The Machine 210 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 If only. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 i got things going on, you guys don't even know. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 "Is everybody ready for the weekend?" "Oh, come on, you guys! Let's try again? Is everybody ready FOR THE WEEKEND?!" *** Theme from SPACE JAM begins playing *** "Yeah! That's more like it!" 3 Birthday(s) Today tipster1964 ( 49 ) ("Hey little boy, what year was your super gay dad born? Nevermind, stop talking nincompoop, I can see the reflection of your cards in your glasses. YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY IS FOOLISH.") BudAZ ( 42 ) ("May I ask where you were born and what your favorite superhero is? Rhode Island and Gambit? STOP LYING, BUD.") David_Sklansky ( 13 ) ("CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG TRIANGLE HAT") Lou Feriggno ("Ho ho, Bud... HOW THE PLOT THICKENS!"), Nick Lachey. Really tough for the second birthday today, you guys. I hate to incite rebellion, but who would you have given it to? I'm already regretting my choice. I'll like the first poster who comes up with the correct answer. EDIT: One guess per poster. We don't give out participation ribbons here, you guys. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Super upset the weekend's over, you guys. It doesn't seem fair. Don't get me wrong, I'm really grateful for the weekend job (#blessed), but it just goes so fast, you know? There's nothing better than the anticipation right before I click the calendar, or when I google "people that are famous, and that were born on today's date." What if I get Abe Lincoln? or Martin Luther King (funny story, Martin Luther regular was born today)? Or Vin Diesel?! Seems like I get stuck with lots of country music people I have to ignore, instead. Anyway, I'm really bummed out, you guys, and not just because of the country stars. Celebrating Today (48) Canuckickstan (41) Felt Bettor (At first glance, this name seems pretty innocuous, but if you think about it long enough, it is total nonsense. Is it a play on the phrase "felt better?" If so... why? Secondly, how do you bet felt. "Betting" and "felt" are both poker things, but "betting the felt" is not a thing. Just because two things are tangentially related does not mean you can arrange them however you like in a sentence, using one to modify the other all willy nilly.) (63) opticguard (52) JoeyJoJo (Had to use them both, or I would have used the other next time, and that would be too easy. It's really important to keep challenging yourself, you guys. I WON'T GO WHEELCHAIR.) Big ups to Walton Goggins and Big Pun 2 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 884 Posted November 11, 2013 Author Share Posted November 11, 2013 Snow, TOTTENHAMKID (nice caps, fag), AlphaOmega, CBass1724, Ryan Rizice, meservery, sharkboy, llahsram, ObeyTheDog, Turbonegro (lol wat), ghostlove, Chimp in Chair, iLove, Suprsystmd, Dread Aidan. whew, lots of b’days. General George Patton and Demi Moore. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 884 Posted November 11, 2013 Author Share Posted November 11, 2013 Oh and I watched three episodes of new girl. very funny and witty, but it's kind weird for some chick to be livin with three dudes (like a girl would ever do that) and none of them are hitting on her. mabes they will eventually, but still, odd. Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 I think I confused New Girl with Two Broke Girls. I enjoyed this: *** Theme from SPACE JAM begins playing *** Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 884 Posted November 11, 2013 Author Share Posted November 11, 2013 I was thinking of that at first as well Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 couple of mo rans. new girl shits all over two broke girls. new girl has ZOOEY. and ZOOEY is all i need. Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 new girl has ZOOEY. and ZOOEY is all i need. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 emma never responds to my texts. what can i say, zoeey is there for me when i need her. