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I just need to vent a little, but seriously nowadays I get pisssed off when I hear my friends talking about strategy and what not. The winning strategy is "DONT GAMBLE". It's a fawken joke and I hate how the media and what not try to glorify the game and make Phil Ivey and Negreanu look like athletes or something. It's fawken ridiculous, these guys are degenerates like us, who got lucky. For every Phil Ivey there are two million people who lose their whole fawken lives to this shlt... everything they hold near and dear... mortgages, little timmy's college fund, their dreams and hopes gone on a turn of a fawken card.... Meanwhile Negreanu and Ivey are making millions off of online sites that they pretty much own...I went to the casino yesterday and I seen about 3,4 Negreanu look-alikes on the table, fast talking, blinking alot, and losing...... Moral of my rant is this: FUUUCK POKER. It's no way to get rich,it's something rich people do for shlts and giggles. It's the surefire way to lose all your money and your mind.

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I just need to vent a little, but seriously nowadays I get pisssed off when I hear my friends talking about strategy and what not. The winning strategy is "DONT GAMBLE". It's a fawken joke and I hate how the media and what not try to glorify the game and make Phil Ivey and Negreanu look like athletes or something. It's fawken ridiculous, these guys are degenerates like us, who got lucky. For every Phil Ivey there are two million people who lose their whole fawken lives to this shlt... everything they hold near and dear... mortgages, little timmy's college fund, their dreams and hopes gone on a turn of a fawken card.... Meanwhile Negreanu and Ivey are making millions off of online sites that they pretty much own...I went to the casino yesterday and I seen about 3,4 Negreanu look-alikes on the table, fast talking, blinking alot, and losing...... Moral of my rant is this: FUUUCK POKER. It's no way to get rich,it's something rich people do for shlts and giggles. It's the surefire way to lose all your money and your mind.
Someone is having a pretty bad down swing...
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I just need to vent a little, but seriously nowadays I get pisssed off when I hear my friends talking about strategy and what not. The winning strategy is "DONT GAMBLE". It's a fawken joke and I hate how the media and what not try to glorify the game and make Phil Ivey and Negreanu look like athletes or something. It's fawken ridiculous, these guys are degenerates like us, who got lucky. For every Phil Ivey there are two million people who lose their whole fawken lives to this shlt... everything they hold near and dear... mortgages, little timmy's college fund, their dreams and hopes gone on a turn of a fawken card.... Meanwhile Negreanu and Ivey are making millions off of online sites that they pretty much own...I went to the casino yesterday and I seen about 3,4 Negreanu look-alikes on the table, fast talking, blinking alot, and losing...... Moral of my rant is this: FUUUCK POKER. It's no way to get rich,it's something rich people do for shlts and giggles. It's the surefire way to lose all your money and your mind.
i agree, ivey is a ****ing luckbox
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For every Phil Ivey there are two million people who lose their whole fawken lives to this shlt...
There must be like 50 Phil Iveys wandering around Vegas then. That how hes multi-tabling every WSoP event!
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Well, I wouldn't say I've been "missing it"...
That's just a straightshooter with upper management written all over him.
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That's just a straightshooter with upper management written all over him.
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
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^ yeah, I run worse than Stephen Hawking.... A 5 to 1 for me is like a coinflip, I lose them so often...
How are you getting into that many 5-1 situations?
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