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Dedicated to a father I haven't met:

 

 

The beginning and ending

Are the same

A lifetime of mother's kisses

 

I want to press my mind to your

hand

To feel the tactileness

Of the relationships between numbers

that I know

 

My darling

My son

My daughter

My baby blue eyed

My child of color and gold

 

And when you have your own

beautiful solution

To your own beautiful problem

 

Sing it in as many perfect pitches

As it takes to drain out your mother's wails

In this life

As it takes to make Beethoven and Newton fold their hands

In the next

As it takes to make me snap my fingers

From the other side of the planet.

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White Board Fever

 

Dedicated to a father I haven't met:

 

 

Do not call

You are sick

Do not write my friend

 

You are not well with

white board fever

 

each stroke may carry with it,

as a step on a path,

a chance to stop

a chance to look back

around

say can this be real

 

As sick as we come

Get the best markers you can

Cut a sport sock to wear on your wrist

 

Run like a mad dog at death

And don't stop

 

Until you're sure that you must now

crush your tablet

As Moses

the word that

He

got from God.

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The Last Prisoner

 

Dedicated to a father I haven't met:

 

 

I dreamt that you were the last prisoner

In the last prison (you had grey and I loved it)

And you were happy to see me

And that is how I know I'll be happy to see you

 

You might feel like you put me there

But you did not

 

The success of my break

was ten days to ten years

 

And your confidence made my chest

swell

when i woke up

and i went for a swim

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Cracked Cracka is by far the most annoying game i've ever played and Eddie didn't get to say his line once.

 

Dad, I made a mistake

HOW SON?

I told another man to go **** himself.

DOES HE FORGIVE YOU?

I dunno.

DO YOU WANT HIS FORGIVENESS?

YES!

 

 

 

SON, ONE TIME I TOLD A MAN TO **** HIMSELF.

 

Did he forgive you?

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Today I went to Barnes and Noble and looked for a book on baseball called "the book"

 

it was out of print which was dismaying considering that i'm looking to do some baseball math.

 

If anyone knows the poster who goes by "Nick Cage," I haven't seen him at all lately, I'd like if he rejoined this thread for a short period.

 

To "Nick Cage": Buddy, I'm pointing at your seat. And I'm calling my shot.

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It is my grandpa's middle name, Eugene that is.

 

That is what I imagine your name is. The man who is not yet ready to understand my math. The man who makes me scarlet in my dreams because he is so easy to dismiss it. The boy or man my latest was aimed at. It is for him to decide.

 

Do I have any idea how many home runs you've hit? Do I have any idea how many times you've tried so hard only to strike out?

 

Do you have any idea how much love I put into my math? Do I have any idea how much love you put into baseball?

 

Do I have any idea how many times you've pitched yourself out of a jam? Do I have any idea how many times you've given up the game winner?

 

Do you have any idea how I make my math? Do I have any idea of the hours you've spent with a bat in your hand or with a glove on your hand?

 

I have no idea to any of those questions.

 

How do you answer them?

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DIAMONDS:

 

Each Blind Posts. Each player is dealt 3 cards. The first flip can be an Extremely difficult decision. But you have to have some logic or else you get SUPER owned later in the hand.

 

To the uninitiated the first flip may feel disrespectful.

 

NO PLAYING DIAMONDS YET boys. Any other game but that.

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CRY BABY:

 

There's sometimes where a player can be leveraged too far after the Diamonds that they must fold when they are more than 50:50 confident that they have the best hand.

 

When I can't give what I think is the best hand I'll say, I "fold"

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OVER THE MOON:

 

 

It doesn't matter if you're dealing off the bottom of the deck you're sorry to see those cards go.

 

 

 

 

 

To MinhLyFan:

 

 

I feel sorry to you because I know if I could get you money...

 

I feel sorry because I know if I could get you money...

 

I got much love

 

I feel sorry that I've acted like a dick in this thread

 

 

 

(I'll do 4 a night until you show me some of your cards)

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I'm sad in that I miss talking golf with you.

 

I'm sad in that the computer I need will be at least 10 days.

 

Someone cut me at my feelings today and it made me sad for a moment.

 

I read something that I straight loved.

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Riddle:

 

 

I can throw a baseball like a girl sometimes

But I deserve to win the slam dunk competition

I have the best golf swing

And I can lift your girlfriend over my head

 

What am I?

 

(To ourselves men)

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I'm sad I don't think you'll read this tomorrow

 

I wondered if the person in the world who gets made fun of most is sensitive

 

I'm sad I don't have a woman to watch Swan Lake with

 

I don't feel like I've dropped too big a stitch in the last few hours

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