AmScray 355 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 I am giddy with excitement about this. No joke. CNBC will present a daily curling program during the Sochi Olympics. The channel will televise 36 hours of curling coverage, including the men’s and women’s finals, over 12 days, beginning Monday, Feb. 10 and concluding Friday, Feb. 21. CNBC’s curling show will air daily from 5-8 p.m. ET from Feb. 10-21, except for Sunday, Feb. 16, when coverage will air from 4-7 p.m. ET. The ultimate marijuana spectator sport. Heaven is the chronic and curling on TV. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 So true. When I lived in Olympia, Washington, our cable network got a couple canadian networks, including some sports one. They would show women's provincial curling championships at like 2 in the morning, and I would get stoned off the gills and watch it mesmerized. Last olympics were magnificent, the Norwegian women's team was incredibly attractive ( I think Norway, maybe Denmark? Something super Aryan). Curling and Hockey are basically the only winter olympic sports I have any interest in at all. Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted January 1, 2014 Author Share Posted January 1, 2014 There's a very decent free multiplayer curling game at http://www.playcurling.com/ Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,902 Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 I'm basically always stoned, and always get roped into watching the Olympics, but somehow have not tried this combo. Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted January 5, 2014 Author Share Posted January 5, 2014 It's better than sex or revenge. I'll go so far to say that stoned curling on TV is the apotheosis of all human existance. There is nothing else offered by this life that's any better. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 whoa, whoa, whoa. Better than sex, I'll give you, but it's not better than revenge. Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted January 7, 2014 Author Share Posted January 7, 2014 US vs Czech Rep. on right now on NBC Sports. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 god damn it i don't get that channel Link to post Share on other sites
FCP Bob 1,311 Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 http://youtu.be/RW_WlxDNjvI Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted January 7, 2014 Author Share Posted January 7, 2014 US defeated Czech Republic 8-5 to advance to leader of the remaining teams who need to win a qual event. There is a Wikipedia page for Curling at the 2014 Winter Olympics aptly entitled "Curling at the 2014 Winter Olympics". http://en.wikipedia....Winter_Olympics As of, mens teams that are lock-qualified for Sochi: Canada (leader), Sweden, Great Britain, Denmark, China, Switzerland and Russia gets a bye because they're host (which is a shame since they're awful). Canada and Sweden are the real giants, both having played for gold in 2013 World Championships. Womens teams qualified for Sochi are essentially the same as men except South Korea and US replace China and Norway. No lines open on curling at SI however it will be interesting to see how Sweden prices. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 man I'm so excited. Link to post Share on other sites
sandwedge 30 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 There's a very decent free multiplayer curling game at http://www.playcurling.com/ There was a thread on this 4 years ago. I still play it regularly, although I took a few months off. I've played over 4,000 ends ("matches"). I got on there tonight and thought, "maybe I'll head over to FCP and bump the old thread". Then, for the first time ever on that site, my opponent recognized my screen name, "sandwedgeFCP", and asked, "Full Contact?" Turned out to be a member who hasn't been around since 2012 (imagine that!). Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 CURLING BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Also, I'm pretty sure I started that thread, lemme check Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Boom, nailed it http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-forum/index.php?showtopic=141008&hl=curling&st=0 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 AND WE'RE OFF.. http://stream.nbcolympics.com/curling/winter/14918?ctx=citi Link to post Share on other sites
Dubey 1,035 Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 The Russian Curlers are sexy Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 YEah, I was so pissed my girl madeline from Denmark wasn't in this year, but russia has made up for it. Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted February 20, 2014 Author Share Posted February 20, 2014 What a ****ing disgrace we were. http://bleacherrepor...us-sochi-result Also, what do we have here? If anyone needed further proof of the marijuana/curling nexus, the arrival of Negroes should settle all debates. They portend 'shit that goes well with smoking weed' better than anything else. I've been telling people for years that curling is the Jazz of Olympic Sports... we're starting to see glimpses of what's to come. Book this: Winter Olympics 2022, there is at least one black curler for some country. He will fail his drug test. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 God, I would love it if curling got cool in northern ghettos. A bunch of Milwaukee and Detroit black guys curling for Team USA would be the greatest thing ever Link to post Share on other sites
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