BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 He was a great royal, AMIRITE, ESSAY? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Tartabull, who hit 262 home runs between 1984 and 1997, is currently a fugitive from justice. A warrant was issued for his arrest on May 12, 2012 after he failed to appear for a 180 day jail sentence, has been named the top deadbeat dad in Los Angeles after allegedly failing to pay more than $275,000 in child support for his two sons 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 885 Posted October 31, 2013 Author Share Posted October 31, 2013 Classic Tartabull. Poobah, Plz_Release, Jeffro2525, Jigsaw (what a dork), Skeleton Jelly. Vanilla Ice and Doc Rivers. Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 If your birthday had to be on one of these holidays, which would you choose? New Year's, Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, 4th of July (for 'Muricans), Halloween, or Christmas. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 As an adult, St Pat's, no question. As a kid, maybe 4th of July Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Although it would be a good dodge for Valentine's Day Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 885 Posted October 31, 2013 Author Share Posted October 31, 2013 4th of July. Christmas would be the worst. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 New Year's would make the math a lot easier. Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 885 Posted November 1, 2013 Author Share Posted November 1, 2013 SuitedAces21, MinhLyFan, comegetsome31, jigsawinc, D5Greene, Trips_Holdem Larry Flynt and Jenny McCarthy. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Batch (64, whoa, gettin up there bud), tuckermitchell, chrozzo, cfinnn, and Fat_Canuck. Also, Dennis Eckersley (one of my fave pitchers) and Gwen Stefani. Happy Birfday! awwww! thank you! Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Jenny McCarthy. http://www.jennymccarthybodycount.com 1 Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Hey you guuuuuyyyyyssss! It's the weekend, so I'm doing the birthday stuff. Pretty awful Saturday. I'm pretty upset about it. Zelphade (37) TakeItBack (25) snippytran (31) Wish I knew a word that would adequately describe my intense anger. Loogie (36) Marie Antoinette, Nelly Edit: I've never had more respect for Fritz than I do right now. So hard to pick the celebrity birthdays. "Two and only two" is a fucking cruel rule. After fifteen seconds I'm not even sure the shape the joke should take. Do I want polar opposites? ("I'm trying, I'm trying to, drink away the part of the day I cannot sleep away.") Do I want strange bedfellows? Do I want the two goofiest famous people ever? How about a famous person overrated, and an awesome person underrated? After about 45 minutes I said "**** it," panicked, and did this. It's stupid. Marie Antoinette is boring. So is Nelly. They do not enhance each other, you know? There is no ironic benefit, no juxtaposition, no paradox. There is just "Marie Antoinette" and there is just "Nelly" and there is just "ugh." Link to post Share on other sites
NickCave 194 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Celebrating Today (48) theresa113 (44) pokertvstar (28) pockets (33) vonteego3 (34) IUnook (46) TheDuck21 (43) Entrepeneur (47) eddiedean987 (26) IEnjoySlowrolling If I was making a list of things I hate with unabashed abandon, slowrolling would be one of them. As a player, if my hand goes to showdown, and I think it has more than a 5% chance of winning, I show it down immediately. As a dealer, I wanted to murder the players that refused to show down after being called, or left of the button. I hated them. You know what the worst was? Listening to the "conversation." "Do you have a pair?" I called you. "I have one pair." Show me. "I can't beat Ace King." Show me. "I can't beat top pair." Show me. "Okay, you're good." Show me. "[ACTS AS IF HE IS ABOUT TO FOLD HIS HAND]" Are you folding? "[LOOKS DEFEATED, FAKES TOWARDS THE MUCK AGAIN]" Fold or show me. "[LOOKS AT CARDS]" Turn your hand over in three seconds or I'm killing it and the pot gets shipped the other way. Just, these mother****ers. Sometimes, it was a tournament, and their all in on the flop. The cards, by rule, have to get flipped over once the money goes in. STILL. They ask questions. "Do you have a pair? Ace King? No, I think I've got live cards. I have ace high. Can you beat Ace high?" Jesus, in TWO ****ING SECONDS YOU WILL HAVE ALL THE INFORMATION YOU NEED (26) Jargonator (25) TwistedDenial (34) Helena Charles Bronson and Dolph Lundgren, hell yeah. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 After about 45 minutes I said "**** it," panicked, and did this. It's stupid. Marie Antoinette is boring. So is Nelly. They do not enhance each other, you know? There is no ironic benefit, no juxtaposition, no paradox. There is just "Marie Antoinette" and there is just "Nelly" and there is just "ugh." Maybe you aren't Wang. Wang never would have sneered at a classically structured juxtaposition. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 885 Posted November 4, 2013 Author Share Posted November 4, 2013 FatBurger, Muzza86, zmoney, AcesSuck (no they don't baby), bowlernick10 Also Walter Cronkite and Puff Daddy (P. Diddy? Diddy? whatever, he sucks.) Link to post Share on other sites
Dubey 1,035 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 1 Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 FatBurger, Muzza86, zmoney, AcesSuck (no they don't baby), bowlernick10 Also Walter Cronkite and Puff Daddy (P. Diddy? Diddy? whatever, he sucks.) happy happy! Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 AcesSuck I think she is in Rose's poker league. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 885 Posted November 5, 2013 Author Share Posted November 5, 2013 Detra, Xodius_Maxx, Kenster68, Randal Graves (lmao), Kimono. Art Garfunkel and Bill Walton. Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 885 Posted November 6, 2013 Author Share Posted November 6, 2013 SuitedAces21, fckthis (i agree buddy), tcsloat, Neuro_au, TheSeed2.0, thedeanna, YonYonson. James Naismith and Pat Tillman. Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 885 Posted November 7, 2013 Author Share Posted November 7, 2013 Discodan82, SweetDaddyFreak, kokid, mentallyretardedpear (lol wtf), tearly_123, noteye, Duke Manatee (hahah look at his pic), Gambit2300. Leon Trotsky and David Petraeus. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 I feel bad voting fritzy out. My brain didn't make the connection. I'm sorry dude. Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 885 Posted November 7, 2013 Author Share Posted November 7, 2013 Apology accepted Napa Lite. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Dubey 1,035 Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 yup Fritzy is doing Yeomen's work here in the Birthday thread. Respect. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 885 Posted November 8, 2013 Author Share Posted November 8, 2013 Show some love for my weekend guy too, dude is killin it. Link to post Share on other sites
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