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I don't mind Panda Express if there is no other Chinese food around. It's certainly miles cleaner than any "real" Chinese restaurant. I feel like actual Chinese restaurants should all be shutdown, but they all bribe the health inspectors or something.

 

 

I also really enjoy Wendy's Spicy Chicken sandwiches and being able to get a baked potato instead of fries is awesome when you hate fries.

 

 

McDonalds and Subway are both trash though. Subway shouldn't be on a homeless person's top 10 if their subs were free.

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I think he really really relates to Home Alone just for the title.

So, instead of doing actual work i need to do I decided to go through and tabulate all the punishments handed down by Essay. Not counted: prelim warnings (1 each) for BigD and Rod. Also, Essay was "

I'm assuming my jokes are valued at .77 of a man's.

I don't mind Panda Express if there is no other Chinese food around. It's certainly miles cleaner than any "real" Chinese restaurant. I feel like actual Chinese restaurant should all be shutdown, but they all bribe the health inspectors or something.

 

 

 

I bet you were a peach to work for.

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I was a peach to work for because I enjoyed a clean work environment?! Come on, BigD.

 

The last Chinese buffet I was at, they had a huge pile of green beans on one of the random tables in the customer area and two little kids were snapping them. I don't feel like that's abnormal, but maybe I've just had interesting experiences.

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I was a peach to work for because I enjoyed a clean work environment?! Come on, BigD.

 

The last Chinese buffet I was at, they had a huge pile of green beans on one of the random tables in the customer area and two little kids were snapping them. I don't feel like that's abnormal, but maybe I've just had interesting experiences.

 

I just envision you making those poor pimply faced minimum wage employees clean to an unreasonable degree.

 

Also, comparing a Buffet to a regular chinese restaurant is in no way fair. All buffets are disgusting.

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I don't mind Panda Express if there is no other Chinese food around. It's certainly miles cleaner than any "real" Chinese restaurant. I feel like actual Chinese restaurant should all be shutdown, but they all bribe the health inspectors or something.

 

i mean we're talking fast food here, so i agree, panda is good in that respect.

 

 

I also really enjoy Wendy's Spicy Chicken sandwiches and being able to get a baked potato instead of fries is awesome when you hate fries.

 

thank you. it's like some of these people never heard about the spicy chicken. goat chicken sandwich.

 

McDonalds and Subway are both trash though. Subway shouldn't be on a homeless person's top 10 if their subs were free.

 

just have to agree to disagree here.

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Essay's Top Ten Movies (non-comedy)

 

 

1. The Tree of Life

2. Boogie Nights

3. There Will Be Blood

4. The Godfather 1 + 2

5. The Shawshank Redemption

6. No Country for Old Men

7. 2001: A Space Odyssey

8. Requim for A Dream

9. Raging Bull

10. Heat

 

 

narrowly missing the cut

 

inception

magnolia

the master

punch drunk love

goodfellas

casino

only god forgives

eyes wide shut

collateral

unforgiven

the good, the bad, and the ugly

braveheart

memento

seven

fight club

schidnlers list

good will hunting

saving private ryan

pulp fuction

inglorious basterds

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I just envision you making those poor pimply faced minimum wage employees clean to an unreasonable degree.

 

Also, comparing a Buffet to a regular chinese restaurant is in no way fair. All buffets are disgusting.

 

He made somebody different cry every week just to prove a point.

 

 

Brvy (and his wife) were really good to their employees.

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Essay's Top Ten Movies (comedy)

 

1. The Big Lebowski

2. Tommy Boy

3. Coming to America

4. This is the End

5. Animal House

6. 40 Year Old Virgin

7. Superbad

8. Grumpy Old Men

9. Major League

10. Groundhog Day

 

 

narrowly missing the cut

 

too many to name. really hard to cut it to ten.

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Essay's Top Ten 80's Movies

 

 

1. Rocky 4

2. Over the Top

3. Bloodsport

4. The Secret of My Success

5. Stripes

6. The Great Outdoors

7. The Running Man

8. Uncle Buck

9. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

10. Cobra

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No way you'll ever see me in a Chinese buffet. Would rather eat Chinese from the frozen food section and nuke it at home.

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And I'm sad Good Will Hunting didn't make the drama list.

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Wendy's makes my top 5 and I've literally never eaten anything there but the spicy chicken (and the Monterey ranch spicy chicken).

 

Taco Bell is delicious.

 

Subway is pretty bad but I still eat there sometimes.

 

Panda Express - great choice.

 

Good movie list - haven't seen tree of life though.

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Wendy's makes my top 5 and I've literally never eaten anything there but the spicy chicken (and the Monterey ranch spicy chicken).

 

The baconator is pretty good, but i go spicy chicken 99 times out of 100.

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