DJ Vu 176 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 At least you were "Low Stacked" from using a meal break as an excuse to fearfully go South with $200 before the guy "Raised" with his "Gun Shot" Haha. I'm at about 90% sure this guy is some weird kind of joke. Intentional joke, I mean. Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 You are an idiot. I was hungry and needed to eat after being at the table for 4 hours. They wernt serving food there so I had to leave the building. 200$ isnt low stacked. Guy called the all in with gunshot, not raised. You live in Detroit, come up so I can take your money. You are simply the last person around here who should be calling anyone an "Idiot" The term is "Short Stacked" not "Low Stacked" You continue to use "Raise" incorrectly And the other term is "Gut Shot" not "Gun Shot" ...but you're too dense to understand Satire. Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Haha. I'm at about 90% sure this guy is some weird kind of joke. Intentional joke, I mean. Has to be. Simply has to be. Nobody can be this unintentionally dense and have a total lack of self-awareness. Link to post Share on other sites
EAPaaron 4 Posted September 5, 2012 Author Share Posted September 5, 2012 You are simply the last person around here who should be calling anyone an "Idiot" The term is "Short Stacked" not "Low Stacked" You continue to use "Raise" incorrectly And the other term is "Gut Shot" not "Gun Shot" ...but you're too dense to understand Satire. I sense this is a dodge. Then excuses by trying to "correct my wording". You understood me. Noone thinks you are cool. You probably hit your head. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Why is "correct my wording" in quotation marks? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 At least you were "Low Stacked" from using a meal break as an excuse to fearfully go South with $200 before the guy "Raised" with his "Gun Shot" I sense this is a dodge. Then excuses by trying to "correct my wording". You understood me. Noone thinks you are cool. You probably hit your head. I don't know why I continue to engage with such an obvious Troll. But why do you think I put quotes around those three misused terms in my post if not to point out that when you misuse words it makes you look like (even more of) an idiot? I considered using "sic" but decided that was too technical and it would have ruined the flow of my satire. I really think everyone might be wrong, you're not an intentional joke at all, you're just the failed product of a Detroit area public school system. Worst thing I ever seen, indeed. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I sense this is a dodge. Then excuses by trying to "correct my wording". You understood me. Noone thinks you are cool. You probably hit your head. That's a lot of short sentences. Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Whoops Link to post Share on other sites
EAPaaron 4 Posted September 5, 2012 Author Share Posted September 5, 2012 I don't know why I continue to engage with such an obvious Troll. But why do you think I put quotes around those three misused terms in my post if not to point out that when you misuse words it makes you look like (even more of) an idiot? I considered using "sic" but decided that was too technical and it would have ruined the flow of my satire. I really think everyone might be wrong, you're not an intentional joke at all, you're just the failed product of a Detroit area public school system. Worst thing I ever seen, indeed. Psh! Protect that satire! The Detroit schools taught me to be ownage of poker bro. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 The Detroit schools taught me to be ownage of poker bro. I'm starting to like this guy. Starting to remind me of that one LG account that was prominent in politics and religion. Was it "Greatest I Am" or something else? Can't remember now. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I sense this is a dodge. Then excuses by trying to "correct my wording". You understood me. Noone thinks you are cool. You probably hit your head. Not much of a dodge if he hit his head. Link to post Share on other sites
EAPaaron 4 Posted September 5, 2012 Author Share Posted September 5, 2012 Not much of a dodge if he hit his head. ORLY Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Amazing. Link to post Share on other sites
GOCUBSGO 77 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Oh man I hate when people shove all in with gunshots when I'm low stacked. Don't worry bro, keep your head up, you are completely killing it lately. What are you up like $800 this month? Sick run. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 even after all these years, you're still a sucker for leveling, Pot Odds. Link to post Share on other sites
EAPaaron 4 Posted September 5, 2012 Author Share Posted September 5, 2012 Lost another 200$ today sigh. Some donk called my all in preflop with 6 2 off vs my KK and gets trip 2s.... Sighhhh. So sick these moves are paying people off Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Lost another 200$ today sigh. Some donk called my all in preflop with 6 2 off vs my KK and gets trip 2s.... Sighhhh. So sick these moves are paying people off I assume you mean "sick " not "SICK!!!!" Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 you should move down to where they respect your raises. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 even after all these years, you're still a sucker for leveling, Pot Odds. <image of fish on a line> Link to post Share on other sites
EAPaaron 4 Posted September 6, 2012 Author Share Posted September 6, 2012 you should move down to where they respect your raises. Im happy to be called by garbage, 9/10 times I win. Just sick when the 1/10 hits Link to post Share on other sites
CorvairShaggy 5 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Sounds like your 1/2 game is like the game I played in while at "Club Fed". Basically people calling anything, and using the rationale "Pot Odds, I had to call!" After playing every night for 4 weeks I gave up, because it was like playing bingo. Long term all your doing is swapping money betweeen each other. Just couldn't see a way to come out ahead based on skill level. Personally, I would rather take my chances on casino games rather than that style of poker on a regular basis. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Corvair I really hope you're joking. Link to post Share on other sites
TrueAce13 18 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Corvair I really hope you're joking. Link to post Share on other sites
CorvairShaggy 5 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 ?? Which part?? Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 All of it. That sounds like a dream situation to be in and should result in you printing money quite frequently. Link to post Share on other sites
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