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I find it offensive that people who don't suffer from E.D. are not allowed in this thread! I demand freedom of pretence, so I have suffered E.D. for many years and now am finally learning to cope thanks to an explosion resistance toilet I can carry in my backpack to deploy & use at any time under any circumstances. Top notch quality, which I myself developed over time thanks to government funding. Learning to deal with E.D. has given me many new insights & a whole new philosophy on life, I now see how many people actually suffer from this disease and want to help in every possible way I can. I have started to manufacter individually deployable toilets based on individual explosiveness of diarrhea, wideness of anus & amount of diarhhea averagely produced by subject. I can't begin to stretch the satisfaction this project has given me over time, I get emails daily from people I don't even know, telling me how thankfull they are for their semi-explosive-wide anus-1gallon averagely diarrhea toilets. I usually don't even know what to say, besides, I know what you are going trough, I feel your pain and I want to ease your suffering with my reasonably priced, individually built, hand-carryable toilets. Soon to be seen on TELL-SELL, daytime television, for all you sufferers who don't have shit to do. ~I'm fcking wasted

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how sweet - a thread just for El Guapo...
This is good timing. I had Chinese food last night for the first time in, well a long time. Then today I had In n Out burger. By noon I felt like I had drank a gallon of milk. (I'm lactose intolerant) I had to drive to my aunts for my grandmothers 90th birthday. I spent the first 15 minutes I was there on the toilet, then made 3 more trips in the next half hour. Finally when I thought it was safe to be away from a toilet for a few minutes, I drove to the corner store to get some pepto. I barely made it back. Luckily the 5th trip that hour was the last, and combined with the pepto, I was good to go...until I am an idiot and forgot my stomach had been upset.On the drive home I got tired so stopped and got a coffee with cream, about an hour ago I mad trips 6 and 7. All of these trips were post my normal two trips within the first hour I woke up.
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I think literally nobody cares.
People tend to have the need to tell me they don't care, which implies that they do care otherwise there would be no need to tell me they don't care.And what gave you the impression I care whether anyone cares?
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~I'm fcking wasted
Interesting. I thought from some of your other posts that you were a Christian.
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Christians don't drink to excess?
Sure. But few people that actually care about what Jesus taught, would blatantly brag multiple times about sinning. To me, that points to not caring in the first place.Last night I hooked up with a stripper. It was crazy! Thankfully the wife didn't find out, so everything's cool.JESUS!
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Sure. But few people that actually care about what Jesus taught, would blatantly brag multiple times about sinning. To me, that points to not caring in the first place.
You're right, and if I were "blatantly bragging about sinning" that might actually apply to me. Infact in the other topic I mention it as an apology for my rudeness, and here I mentioned it while I was semi-drunk. Me being imperfect has nothing to do with my love for Jesus Christ though.
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I had a nice solid turtle head poking out this morning and was a little excited, but when I let loose...pffffffllllllllllllooooooppppt...explosion. I blame McDonalds.

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