What Do You For A Living?

[Sick Boy 0]

I think we should all talk about the following in no particular order:What do you do for a living?How you got into that line of work?How much money an average person in your line of work can expect to make?Whether or not you like your job and whether or not you are in fact happy or unhappy with the state of your proffessional life. And why?Where you hope to end up through your line of work if you have chosen a career path and how much you can expect to make in that carerr path?As well as any other extras/smartass comments/funny pics anyone is willing to contribute.Example.Im an Independant Commission Agent for a Sales and Marketting company that specialises in customer aquisition for a wide range of clients through residential, business to business and event promotions. At this stage I can expect to make anywhere between NZD$400-NZD$800 a week, as a my income is based solely on commission i.e. if i dont sell I cant pay for shit. Within 3 years I expect to be earning anywhere between $3000-$5000 a week. The reason for this is because I will soon start training monkeys to do what I do, and I will then make commissions of their sales as well as anyone they train. (kinda like a pyramid scheme expect it actually works as a proven method). The company im affiated with (The Cobra Group) has been around for like 25 years and the systems they teach you are intense. They basically teach you how to mind fuck somebody into doing something.I love my job, its good.Now you.

[ajs510 122]

Can I venture a guess that this thread is going to very quickly be solely about you recruiting new members for your "team" so you can move your butt on up the pyramid and get closer to that $3k-5k number?

[ShakeZuma 585]

I'm an independent commission agent for a sales and marketing company that specializes in customer acquisition for a wide range of clients through residential, business to business and event promotions.

[donk4life 34]

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...=138221&hl=Looks like your first plan didn't pan out too well.

[Quacktastic 106]

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...=138221&hl=Looks like your first plan didn't pan out too well.

Awesome.

[wsox8 10]

my parents named me Harry Johnson so you tell me

[strategy 4]

aproxamatly

found this one in your older post. it made me chuckle.

proffessional Marketting aquisition

I picked out some more from this one. chortled.

[chrozzo 19]

i design peoples answering machine messages to have a lot of zip and pep.

[CaneBrain 96]

the details of my life are quite inconsequential.

[Sick Boy 0]

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...=138221&hl=Looks like your first plan didn't pan out too well.

Haha what a fail! I cant believe you remembered that thread and I didnt! Scary shit.Oh well, that sucks.EDIT: theoretically speaking it should be a good topic of conversation.

[JoeyJoJo 18]

I work as a Master Plasma Center Technician and Phlebotomist at a Plasma Collection Facility. Basically I put unnecessarily large needles into people's arms and take their plasma.

[Theraflu 1,035]

I work as a Master Plasma Center Technician and Phlebotomist at a Plasma Collection Facility. Basically I put unnecessarily large needles into people's arms and take their plasma.

Until I got to' needles', I was sure this was a job working with televisions.

[dapokerbum 0]

I work as a Master Plasma Center Technician and Phlebotomist at a Plasma Collection Facility. Basically I put unnecessarily large needles into people's arms and take their plasma.

I really though this was gonna be a joke about how you can make $20 giving plasma and you were living off of that ...

[Balloon guy 158]

I really though this was gonna be a joke about how you can make $20 giving plasma and you were living off of that ...

When did they switch to calling it plasma?

[JoeyJoJo 18]

I really though this was gonna be a joke about how you can make $20 giving plasma and you were living off of that ...

Nah, it's $70 per week for 2 hours worth of donations.

[dapokerbum 0]

When did they switch to calling it plasma?

about the same time dr's were needed

[bigkg 0]

kinda like a pyramid scheme expect it actually works as a proven method

oh

[strategy's_touch 0]

I like how he boasts about his employer's education on persuasion but hasn't considered that his boss may be deceiving him with those same techniques.

[vbnautilus 48]

The Cobra Group. When you think of us, think of randomly chosen stock photographs.

[Vandees 0]

"The Cobra Group". Is that an affiliate of Prestige Worldwide?

[SuitedAces21 2,727]

i avoid all confrontation. i sulk in the corner while the rest have thier fun. i abuse myself instead of trying to find a woman. i eat unhealthy. i dont excercise. i watch way to much tv. i pretend i know more than i do. i take a tv tray into the bathroom with me so i can use my laptop while i take a shit. sometimes i watch porn in there. i watch a lot of porn. i talk to myself. i make jokes to myself. i laugh at my jokes. sometimes i cry. sometimes i lay down in my closet and pretend like i'm in a coma. its fun because you lose all sense of time after a while and your thoughts turn insane. wild times man. spent a whole weekend in their once. when i came out my grandfather had died. my parents thought i had run away. wild times man.

i remember after a particularly disheartening phone call from a lady i was laying in my closet. i was crying and my brother, who is 11, banged on the wall between our rooms and told me to stop being such a faggot. i kept on crying because what does he know, he's just a child. after i stopped crying i lay there for a while, maybe two hours. i'm not sure how long. then i got up and went back in to watch some tv. AND WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT. a missed call from the lady who had sent me into the closet. no message so i called back. she had just called to tell me to never call her again. didnt even go back into the closet. i was very proud of myself. its all about progress. one step at a time.

somebody's got problems.

