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I think he really really relates to Home Alone just for the title.

So, instead of doing actual work i need to do I decided to go through and tabulate all the punishments handed down by Essay. Not counted: prelim warnings (1 each) for BigD and Rod. Also, Essay was "

I'm assuming my jokes are valued at .77 of a man's.

I'm assuming my jokes are valued at .77 of a man's.

 

To be fair, you tend to make your jokes about things like the liberal arts or psychology, while the male posters make more STEM jokes, which are just inherently funnier.

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I hate you for having a point, and for getting into my brain. This morning as I was drinking delicious coffee I thought, "I should max bet a coffee set up." That kind of bro-speak in my life only comes from this board.

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Max bet is winner speak, not bro speak. Some bros are also winners,but precious few. Conversely, there are plenty of non-bro winners, like RBG, Mrs B, Madonna and Johnny Weir.

 

'Set up' is bro speak, however.

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Since I'm not native nebraskan I missed the reference. Luckily I found the old 80s video of Mrs. B. "When somebody does you dirty you should never forgive 'em." That broad had some brass ones.

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To be fair, you tend to make your jokes about things like the liberal arts or psychology, while the male posters make more STEM jokes, which are just inherently funnier.

Max bet is winner speak, not bro speak. Some bros are also winners,but precious few. Conversely, there are plenty of non-bro winners, like RBG, Mrs B, Madonna and Johnny Weir.

 

'Set up' is bro speak, however.

 

Thank you both for the mansplanation.

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Since I'm not native nebraskan I missed the reference. Luckily I found the old 80s video of Mrs. B. "When somebody does you dirty you should never forgive 'em." That broad had some brass ones.

 

Mrs B was god. She started Nebraska Furniture Mart in the 30's, at a time when Nebraskans couldn't had much use for women(in business) or Jews. She sold it to Buffet in the 80's, and then opened Mrs B's right across the street from NFM, which Buffet also ended up buying. She was as true of winner as there is.

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Mrs B was god. She started Nebraska Furniture Mart in the 30's, at a time when Nebraskans couldn't had much use for women(in business) or Jews. She sold it to Buffet in the 80's, and then opened Mrs B's right across the street from NFM, which Buffet also ended up buying. She was as true of winner as there is.

 

I don't care who you are: if you tangle with Jews, they will show you a loophole you didn't see coming. Their religion essentially build around finding loopholes in religious texts. I'll bet that the second buyout involved a noncompete crafted by a Cohen or two.

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I don't care who you are: if you tangle with Jews, they will show you a loophole you didn't see coming. Their religion essentially build around finding loopholes in religious texts. I'll bet that the second buyout involved a noncompete crafted by a Cohen or two.

 

She was like 97 or something by then. I bet buffet was morbidly curious if she could do it again.

 

The first sale was, swear to god, a handshake deal. No noncompetes there.

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I feel like I should take that personally.

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The real Top 10 of all time:

 

1. JJJ

2. RR

3. Scram

4. BigD

5. RunThemOver or RunTheMover

6. Balloon Guy

7-10. Doesn't matter.

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Well technically, it was only a top 6, so those warnings should be stricken.

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