SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 28, 2016 Author Share Posted January 28, 2016 To quote the second greatest lawyer of all time, "it is emphatically the province and duty of essay to say what the law is." Buried beneath brvy's mummeries, and straining to be funny passages, is one central theme: that we share mutual respect upon the glorious field of legal battle. This is unquestionably false, because any respect brvy feels from me is a mistake on his part. His argument is as pretentious as it is egotistic, lacking even a thin veneer of law. Long has my power to punish been sovereign - and no man shall be exempt from the rule of law. Brvheart's demerits are upheld. His motion to strike is denied. And may he have mercy on his soul. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Objection! Racist! Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Also, second best? Come on now. Get serious. Who's dethroning Scalia? We might need a top 10 on this. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I know who number one on that list won't be... Thurgood Marshall Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 For some reason Thurgoos Marshall just wasn't that impressive of a lawyer. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 I know Suited got it, but just so everyone else can get a glimpse into our deep friendship, here is the video from which my prior post drew a tiny bit of inspiration: Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Top 10 BIG 12 Basketball Players I Can't Wait 'Till They Graduate Or Leave For The NBA 1. Javan Felix 2. Ryan Spangler 3. Perry Ellis 4. Buddy Heild 5. Wayne Seldon, Jr 6. Frank Mason, III 7. Tauren Prince 8. Rico Gathers 9. Isaiah Cousins 10. Devin Williams 3 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 14, 2016 Author Share Posted February 14, 2016 javan felix and rico gathers have been in college for 25 years. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Honestly, Felix should have been 1-9 with Spangler being 10. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Iphonenkinder 558 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Wtf is going on? Napa can post lists? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 14, 2016 Author Share Posted February 14, 2016 if you'd bothered to consult the thread rules you'd know that said rules do not apply to napa. 25 warnings for your ignorance. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 I've probably watched 100 basketball games this season, listen to hours of sports radio every week, and have literally never heard of one of those people. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 50 warnings for ignorance of big 12 stalwarts. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 How could you not have even heard of stone cold lock for player of the year Buddy Hield? That's weird. Do you never watch Sportscenter? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Yeah, and he got swept by the Hawks, denying him the thing he wants most in life - to know what it's like to be a champion. Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 if you'd bothered to consult the thread rules you'd know that said rules do not apply to napa. 25 warnings for your ignorance. *******. This is part of why you don't get compliments from black women. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 I'll have you know the gay black guy who runs register at chipotle loves me and gives me a free soda every time I go in and sometimes the whole damn thing is free. So I'm very loved by the black community. And the gay community. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Wtf is going on? Napa can post lists? if you'd bothered to consult the thread rules you'd know that said rules do not apply to napa. 25 warnings for your ignorance. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Napa, we need an update on where everyone stands with demerits and whatnot. Also, make sure you put an asterisk next to my single demerit. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 It won't happen until I get my desk all setup. Not doing it on a single monitor, no siree. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 25 warnings for soliciting an asterisk. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 2, 2016 Author Share Posted March 2, 2016 Essay's Top Ten Shia LaBeouf Movies 1. Eagle Eye 2. Lawless 3. Disturbia 4. Charlie Countryman 5. Fury 6. Transformers 7. Transformers 3 8. Transformers 2 9. I, Robot 10. Indiana Jones 4 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 If you're an actor and someone on the internet makes a list of your best movies; and on that list your #1 movie is Eagle Eye? You ****ing suck. 6 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Are we talking best performances or best movies he was in? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 2, 2016 Author Share Posted March 2, 2016 that's a demerit for brvy, who clearly has lost his sense of decorum. that's the order of how i like the movie. Link to post Share on other sites
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