Mercury69 3 Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 I went to the bathroom at work today and it looked like someone had spilled some icing sugar on the toilet seat. I think they made it wrong, though, 'cause it was salty. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 dammit Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 dammitYou were going to tell that one too? Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted April 20, 2011 Author Share Posted April 20, 2011 dammit You were going to tell that one too?Nicely done, sir Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 For Scram:http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments...jaw_droppingly/ Link to post Share on other sites
coug2828 8 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 What do you call a white guy who goes to school at Grambling? Link to post Share on other sites
NellaKreb 0 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Depends, what's his major...*sigh, I give up.An uneducated "Grambler"? Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 What do you call a white guy who goes to school at Grambling?You don't call him anything. There are no white guys at Grambling. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 For Scram:http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments...jaw_droppingly/ Wow. I think I laughed too much at those. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Wow. I think I laughed too much at those.lol, me tooI liked this one for some reasonCatholic Priest and a Jewish Rabbi are hanging out at the park. A little boy walks by and the Priest says to the Rabbi: Wanna fuck him? The Rabbi replies: Out of what? Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 i thought this one was awesome for its double-take value (spoilered for language): "pedophiles are fucking immature assholes." Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 maaan, some of those jew ones even made ME cringe.I did particularly chuckle at the african fellow with the parrot one though.edit: nevermind, got to one even worse than the jew ones: What do you do after you rape a blind, dumb, deaf girl? Break her fingers so she can't tell anybody. spoilered for horribleness. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.yes Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 what's the number one cause of pedophilia? sexy children.god I love these Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Someone should add the better nate joke in there. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Someone should add the better nate joke in there.Maybe later Link to post Share on other sites
coesillian 0 Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 I liked the black ones best; Why do black people smell bad?So blind people can hate them too.What's the difference between black people and snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.Q: Why couldn't Stevie Wonder read?A: Because he was black! Link to post Share on other sites
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