frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 I'm assuming my jokes are valued at .77 of a man's. 8 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,904 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 I'm assuming my jokes are valued at .77 of a man's. To be fair, you tend to make your jokes about things like the liberal arts or psychology, while the male posters make more STEM jokes, which are just inherently funnier. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 I hate you for having a point, and for getting into my brain. This morning as I was drinking delicious coffee I thought, "I should max bet a coffee set up." That kind of bro-speak in my life only comes from this board. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Max bet is winner speak, not bro speak. Some bros are also winners,but precious few. Conversely, there are plenty of non-bro winners, like RBG, Mrs B, Madonna and Johnny Weir. 'Set up' is bro speak, however. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Mrs B will only be funny to hank 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Since I'm not native nebraskan I missed the reference. Luckily I found the old 80s video of Mrs. B. "When somebody does you dirty you should never forgive 'em." That broad had some brass ones. Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 To be fair, you tend to make your jokes about things like the liberal arts or psychology, while the male posters make more STEM jokes, which are just inherently funnier. Max bet is winner speak, not bro speak. Some bros are also winners,but precious few. Conversely, there are plenty of non-bro winners, like RBG, Mrs B, Madonna and Johnny Weir. 'Set up' is bro speak, however. Thank you both for the mansplanation. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Since I'm not native nebraskan I missed the reference. Luckily I found the old 80s video of Mrs. B. "When somebody does you dirty you should never forgive 'em." That broad had some brass ones. Mrs B was god. She started Nebraska Furniture Mart in the 30's, at a time when Nebraskans couldn't had much use for women(in business) or Jews. She sold it to Buffet in the 80's, and then opened Mrs B's right across the street from NFM, which Buffet also ended up buying. She was as true of winner as there is. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Thank you both for the mansplanation. It was a winsplanation, sweetie. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,904 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Mrs B was god. She started Nebraska Furniture Mart in the 30's, at a time when Nebraskans couldn't had much use for women(in business) or Jews. She sold it to Buffet in the 80's, and then opened Mrs B's right across the street from NFM, which Buffet also ended up buying. She was as true of winner as there is. I don't care who you are: if you tangle with Jews, they will show you a loophole you didn't see coming. Their religion essentially build around finding loopholes in religious texts. I'll bet that the second buyout involved a noncompete crafted by a Cohen or two. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 I don't care who you are: if you tangle with Jews, they will show you a loophole you didn't see coming. Their religion essentially build around finding loopholes in religious texts. I'll bet that the second buyout involved a noncompete crafted by a Cohen or two. She was like 97 or something by then. I bet buffet was morbidly curious if she could do it again. The first sale was, swear to god, a handshake deal. No noncompetes there. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Brv and Naps? Wtf man? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,757 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 I feel like I should take that personally. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted May 31, 2015 Author Share Posted May 31, 2015 what can i say, brvy cracks me up. plus you made the top ten, i mean that in and of itself is a hall of fame resume. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Brv and Naps and Guapy? Wtf man? FYP Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,757 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 The real Top 10 of all time: 1. JJJ 2. RR 3. Scram 4. BigD 5. RunThemOver or RunTheMover 6. Balloon Guy 7-10. Doesn't matter. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted May 31, 2015 Author Share Posted May 31, 2015 it breaks my heart to do this, but that's 100 warnings for posting a competing list. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,757 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Well technically, it was only a top 6, so those warnings should be stricken. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted May 31, 2015 Author Share Posted May 31, 2015 somebody tried that earlier, i think, so i can't let it go. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 frau, and her 7/10ths of a list. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted May 31, 2015 Author Share Posted May 31, 2015 should have known it was that harlot. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted May 31, 2015 Author Share Posted May 31, 2015 getting me hot and bothered won't save you. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 wrong thread Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted June 1, 2015 Author Share Posted June 1, 2015 you don't tell frau and i what threads we can and can not flirt in. Link to post Share on other sites
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