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So i have done some deep soul searching recently, and really asking some questions about life and the universe. Why am I living this way? I'm not happy with my life...with myself and my lifestyle choices. So anyway I was just walking around vegas, you know. Letting my feet do my thinking, not really knowing where I'm going or whatever. And I end up at chippendales! I knew then that this was my new life. Those men just attracted me in a way I never thought possible. So I offered my laptop as collateral and now I have a job at the 4am shift down at the local Chippendales! Wish me luck guys, and I'll offer any of you a free show if we meet up and grab a few beers together.

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So i have done some deep soul searching recently, and really asking some questions about life and the universe. Why am I living this way? I'm not happy with my life...with myself and my lifestyle choices. So anyway I was just walking around vegas, you know. Letting my feet do my thinking, not really knowing where I'm going or whatever. And I end up at chippendales! I knew then that this was my new life. Those men just attracted me in a way I never thought possible. So I offered my laptop as collateral and now I have a job at the 4am shift down at the local Chippendales! Wish me luck guys, and I'll offer any of you a free show if we meet up and grab a few beers together.
knew you wanted to cuddle w/ me at the wsop house for other reasons.
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I appreciate that you finally let the world know about your feelings Jeff.I know you've spent a great amount of time reconsidering your lifechoices lately, and if you think being a Chippendale is going to make you happy, well then that is what you should do!

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So i have done some deep soul searching recently, and really asking some questions about life and the universe. Why am I living this way? I'm not happy with my life...with myself and my lifestyle choices. So anyway I was just walking around vegas, you know. Letting my feet do my thinking, not really knowing where I'm going or whatever. And I end up at chippendales! I knew then that this was my new life. Those men just attracted me in a way I never thought possible. So I offered my laptop as collateral and now I have a job at the 4am shift down at the local Chippendales! Wish me luck guys, and I'll offer any of you a free show if we meet up and grab a few beers together.
Always, always, always log out of your account!
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Last time I wandered aimlessly around Vegas, I ended up at the Hooters Casino and didn't leave for 2 days....

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and I thought it was you telling us your wife was pregnant again with #6 make up your mind kid lol

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But does his team know how many people are allowed on the field? :club: (sorry couldnt resist that one)Kosin Trouble
At this point, i think he's just concerned with the backfield...
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i miss you jeff :ts
you could always join him on stage :club:
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  • 10 months later...

This is awesome. Solid bump.Congrats Jeff. I knew from the moment I met you that you should have been a dancer. You just moved so gracefully as you drank your face off.

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