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 emma never responds to my texts. what can i say, zoeey is there for me when i need her. "Zooey" is a stupid ****ing way to spell "Zoey," so I hate that bitch. "But NickCave," you're saying, "it's not HER fault! How can you hold her responsible for the name she was given by her parents?" To that I respond thusly: fuck you so hard. She could change her name pretty much whenever she wanted after she turned 18. Even if she didn't change it legally, she could have just used "Zoey" as her stage name. In Hollywood, your can be credited by whatever name you want, whenever you want. It's not like you have to show the director ID while he's putting together the opening credits. "It says on your license that your legal name is actually 'Zooey.' I'm sorry, but you don't leave me much choice. I am bound by law and custom to put your birth name in the film." And don't even get me started on that trainwreck of a last name. I hold that whole family responsible for that thing. THE ONLY CHARACTER YOUR SISTER CAN PLAY CONVINCINGLY IS A SOCIALLY INEPT WOODEN ROBOT SCIENTIST. Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Zoey Bartlet is the only Zoey for me. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Zoey Bartlet is the only Zoey for me. I think part of the reason I hate "Zooey" so much is I knew a girl in college who, whenever somebody mentioned Catcher in the Rye, she would say, "Have you ever read Frannie and Zooey?" And talk about how much better it is and go on about how the Glass family reminds her of her family. Most of the time she was actually pretty normal, but that one thing got me so steamed. I couldn't ignore it. It happened like 5 times in front of me. Pretty much wanted to kill her. She got drunk one night after she and her high school boyfriend broke up and came onto me and even though she was cute I pretended I was too drunk to follow, even though it was super obvious, and then I went into another room and drank the rest of a bottle of Barenjager so that I WOULD be too drunk, because I couldn't figure out why I didn't want to sleep with this girl. "Maybe I'm gay?" Took me like a year to figure out it was that I just hated her too much. Really pissed she made me think I might be secret gay. Hate that name so much, you guys. Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 What a phony. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 settle down wang. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Snow, TOTTENHAMKID (nice caps, fag), AlphaOmega, CBass1724, Ryan Rizice, meservery, sharkboy, llahsram, ObeyTheDog, Turbonegro (lol wat), ghostlove, Chimp in Chair, iLove, Suprsystmd, Dread Aidan. whew, lots of b’days. General George Patton and Demi Moore. awesome! happy birthday all! Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 884 Posted November 12, 2013 Author Share Posted November 12, 2013 crocd99, Marco83, AdamC (lol), 051103 (what’s this?!) Al Michaels and Charles Manson Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 884 Posted November 13, 2013 Author Share Posted November 13, 2013 PokerEyeOut, SAM_Hard8 (lol what a creeper), ktjb23, theMONARCH Whoopi Goldberg and Ron Artest Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 884 Posted November 14, 2013 Author Share Posted November 14, 2013 7upncider, firedog, VernonME, QuadsFull, MPaler (lolz). Curt Schilling and Condoleezza Rice. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 884 Posted November 15, 2013 Author Share Posted November 15, 2013 DKE_XP120, Demonikal, herokid7, Keebs, young1gun. Ol' Dirty Bastard (rip) and Beverly D'Angelo. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Celebrating Today (32) thegrassisred (27) BigRob1107 I mean, who cares about these assholes? Shigeru Miyamoto (Ocarina of TIme, mothafuckas) Doc Gooden Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 3 Birthday(s) Today KTW ( 46 ) (King Turtle Wanker) SpeedKills ( 30 ) (Huge fan of Scott Podsednik. Seriously, this guy decided to name his shit after Scott ****ing Podsednik.) evilturtle ( 25 ) (WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH TURTLES TODAY?) What a ****ing shitshow. What a fantastic pile of fail. I never thought I'd miss those assholes. Peter Cook and Martin Scorcese stand out among a SHOCKINGLY loaded cast of 17 November birthdays Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 884 Posted November 18, 2013 Author Share Posted November 18, 2013 Celebrating Today (32) thegrassisred (27) BigRob1107 I mean, who cares about these assholes? I hate days like that (pretty much everyday). KARR, Diggzy Brown, profxavier9, bigdog3580, chompy_jr, limeandcuervo (yaaaa buddy), DemonDonk. Warren Moon and Owen Wilson. Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 884 Posted November 19, 2013 Author Share Posted November 19, 2013 RoseyG, alf13, SoCooLBob, xzanos, TDBuddah, I-fold08, gunnarsson, TheRealDeal_08, rcgs59, Sea.Bass.JR, rcqs59, Misti Blue. rofl they have the same b'day?! Meg Ryan and Calvin Klein 4 Link to post Share on other sites
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