing actual work i need to do I decided to go through and tabulate all the punishments handed down by Essay. Not counted: prelim warnings (1 each) for BigD and Rod. Also, Essay was "

I'm assuming my jokes are valued at .77 of a man's.

Essay's Top Ten Butters

 

1. Cannabutter

2. Butterscotch

3. Peanut Butter

4. Apple Butter

5. Cocoa Butter

6. Pure Irish Butter

7. Almond Butter

8. Hazelnut Butter

9. Cookie Butter

10. Honey Butter

 

How can you have a top 10 list of butters without having, you know, BUTTER, in there somewhere?

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Thats 25 warnings, tilt. Ill be monitoring you closely for the next 90 days.

 

Thank you sir, may I have another?

 

BUTTER should always be #1 in any top ten butter list.

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Did you steal,that pic from the dictionary?

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Thats ten essay tokens for you, pezy.

 

You would make a great dictator! Nice little pat on the head for the do gooders, and barbed wire up the ass for that that oppose you in any way.

 

That 10-1 ratio for punishment to rewards is very telling.

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You just lost all ten tokens and have been issued 2500 warnings.

 

Dictator is a compliment, you're loved and feared by all.

 

Guess you're not dictator material after all, maybe republican judge.

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Essay's Top Ten Martin Scorsese Films

 

 

1. Raging Bull

2. Wolf of Wall Street

3. Casino

4. Gangs of New York

5. Goodfellas

6. The Departed

7. Taxi Driver

8. Cape Fear

9. Shutter Island

10. Mean Streets

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excellent suggestion, roderick.

 

Essay's Top Ten Funniest Posters in FCP History

 

1. Shakezuma

2. RodReynolds/JoeyJoJo

3. Ouch/Jubi

4. Ron Mexico

5. Dirty Dutch/Sklansky

6. Speedz

7. Brvheart

8. Napa Don

9. Guapy

10. McGee

 

I've never kept up with this thread but I'm drunk and catching up on fcp and this plus rod's agreement, gotta say I teared up a bit. I mean, not really, I'm not a faggot like Ron, but still. I appreciate it. Funniest and most attractive poster of all time. And best with taxes. I guess I really do have it all. Except herpes :(

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Essay's Top Ten HBO Shows (The Official, Sanctioned List)

 

1. The Wire

2. The Sopranos

3. Deadwood

4. Game of Thrones

5. Curb Your Enthusiasm

6. True Detective

7. The Leftovers

8. Luck

9. Entourage

10. East Bound & Down

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