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Chances are like one in a gajillion that I am right about this because it's so hard to make the nhl. But I just wanted to throw this wild prediction out there now incase this kid becomes a stud in the

Funny story, I'm home for the holidays and my mom asks if I want to go to the spa today for a massage. I'm like sure. She says she knows this place that has cheap massages. We went to this "spa" massa

Wow...you seem to have an IQ that is lower than Britney Spears' IQ. And a sense of humour that could be equated to, say, watching someone hit their hand with a hammer, laughing about it and, only late

My girlfriends name is Vagina. It sounds American.
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My girlfriend's name is Marlo....it sounds...?
Like the guy from The Wire. I will admit he is good looking, but I didn't expect that to be your type
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Made up.
The name or the fact that I have a gf?
Like the guy from The Wire. I will admit he is good looking, but I didn't expect that to be your type
Yea, I told her when we started dating it would be tough for me to call her that and not think of him. Even in bed. :club:
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No to the alligators.What's a carbonara-ator? Her mom doesn't like pasta. Not sure about Timmy's lasagna
Wait, I thought she wasnt talking to her parents. How do you know what her mom likes to eat? uh-oh....are you doing the mom?
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Wait, I thought she wasnt talking to her parents. How do you know what her mom likes to eat? uh-oh....are you doing the mom?
No I am not doing her mom. Yuck. Her mom is like 42.She doesn't talk to her parents but she talks shit about them all theTime.
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No I am not doing her mom. Yuck. Her mom is like 42.She doesn't talk to her parents but she talks shit about them all theTime.
Do her parents live in Ottawa?
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No I am not doing her mom. Yuck. Her mom is like 42.She doesn't talk to her parents but she talks shit about them all theTime.
42 is not old.Hook me up with her mom.
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There's no way to not go creep someone on facebook after a drunk make out or something to see what degree of beer goggles you had on. Not possible. Nothing tilted me more than not being able to find the latest one on facebook. LOL.

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There's no way to not go creep someone on facebook after a drunk make out or something to see what degree of beer goggles you had on. Not possible. Nothing tilted me more than not being able to find the latest one on facebook. LOL.
lol!arent they kinda hard to find sometimes....how often do you get a last name?
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