digitalmonkey 929 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Happy Birthday Dan! Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted January 21, 2012 Author Share Posted January 21, 2012 thanksss man. Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted January 21, 2012 Author Share Posted January 21, 2012 I had a real good day contrarian betting and I can't fall asleep because of my Keurig so I am making a lot of dumb future bets. Yes, I realize these likely have no chance but it gives me a reason to watch these teams. Cincinnati Bengals to win the SuperbowlRisk $5 to win $335 (67-1)Minnesota Timberwolves to win the NBA ChampionshipRisk $5 to win $755 (151-1)Anaheim Ducks to win the Stanley CupRisk $5 to win $1255 (251-1)Carolina Hurricanes to win the Stanley CupRisk $5 to win $1755 (351-1)PARLAY SPECIALObama (Democrats) win the US Presidential Election 2012 (1.72-1)+Rolling in the Deep by Adele to Win Grammy Record of the Year 2012 (1.36-1)+Michelle Williams to win Best Actress at the 84th Annual Academy Awards (4-1)+BAKU to win the bid to be the Host City for the Summer Olympics in 2020 (11-1)+Asafa Powell to win the 100M race at the Olympics in 2012 (12-1)+Rickie Fowler to win the Masters 2012 (60-1)=Risk $5 to win $370 529.28 (74105-1)Yes, I realize none of these have a chance. But WTF. It's only $25, that doesn't even get me a headband at lululemon. Miracle one time baby.P.S. I might be getting a part time job at lululemon, just because I want the discount. I'm only going to work like 4 hours a week. If any of you want clothes, I might be able to hook you up.For RPRPRPRPRPRPPRPRP aka Arp Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 I broke up with crazy religious girl yesterday. She still texts me like we're dating, but I don't answer them anymore.That's how I break up too, just stop answering. Did you get the key back at least? Link to post Share on other sites
MapleLeafpoker 1,462 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 For RPRPRPRPRPRPPRPRP aka Arpthanks bud.whats interesting is that Carolina went from 351 to 126-1, and Anaheim has gone from 251 to 301.I finally see the odds posted now, I dont know why they werent available in mid afternoons/mornings. Link to post Share on other sites
gruven 530 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 That's how I break up too, just stop answering. Did you get the key back at least?Ah, the phaseout.... classic! However, I think it robs us of the potential biatch conversation that could be pure biatch gold for our entertainment pleasure Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 The only problem with the phase out is the inevitable drunk text messages after you strike out elsewhere... Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Betting opportunity?Storm in Chicago is making it hard to get to arena, start time pushed back. Panthers bus not at arena yet.'Hawks took an early 2-0 lead, and won 3-1. I noticed the Panthers managed only FOUR 3rd period shots, down by 2 goals. Sounds like a tired bunch to me... Link to post Share on other sites
MapleLeafpoker 1,462 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 I miss her already. They made such a perfect couple. (for the rest of us) Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted January 21, 2012 Author Share Posted January 21, 2012 K I got bored on my lunch break at lululemon bc those girls wouldn't feed us again, all I got was some more damn flavored water. So cuz I got bored i answered her texts finally. Conversation went like this.Her: We should start going to Christian marraige counseling. Pastor mark thinks it would be a good idea.Me: we aren't even married.Her: we will be tho, it's gods path.Me: what, I told u yesterday we are finished for goodHer: you were just in a bad mood, you really didn't mean it.Me: yes I did, I'm not going to counseling. Her. I love you. God loves us.Me: I'm not going.Her: are you coming to church with me toms?Me: no. I'm working at lululemon.Her: I don't want you to hang around the girls there, they dress like sluts.Me: leave them alone, they are wonderful people. God would be mad you call them sluts.Her: sorry Me: k I have to go back. Lululemon girls calling me.Her: I love youMe: k bye Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Good lord, I hope you aren't making this up. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Tell her to turn her key. Link to post Share on other sites
gruven 530 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 See? this is epic stuff!!! Please string her along unmercilessly Dan, and keep us fully in the loop. Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted January 21, 2012 Author Share Posted January 21, 2012 This is epic. An epic fail. My whole life is an epic failz.I just wished I lived at lululemon. It would make everything perfect in my life and give me harmony. Link to post Share on other sites
MapleLeafpoker 1,462 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Don't let this one go Dan. She's the one.(make sure I get an invite to this wedding) Link to post Share on other sites
gruven 530 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Don't let this one go Dan. She's the one.(make sure I we ALL get an invite to this wedding) Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted January 22, 2012 Author Share Posted January 22, 2012 Update in the text conversationHer: HeyHer: I love youHer: What are you doing? Where are you? Her: I miss youHer: Babes, I'm going to bed. I love you so much. I'm excited for the rest of our lives together. I'm not sure what to write back, I've had a few beers, and going to bed early because lululemon wants me to do a yoga sesh at 6am tmw morning before the final day of the sale. I think lululemon is like a cult. None of the stuff they do makes sense, but I do it anyways. A bunch of us were hungry at lunch and they were suppose to feed us. But they only gave us bottled water and flavour crystals. And they keep talking about this paleo diet. And yoga like instead of eating. And drinking water and tea. I really just do it, I don't know. And I'm getting tired of doing the flash mob, we do it like 4 times a day. And I also think my gf's religion is a cult. Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Fwiw, you're getting murdered probably. Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted January 22, 2012 Author Share Posted January 22, 2012 Fwiw, you're getting murdered probably.It's probably my buddy that'll murder me. We were filling out our benefits this month, and I offered him to be my benefactor for $20. He took it. At the time, I thought he was a sucker. Now, not so much. Dammit. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Biatch. Happy belated birthday. For your present I'll take your gf off your hands. Win/win/win (you/me/fcp) we all win! Link to post Share on other sites
Babying 613 Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 This GF sounds like the perfect girl for you Biatch.Find out if she can throw some dice. Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted January 22, 2012 Author Share Posted January 22, 2012 Biatch. Happy belated birthday. For your present I'll take your gf off your hands. Win/win/win (you/me/fcp) we all win!I would love too bc that would be wonderful.One problem tho. She has some sort of fetish for Asians. She is white. But she likes Asians for some reason.I can't pawn her to Wayne bc he is married. So I came up with the following solutions1) Wayne's son who could probably eat me.Or2) baby Jin (Steve's baby)Or3) ray gets a tan, eats more rice, and let me shine light in your eyes to make u squint Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted January 22, 2012 Author Share Posted January 22, 2012 This GF sounds like the perfect girl for you Biatch.Find out if she can throw some dice.She won't step into a casino Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Fwiw, you're getting murdered probably.Yup. Bunny boiler deluxe. Link to post Share on other sites
Babying 613 Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 I would love too bc that would be wonderful.One problem tho. She has some sort of fetish for Asians. She is white. But she likes Asians for some reason.I can't pawn her to Wayne bc he is married. So I came up with the following solutions1) Wayne's son who could probably eat me.Or2) baby Jin (Steve's baby)Or3) ray gets a tan, eats more rice, and let me shine light in your eyes to make u squint This may work. I will of course help in anyway I can. Link to post Share on other sites
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