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I think he really really relates to Home Alone just for the title.

I'm assuming my jokes are valued at .77 of a man's.

So, instead of doing actual work i need to do I decided to go through and tabulate all the punishments handed down by Essay. Not counted: prelim warnings (1 each) for BigD and Rod. Also, Essay was "

Its almost like you put some things -especially honorable mentions- on your lists to just troll people. But then, I was like, no way, BigD wouldn't do that.

 

I really enjoy your lists though, BigD... keep 'em coming.

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The greatest president of all time was probably Rafael Trujillo, former leader of the Dominican Republic.

When he wasn't ordering his men to kill all blacks, he was forcing the island's nubile and buxom young mulattoes and quadroons into personal concubinage.

 

He tried to whiten up the DR by offering to take up to 100,000 Jews during World War 2. The only qualification was that they had to actually work in Agriculture and not simply be a exporters or middle man, so they chose to stay in Europe and get gassed instead.

 

If a man isn't using political office almost entirely for his own sexual conquests, that man is a liar who cannot be trusted.

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Essay's Top Ten Porn Stars

 

 

1. Christy Mack

2. Bree Olson

3. Riley Reid

4. Dillon Harper

5. Shae Summers

6. Dani Jensen

7. Maddy Rose

8. Dee Dee Lynn

9. Ash Hollywood

10. Lexi Belle

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The first time I ever heard of War Machine, he was on a podcast, getting the benefit of the doubt on some extremely unlikely stories about encounters with police who framed him for crimes. The second time I heard of him, it was when he pumpkin-headed Mack. The third time was when he swore his innocence over the pumpkin-heading.

 

I'm starting to doubt Joe Rogan's theory that MMA fighters are actually really chill because the toughness makes them confident.

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never believe a word joe rogan says, thats what i always say.

 

I listened to him for the first time in like a year or more (I tune in for Joey Diaz sometimes), and to his credit, he seems to have dialed back the whole conspiracy theory problem. Although he still bets his reputation on a intelligence supplement that was developed by Bill Romanowski.

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What a train wreck.

 

Bob can you rename this thread to more accurately reflect its contents? Something like "SA's celebration of his own ignorance showered in his nearly perfect wrongness" Thanks chief.

 

 

RE: Joe Rogan

I owe the life changing purchase of a Fleshlight (promo code Rogan) largely to the Rogan forums.

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douche or no douche, guy who tells other people their opinions are wrong?

In this thread i will post my top tens. It could be the my top ten all time movies, tv shows, bands, porn stars, anything that's in my mind. Feel free to comment on my top ten, make fun of my top ten, or even praise my top ten. But i warn you now, anyone else posting a competing top ten to my top ten will find themselves on my dunzo list. And beyond that you will have hurt me and i know none of you would want that.

 

FIRST TOP TEN TO FOLLOW.

 

If you can't take the criticism perhaps you should stop asserting like, your opinion man, as some sort of definitive statement of fact or even well-informed opinion.

 

You've got no one on your porn list that was active prior to 2006, with the majority only being active after 2010. Even if you were making a top ten of porn stars only working this millennium, you're missing stars like Stoya and Sasha Grey.

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This is a HARD one for me. I loved the old porn stars like Christy Canyon and Nina Hartley because they were my first. But girls are so much hotter now because of fashion, hair style and working out. They changed, I changed. Love the classics and those two might make my top 10, but I'm gonna have more new than old in my list.

 

I prefer the girls that are passionate love makers, not the ones that get roughed up and make weird noises when trying to cram a dick all the way down their throat.

 

I have this weird fascination, and clearly I'm not alone since she has about 10 of these scenes out, that I've seen, but this one "older" chick with a definite workout body and a super hot/cute 21 year old chick, and they double team the guy. The older chick is giving instructions to the guy and the young girl. You get everything in those scenes. Can't remember the older girl's name. It will come to me.

 

 

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If you can't take the criticism perhaps you should stop asserting like, your opinion man, as some sort of definitive statement of fact or even well-informed opinion.

 

You've got no one on your porn list that was active prior to 2006, with the majority only being active after 2010. Even if you were making a top ten of porn stars only working this millennium, you're missing stars like Stoya and Sasha Grey.

 

Your criticism wasnt constructive. Gimme a reason, you like the way sasha goes ATM and cant understand how any heterosexual man could leave her off his list.

 

dont be the guy who just barrells in with YOUR LIST SUCKS YOU RUBE.

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Your criticism wasnt constructive. Gimme a reason, you kike

 

 

I'm starting to think you're an anti-Semite as well as a racist. if you had any social skills, I fear you'd join an aryan group

 

I don't think hank is even Jewish. Sheesh.

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This isn't a bad list at all. I think, when making a list of your top porn stars, the err of recency is inevitable. What turns me on today is infininly more salient to Me, than what turned me on 5, 10, 20 years ago. While Asia Carrera is one of my favorite porn stars, as a character, I can't even remember jacking off to her. I'm sure I did, but what I remember about her now, is an ugly middle aged woman with a collender on her head. She wouldn't sniff a list I made today, where as August Ames, who's existence I didn't know of 5 weeks ago, would be top five. Just the breaks.

 

Also, while I love her as a celebrity, and respect her willingness to do any kind of scene, Sasha Grey does zero for me, she has the body of a 15 year old boy. Which makes me curious why she wasn't on essay's list, she wouldn't sniff mine.

 

Stoya is beautiful, but it's probably been a solid 5 years since I've jerked for her, so... What have you done for me lately?

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I think SA is a racist as much as I think you hate gay people.

 

WHICH IS A SUPER LOT AMOUNT

 

Oh come on, I'm clearly kidding about the Jews.

 

 

He doesn't like blacks.

 

And you know I'm super gay friendly.

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