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isn't that what a certain top 35 NBA player who scored a lot of points for the Lakers was alleged to have done to the woman he raped ?

 

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bob, you have crossed a line here today. a line that should never be crossed. you are given 100 citations, banned from this thread for the next 30 days, and must apologize to me if you ever hope to be in my good graces again.

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I think he really really relates to Home Alone just for the title.

So, instead of doing actual work i need to do I decided to go through and tabulate all the punishments handed down by Essay. Not counted: prelim warnings (1 each) for BigD and Rod. Also, Essay was "

I'm assuming my jokes are valued at .77 of a man's.

big d quit trolling. i remember when you and i talked about kobe being better than MJ. i know how you really feel.

 

but you get 100 demerits anyways. shape up.

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Bunk is way too high and Frank shouldn't be on the list at all. They are almost cliches. Heck even Avon is pretty standard gangsta prototype. Brother Mouzone, now there's a character. Snoop, there's a character. Something fresh and different. And yes, Omar was a good character.

 

Wallace should have made the list also.

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Essay's Top Ten NBA Players (all-time)

 

1. Michael Jordan

2. Kobe Bryant

3. Wilt Chamberlain

4. Kareem Abdul Jabbar

5. Shaquille O'Neal

6. Jerry West

7. Larry Bird

8. Bill Russell

9. Lebron James

10. Kevin Durant

 

HAHAHAHA

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I will say, one of my favorite trolls is to say that Kareem is better than MJ, and be super condescending to the person arguing Mj, talking about how they just bought into marketing. It's a great troll, because Kareem has ridiculous numbers for a ridiculous amount of time, so it's really not a crazy argument to make, and it's fun being incredulous about it.

 

This is an interesting website:

 

http://www.backpicks.com/2017/12/11/the-backpicks-goat-the-40-best-careers-in-nba-history/

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Top Ten Greatest Lakers of all time:

 

LeBron

Kareem

Magic

Wilt

Shaq

West

Elgin

Mikin

Kobe

Pau

 

This made me laugh a lot. Also, it's not a long way from the truth, which makes it even better.

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Essay's Top Ten Tom Cruise Films (redux)

 

1. Collateral

2. Mission Impossible: Fallout

3. The Last Samurai

4. Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation

5. Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

6. Minority Report

7. Oblivion

8. Jack Reacher

9. The Firm

10. Eyes Wide Shut

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Umm...Edge of Tomorrow? Also, I would've expected Top Gun, Vanilla Sky, Jerry Maguire, and Magnolia to make your list...maybe an outside shot of Interview with the Vampire, Rain Man, A Few Good Men, and Days of Thunder.

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Umm...Edge of Tomorrow? Also, I would've expected Top Gun, Vanilla Sky, Jerry Maguire, and Magnolia to make your list...maybe an outside shot of Interview with the Vampire, Rain Man, A Few Good Men, and Days of Thunder.

 

I wouldn't be surprised if he's never seen top gun.

 

Also, what about risky business? that movie, while not necessarily introducing the world to tom, cemented his viability as a lead despite his diminutive stature.

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I wouldn't be surprised if he's never seen top gun.

I actually haven't seen Top Gun. (I've seen quite a few clips and get most references to it.) I did ride the rollercoaster oddly enough.

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Essay's Top Ten TV Characters

 

1. Tony Soprano (The Sopranos)

2. Al Swearengen (Deadwood)

3. Dennis Reynolds (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

4. Jack Donaghy (30 Rock)

5. Tyrion Lannister (Game of Thrones)

6. Walter White (Breaking Bad)

7. Charlie Day (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

8. Don Draper (Mad Men)

9. Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec)

10. Ari Gold (Entourage)

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Essay's Top Ten TV Characters

 

1. Tony Soprano (The Sopranos)

2. Al Swearengen (Deadwood)

3. Dennis Reynolds (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

4. Jack Donaghy (30 Rock)

5. Tyrion Lannister (Game of Thrones)

6. Walter White (Breaking Bad)

7. Charlie Day (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

8. Don Draper (Mad Men)

9. Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec)

10. Ari Gold (Entourage)

 

Going to have to get the "Me too" movement on your butt

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Essay, you listen to the podcast The Rewatchables by Bill Simmons and The Ringer crew. I have listened to about 12 of them so far and most are just great. It helps that they are older and most movies are in my wheelhouse, but I think you might like it

 

 

Listening to Training Day one now.

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that’s a demerit. there is absolutely no promoting a competing media. and i thank you to stick to discussion of essays top ten lists.

 

(i haven’t listened to those. i usually only do the guess the lines or a random bs report if i like the guest)

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