[timwakefield 68]

I am currently interested in Independent Commission Sales! I am looking to get an entry-level job in this exciting and opportunity-laden field! I don't know what a "pyramid scheme" is but it sounds interesting and economically viable! Where do I sign up?

[AmScray 354]

I play cards online and ebay. I also was fortunate enough to acquire some primo domain names back in the internet olden-days when they were cheap and those earn... Occasionally, I burn the furniture and sell one off, but rarely anymore, and only for big bucks. Whenever I'm in the economic shitter (usually once every few years), I take trade jobs off craigslist or even random timeclock Joe jobs. I've washed dishes, etc when things were real tight, but it's been a while since I've had to do that. The ebay thing is usually a pretty good backstop. I'm good at it and have been doing it for over a decade now, so it's almost to the point where I don't even have to leave the house; I can just buy underpriced shit on ebay and resell it for enough profit to keep my head above water, as far as bills go. I've struggled a bit with mental illness and during some 'down'' phases, my life has gotten awfully low, but I've always been able to rebound. I'm on an upswing now, having just lost a lot. I still take the occasional trade job off craigslist even if I don't have a pressing need for cash, just because I enjoy working with my hands and to add to a little bit extra to the investment fund. I keep my investments completely separate from my 'life money' so there have been times when I've been working a shitty job- but with a decent net worth behind me- just so I didn't have to dip into my nest egg. My goal is to put a decent (but modest) place up on my island property and have enough cash to cover my associated expenses, never having to work again. It's actually not too far off, presuming I stay on my medicine, off other substances and in my BR limits. All of these things are a wildcard, and yet to be seen. My goal is to wake up every morning, surrounded by books, turn on the antique radio, play some antique video games, guitar, drums and bass, garden, fish, play with my dog and say FU to the world, in peace, surrounded by water.

[Sick Boy 0]

I work as a Master Plasma Center Technician and Phlebotomist at a Plasma Collection Facility. Basically I put unnecessarily large needles into people's arms and take their plasma.

Is this real? If yes, how the hell did you end up in that situation?If no, I lold.

I like how he boasts about his employer's education on persuasion but hasn't considered that his boss may be deceiving him with those same techniques.

I like how you draw conclutions without aquiring all the relevant information.Im self employed. The guy that put me into this position used the techniques he's taught me to get me interested in the job so that he could build his own business. Now im gonna do the same thing to other people. Its called impulsing, and its gotten me laid so many times over the last 6 months its not even funny.

"The Cobra Group". Is that an affiliate of Prestige Worldwide?

Im pretty sure they're different companies that do the same thing

I am currently interested in Independent Commission Sales! I am looking to get an entry-level job in this exciting and opportunity-laden field! I don't know what a "pyramid scheme" is but it sounds interesting and economically viable! Where do I sign up?

If you're really interested in making high commission i reccomend checking this add out. It says its expired but you can still use the number, i know the person who posted it:http://christchurch.locanto.co.nz/ID_10276...ort-wanted.htmlI think it would be perfect for you.

I play cards online and ebay. I also was fortunate enough to acquire some primo domain names back in the internet olden-days when they were cheap and those earn... Occasionally, I burn the furniture and sell one off, but rarely anymore, and only for big bucks. Whenever I'm in the economic shitter (usually once every few years), I take trade jobs off craigslist or even random timeclock Joe jobs. I've washed dishes, etc when things were real tight, but it's been a while since I've had to do that. The ebay thing is usually a pretty good backstop. I'm good at it and have been doing it for over a decade now, so it's almost to the point where I don't even have to leave the house; I can just buy underpriced shit on ebay and resell it for enough profit to keep my head above water, as far as bills go. I've struggled a bit with mental illness and during some 'down'' phases, my life has gotten awfully low, but I've always been able to rebound. I'm on an upswing now, having just lost a lot. I still take the occasional trade job off craigslist even if I don't have a pressing need for cash, just because I enjoy working with my hands and to add to a little bit extra to the investment fund. I keep my investments completely separate from my 'life money' so there have been times when I've been working a shitty job- but with a decent net worth behind me- just so I didn't have to dip into my nest egg. My goal is to put a decent (but modest) place up on my island property and have enough cash to cover my associated expenses, never having to work again. It's actually not too far off, presuming I stay on my medicine, off other substances and in my BR limits.My goal is to wake up every morning, surrounded by books, turn on the antique radio, play some antique video games, guitar, drums and bass, garden, fish, play with my dog and say FU to the world, in peace, surrounded by water.

Whats your net worth?

[AmScray 354]

Whats your net worth?

The letter R