ajs510 122 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 By now, you should be Spiderman...I want to know how this thread made it ten posts before the first Spider-Man joke. Slacker bitches. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 hey speedz, I just want to point out how horribly wrong you are here: the only poisonous spiders in the u.s. are the black widow and the brown recluse, and there is very little that a doctor can do to treat the bite from either one, save for some pain pills, so you might as well stay at home and tough it out, you know, like a man. FUCKING DUMBASS.there are no poisonous spiders FUCKING DUMASS! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 hey speedz, I just want to point out how horribly wrong you are here: the only poisonous spiders in the u.s. are the black widow and the brown recluse, and there is very little that a doctor can do to treat the bite from either one, save for some pain pills, so you might as well stay at home and tough it out, you know, like a man. FUCKING DUMBASS.Said the guy who whines LIKE A LITTLE BITCH any time he thinks he might have seen a brown recluse in or around his house.Also, he doesn't know for sure it was a spider bite. Could have been a snake bite as far as he knows. Or tick. Or bug. Or whatever. The point is, spreading pain and stiffness isn't something that should be ignored. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 The point is, spreading pain and stiffness isn't something that should be ignored.see cuz there was also this movie about Greg Kinnear called Invincible Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Said the guy who whines LIKE A LITTLE BITCH any time he thinks he might have seen a brown recluse in or around his house.Also, he doesn't know for sure it was a spider bite. Could have been a snake bite as far as he knows. Or tick. Or bug. Or whatever. The point is, spreading pain and stiffness isn't something that should be ignored.boy are you DUMB... I whine like a little bitch every time I see a BLACK WIDOW around my house. IDIOT.also: doctors are for pansies. what doesn't kill you makes you stronger right? Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I think Strat is the one scared of the recluse. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I think Strat is the one scared of the recluse.pretty sure Strat is a recluse. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 there are no poisonous spiders FUCKING DUMASS!He means venomous, but then he'd still be wrong because almost all spiders are venomous. So, yeah, fucking dumbass.see cuz there was also this movie about Greg Kinnear called InvincibleAwesome. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 . Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 what doesn't kill you makes you stronger right?Only mentally stronger - many physical ailments can and do cause permanent physical injury or increased likelihood of death. Just saying! Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Only mentally stronger - many physical ailments can and do cause permanent physical injury or increased likelihood of death. Just saying!YOU CALLIN' MY GRANDMA A LIAR BOY Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 YOU CALLIN' MY GRANDMA A LIAR BOYNah, probably just calling her a fucking dumbass. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 According to the internet, my remarks would be more likely directed at Friedrich Niezsche. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Wait, Shake's grandmother is Friedrich Niezsche? No, that doesn't make sense in several ways. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Wait, Shake's grandmother is Friedrich Niezsche? No, that doesn't make sense in several ways.YOU SAYIN' MY GRANDMA DON'T MAKE SENSE BOY Link to post Share on other sites
tobytobey 0 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Threads/posts like this one are the reasons why I continue to visit.Carry on. Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted April 24, 2011 Author Share Posted April 24, 2011 So this afternoon Bella the Pitbull was racing along the fence barking at another dog. I decided to try and restrain her. There is an old hedge that ends at the wrought Iron fence. As I wedged myself between the fence and hedge, one of the branches of the plant went directly into my ear. I mean right down the canal. It hurt so badly I went straight down to the ground on my knees in pain. I have a very high threshold. The guy walking the other dog asked me if I was OK. I wasn't. I almost passed out from the pain. Now I hear little "water" sounds when i move my head in certain positions.My hearing was already terrible from a lifetime of playing loud guitar and rock concerts. I think I may have actually made it worse.Whee. Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 What? Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 So this afternoon Bella the Pitbull was racing along the fence barking at another dog. I decided to try and restrain her. There is an old hedge that ends at the wrought Iron fence. As I wedged myself between the fence and hedge, one of the branches of the plant went directly into my ear. I mean right down the canal. It hurt so badly I went straight down to the ground on my knees in pain. I have a very high threshold. The guy walking the other dog asked me if I was OK. I wasn't. I almost passed out from the pain. Now I hear little "water" sounds when i move my head in certain positions.My hearing was already terrible from a lifetime of playing loud guitar and rock concerts. I think I may have actually made it worse.Whee.uhh, get to a doctor. it sounds like you fucked up something in there. Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted April 24, 2011 Author Share Posted April 24, 2011 uhh, get to a doctor. it sounds like you fucked up something in there.Yeah. I woke up with an ear full of blood. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Yeah. I woke up with an ear full of blood.LOL .... "wait it out"I SAID WAIT IT OUTI SAID ... OH NEVER****INGMIND Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Definitely pee in it. Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted April 24, 2011 Author Share Posted April 24, 2011 LOL .... "wait it out"I SAID WAIT IT OUTI SAID ... OH NEVER****INGMIND Huh?What's that you said? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 dude...you get yourself into the worst shit! Link to post Share on other sites
solderz 0 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 So this afternoon Bella the Pitbull was racing along the fence barking at another dog. I decided to try and restrain her. There is an old hedge that ends at the wrought Iron fence. As I wedged myself between the fence and hedge, one of the branches of the plant went directly into my ear. I mean right down the canal. It hurt so badly I went straight down to the ground on my knees in pain. I have a very high threshold. The guy walking the other dog asked me if I was OK. I wasn't. I almost passed out from the pain. Now I hear little "water" sounds when i move my head in certain positions.My hearing was already terrible from a lifetime of playing loud guitar and rock concerts. I think I may have actually made it worse.Whee.This may sound counter-intuitive, but the water sounds only occur when your ear is dehydrated. Get a netti pot, stew some hot earl gray in it, and pour the mixture into your ear. This will fix everything. Even that ED problem you've been having. Link to post Share on other sites
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