digitalmonkey 929 Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Anyone have any ideas for a profitable mall kiosk? What are they selling in your malls? Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 i thought a profitable one would be buying bulk cable from monoprice and selling it at like a 500% markup in the mall. it'd still be way under the price in stores. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 What are they selling in your malls?Crack, mostly. You could get into that business and turn a tidy profit. Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Crack, mostly. You could get into that business and turn a tidy profit.the first one is free, that's how we get you! Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Cell Phone bedazzlers?Board games?Calendars?Elephant Vagina Bobble Heads? Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Elephant Vagina Bobble Heads?You had me at hello. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,904 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 The ugliest girl I ever dated was tricked into paying nearly a thousand dollars to a modeling scam pulling its "talent" via kiosk at a Hispanic-majority flee market/outlet mall. It always struck me as sort of amazing that she fell for it, but I still see those operations, and girls seem to all have weird selfesteem issues that oscillate between two extremities, neither one of which any male has ever experienced, so not only does it seem like a possible good way to make a buck, it seems like a hilarious one. Along those lines, I have always thought about doing pageant coaching for 10-15y/o girls, and I think I could make a lot of money drumming up new business at the mall if I seemed professional. Plus I could get them to buy all sorts of weird cosmetics and outfits and shit, and set up kickback deals with other vendors, etc. Another thing that malls sell around here are rims. But I don't really know much about that market, so I think it would be a gamble. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Along those lines, I have always thought about doing pageant coaching for 10-15y/o girls, and I think I could make a lot of money drumming up new business at the mall if I seemed professional. Plus I could get them to buy all sorts of weird cosmetics and outfits and shit, and set up kickback deals with other vendors, etc.I'm 100% certain you are a pedophile. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,904 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I'll always have that desire, but i wouldn't act on it. Certainly not with my pageant girls. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 but i wouldn't act on it Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,904 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 If I lower myself to that, I become no better than the Glandelinians. In a typical Greek pederastic relationship, the child was rarely penetrated. It's all about the dance. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I'm not quite sure where this thread went off the rails, but somehow here we are nonetheless. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,904 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I'm not quite sure where this thread went off the rails, but somehow here we are nonetheless.I purposed some potentially profitable kiosk possibilities, Spade made some inferences about my honor with young girls, and I defended it. Back to scheduled programming, unless we want to spend the rest of the thread discussing why I'm not a pedophile. Link to post Share on other sites
MixedGameMaster 0 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Sell FTP dollars Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 pens. everyone needs pens. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Hypo-allergenic jewelry. You can have this idea for free. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 crap jewelrysunglass hutmassagesanything a 14 year old can buy with a $20 bill Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted May 16, 2011 Author Share Posted May 16, 2011 $20 massages for 14 year olds?This is not the thread you're looking for. Link to post Share on other sites
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