timwakefield 68 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 I got heaved for counting on a low limit BJ table just for running progressive bets. (And counting.,, with a bored prostitite... and heroin,,.) I can't imagine Ivey playing at those levels isn't being watched closer than a junior high boys swim team at the NAMBLA pool. Did they let you keep the winnings? As I understood it casinos let you keep your winnings even if you're accused of card counting at BJ, since it can't be proven and it's not really cheating unless you are also colluding with other players at the table. They can of course kick you out and say you're never welcome back, but I didn't think they could keep your winnings unless they can prove something more than just having a brilliant memory. But maybe I'm wrong. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 a clever forgery. but i've seen beans whip up better after a dozen coronas. Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Did they let you keep the winnings? As I understood it casinos let you keep your winnings even if you're accused of card counting at BJ, since it can't be proven and it's not really cheating unless you are also colluding with other players at the table. They can of course kick you out and say you're never welcome back, but I didn't think they could keep your winnings unless they can prove something more than just having a brilliant memory. But maybe I'm wrong. Yes. The boss came over with what I'm guessing was 8-10 security guards and told me to pack my shit. I asked why, he said my betting patterns indicated 'illegal counting behaviors', that they were not permabanning me but asking me to leave now and suggesting I not play blackjack anymore. Escorted me to cash out, then escorted me to the door, then 4 guards waited with me at the entrance while the valet got my car. Link to post Share on other sites
Narum 2 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 a clever forgery. but i've seen beans whip up better after a dozen coronas. You're welcome to check out my followers on Twitter yourself. <3 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,757 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Don't trust him Suited. He probably just forged Twitter. Or hacked someone's screen name and then changed the profile pic. Or maybe he found someone obscure Ivey was already following and then made his FCP account with the same gay Korean avatar and name. You just can't trust the internet anymore. It's not like the good old days. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Only person I trust is you brvy. And Jesus of course. Link to post Share on other sites
Narum 2 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Don't trust him Suited. He probably just forged Twitter. Or hacked someone's screen name and then changed the profile pic. Or maybe he found someone obscure Ivey was already following and then made his FCP account with the same gay Korean avatar and name. You just can't trust the internet anymore. It's not like the good old days. First of all: I'm not Korean. And Narum is my last name. I'm honoured, though. That you think I'd go through all that trouble. <3 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Fresh fish, we're reeling em in. Nice tats though. We used to have a guy around here who had tats and loved a tranny that looked an awful lot like you. No offense, she was hot. Link to post Share on other sites
Narum 2 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Fresh fish, we're reeling em in. Nice tats though. We used to have a guy around here who had tats and loved a tranny that looked an awful lot like you. No offense, she was hot. I'm not entirely sure if you're being witty or not... Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 When I get home I'll give you the link to the thread. It was from maybe 5 years ago. It's in off topic general if you wanna look. It was bumped recently. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 MUSTAKRAKISH! MUSTAKRAKISH! I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld to bring forth this beast and... AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN TAKE THE LAND, THAT MUST BE TAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN DEVOUR WORLDS, SMITE FORSAKEN Rise up from your thousandth year of sleep Bring forth the decreed eternally I command you to.. RISE! RISE! RISE! RISE! RISE! RISE! RISE! and.. AWAKEN! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Dude definitely looks asianish in his avatar. You shouldn't squint so much. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Finn's have a gooky look. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 I gotta admit, he looked Asian as hell in that avatar. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Look at Bjork. She's from Iceland, looks gooky as hell Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Gooky, while pejorative, is extremely funny and fun to say. So bob and I will allow it. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,757 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 First of all: I'm not Korean. And Narum is my last name. I'm honoured, though. That you think I'd go through all that trouble. <3 I was right about you being gay though? It's no big deal. Trust me, Daniel is totally cool with that. *wink* Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 904 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Need scram in here to explain the gook thing. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 I'd be happy to. Vikings raided not only in the UK, but also on mainland Russia/Baltic. The area had been raped by Steepe Nomads from time immemorial and Steepe Nomads are, by and large, gooky. The Viking raiders took slaves home with them, and as a result there can be a hint of gook in otherwise pure Scandinavians. I would guess our friend has a Hun slave ancestor. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 This Steepe Genetic exchange went both ways, btw. Genghis Khan was said to have red hair and green eyes. Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 904 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 well i'll be damned. learn somethin new everyday. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 McGee loves history, especially if it involves rape. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Narum 2 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 This Steepe Genetic exchange went both ways, btw. Genghis Khan was said to have red hair and green eyes. Well I'll be damned. I'm a Norse/Fin, with viking (and probably mongolian) ancestry. I have red beard and green eyes. I was right about you being gay though? It's no big deal. Trust me, Daniel is totally cool with that. *wink* Just because I'm good looking, doesn't make me gay... Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 I'm suspicious. I feel like this is a master level from Dutch and McGee. I'll need proof this is real. I need a new Mbenz. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,355 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 So What is Misti? Chopped Liver? Link to post Share on other sites
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