MaxStPolish 4 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 So I get up early to drive down to south side for an annual golf outing. On the 6th hole I go to take my last drink of my arizona iced tea. Turns out a bee alerady laid claim to that last bit of tea, because I drank the last of my tea with a bee inside of it. Stung my tongue. 10 hours later and it's still hurty/numb, etc. Thank god I'm not allergic to bees, because I still feel sore in the jaw and swollen in the tongue/throat a bit.Then as the 6th hole ends we get called in because of incliment weather. We sit around for like 1.5 hours before they call the outing. Then the plus side, we go to the dinner for the outing this evening. I get nice cubs pint glasses as my door prize. And of the 40 guys and like 500 tickets bought for 'bigger prizes' I get a clean sweep with my dad getting a nice 19" HDTV with one of his 5 tickets being pulled, and then me getting 2 of my 5 tickets pulled to get a nice digital camera and a digital picture frame.Good luck on sunday you gridners, 9-5 warriors playing sunday, and dreamers that want to be grinders!!! Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 I got stuck by a bee on the throat last weekend while mowing the grass.True story. Link to post Share on other sites
lurbz 2 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 south side? bbfidts Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 I once caught a huge hornet on my neck while going 70 mph on my motorcycle. LOL getting bit on the tongue. Benadryl might help. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 BEST TEAM EVER Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 there was a bee in my bed once and it stung my ass Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 there was a bee in my bed once and it stung my assthats what she.... nevermind.... Link to post Share on other sites
K_dense 3 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 i was going to mow my grass today and not worry about anything... now i will be looking out for beesthanks alot you stooopid piss antsmsp , you started all this so maybe you should march down here and mow my grass no need to bring your mower, i will provide Link to post Share on other sites
MaxStPolish 4 Posted September 19, 2010 Author Share Posted September 19, 2010 Im going outside as we speak to mow the lawn. We can't live our lives in fear. If we do, we let them win. You have to go out there and take a stand. You mow your lawn, and when you see a bee, you look it dead in the eyes, as to say "hey bee, yeah you, i know you have a stinger, but i don't care, i still reside at the top of the food chain." Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Well done, beeface!!! Link to post Share on other sites
gibler321 1 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 I think it's a sign that the only tea you should be drinking while you are golfing is Arnold Palmer. Link to post Share on other sites
MaxStPolish 4 Posted September 19, 2010 Author Share Posted September 19, 2010 I think it's a sign that the only tea you should be drinking while you are golfing is Arnold Palmer.Yes./thread Link to post Share on other sites
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