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Chances are like one in a gajillion that I am right about this because it's so hard to make the nhl. But I just wanted to throw this wild prediction out there now incase this kid becomes a stud in the

Funny story, I'm home for the holidays and my mom asks if I want to go to the spa today for a massage. I'm like sure. She says she knows this place that has cheap massages. We went to this "spa" massa

Wow...you seem to have an IQ that is lower than Britney Spears' IQ. And a sense of humour that could be equated to, say, watching someone hit their hand with a hammer, laughing about it and, only late

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lol.. that might be the most random parlay of all time.
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K. I'm stoked. I'll hook you up too with a good Christian girl.
Most good Chrisitan girls understand that anything but vaginal penetration keep your virginity intact, so everything else is fair game.
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Most good Chrisitan girls understand that anything but vaginal penetration keep your virginity intact, so everything else is fair game.
Nope. LOL. You would be surprised how much better it is, lol.
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I married a Catholic girl.I now go to church every week. I even went when I was in Vegas.My word of advice. Don't do it. Run away from the churchy types.

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I married a Catholic girl.I now go to church every week. I even went when I was in Vegas.My word of advice. Don't do it. Run away from the churchy types.
I wish it was just a Catholic Girl. My girlfriend is Pentecostal, that's a lot more crazier religion. The church has like big screen tvs, full live band, dunking people in a water tank, it's f*cking crazy.
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I wish it was just a Catholic Girl. My girlfriend is Pentecostal, that's a lot more crazier religion. The church has like big screen tvs, full live band, dunking people in a water tank, it's f*cking crazy.
Then you fit in.
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No. I don't. My girlfriend wants to get married within 3-6 months, and have a kid asap. The last 2 weeks had been super stressful because she was late, and I knew she wouldn't CTRL + ALT + DEL the baby. But she had it the other day. Phewwwww

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No. I don't. My girlfriend wants to get married within 3-6 months, and have a kid asap. The last 2 weeks had been super stressful because she was late, and I knew she wouldn't CTRL + ALT + DEL the baby. But she had it the other day. Phewwwww
My word of advice. Don't do it. Run away from the churchy types.
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