Dread Aidan 8 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 How the hell is that top one real?You tell me, Mr. Animal Scientist."Do NOT do a Google Images search of holoprosencephaly..." Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 "Do NOT do a Google Images search of holoprosencephaly..."You could have just not ever posted that word, then my curiosity would have never made me do what you told me not do. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 You tell me, Mr. Animal Scientist."Do NOT do a Google Images search of holoprosencephaly..."Hm. I knew that cyclops defects existed, but that particular picture just looks so fake...the eye itself looks plastic. Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Hm. I knew that cyclops defects existed, but that particular picture just looks so fake...the eye itself looks plastic.besides the fact that it looks like a cabbage patch kid mated with a handicapped fish Link to post Share on other sites
Dread Aidan 8 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 8 Hilariously Insane Examples of Vladimir Putin PropagandaBy: Luke McKinneyOne man was allowed to grab a thousand breasts in a row because Putin. That was his entire strategy. Russian comedian Sam Nickel had a chance to shake hands with the Russian prime minister, wanted to pass on two kilotits of "positive energy and tactile experience" through his hands and kept a straight face while explaining that to a thousand women. He maintained a fierce scowl of concentration throughout the project, possibly to prevent himself from giggling, "It's working!" (If that link doesn't work, you can find it embedded in the article.)I got to 106 before I started skipping ahead. The reactions are kind of mesmerizing though.Question: if you were watching this video and saw your girlfriend on it, what would you hope her reaction was? Link to post Share on other sites
Dubey 1,035 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 I made it to 336. Only stopped because I actually have to do work, I'll probably watch the rest later.Actually a pretty attractive group of girls, although many of them were definitely underage, but lol russia.Hilights,-He gets slapped around 120, looks legit-gets slapped/pushed a few other times-gets kissed around 280, and again around 320. must be nice. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 I'm moving to Russia. Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 i love cracked.com this is a good one.Cracked.com The 6 Creepiest Places on Earth Link to post Share on other sites
Dread Aidan 8 Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Creepy Romance Adviceby Seanbaby"Tomima is so asexual that when she wades crotch-deep into a swamp, it dries up 15 acres of alligator habitat." Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Creepy Romance Adviceby Seanbaby"Tomima is so asexual that when she wades crotch-deep into a swamp, it dries up 15 acres of alligator habitat."Many LLOLs. Link to post Share on other sites
Dread Aidan 8 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Seanbaby and Old Batman Comics"The fearless crusader only thought it would be awesome to spend his final moments fucking a church.""Was this written by someone on their first day of racism?""Gotham could cut down on its super crime by almost 90 percent if Batman punched pregnant women in the stomach every time they thought up a clever baby name.""If a man robbing the Indian food factory said, "I'm Rick Tallflame, better known as The Lava Colon!" Robin's first attack would be biting his asshole." Link to post Share on other sites
Dread Aidan 8 Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Best caption ever? Maybe!"My boner trumps my race hate, so are you up for some deep dicking? I'm Nazi Batman." Link to post Share on other sites
Dread Aidan 8 Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Hilariously Badass Magazine Coversby Robert Brockway, Word PuncherJim: Say, Don, do you know what time it is?Don: I sure do, Jim. It's time to beat them with their own kind. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Sean wrote a new article today...http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-biggest-...e-show-history/ Link to post Share on other sites
Dubey 1,035 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Sean wrote a new article today...http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-biggest-...e-show-history/ haha, some really funny stuff in that one. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Not Cracked, but it had to go somewhere...Fun with Autocorrect Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Not Cracked, but it had to go somewhere...Fun with Autocorrect Holy crap, that is some funny stuff.Edit: I mean, jesus, I have tears from laughing so much. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Aww fuck I needed that. I am in tears. It all started with #8 and kept on going. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Aww fuck I needed that. I am in tears. It all started with #8 and kept on going.#18 and #22. I just lost it. Amazing. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 haha14 is good tooSORRYIATETHELASTWAFFLE Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 I had to sop after 5# because I laughed out loud at work. as a side note, why does anybody keep autocorrect enabled on their phone? are they that lazy? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 I never enjoy at that stuff as much as I should, since I always feel like they are all faked. I mean, some of the autocorrects are being switched from common words to very uncommon words. It doesn't make sense. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 I never enjoy at that stuff as much as I should, since I always feel like they are all faked. I mean, some of the autocorrects are being switched from common words to very uncommon words. It doesn't make sense.That occured to me, but doesn't AutoCorrect use the user's own texts as source material? I don't know how it works, as I do not have one of these devices. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 That occured to me, but doesn't AutoCorrect use the user's own texts as source material? I don't know how it works, as I do not have one of these devices.That was my understanding, which makes it even funnier. Plus, it's not like it takes a real word and autocorrects it into something else. I'm sure the person mistyped something and then it autocorrected. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 That was my understanding, which makes it even funnier. Plus, it's not like it takes a real word and autocorrects it into something else. I'm sure the person mistyped something and then it autocorrected.Given how people are, more and more, prone to spelling errors, using incorrect terms and phrases, etc, some of these are almost not surprising.It also makes me wonder exactly what these people were texting about previously...Anyway, even if some are faked, they are damn funny. Link to post Share on other sites
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