vbnautilus 48 Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 As you know, we at Feral Cow Poker have strived to provide the poker community with all the tools it needs to fully participate on the world's poker forums. You've seen our hand history converter. But we've been hard at work to bring you something even more practical -- our latest and greatest: The Rose TranslatorDo you find yourself baffled by something Rose has posted, yet you are sure there must be some meaning behind it? Simply copy and paste the post in question into the box and press the Translate button. Problem solved! ( Please note that our specialized team of linguists and cryptographers have done their very best here, but that they still cannot guarantee a successful translation of every single rcgs utterance. ) Enjoy. -The Feral Cow Team. Link to post Share on other sites
KingJames 11 Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 FIRST!!and Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 this is pretty hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites
TwstdWrstr 10 Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 There's never been a better time to post these, go copy/paste some of my archived Best of Rose... ------------------------------I didn'y det to the bank today, later, on in the pm I willI.M hxhe had to admitted to the default in the system loldusyandon't know why i'am lol**** folded a st8 yo a possible flush and he had ****ing nilzoomed on so my levels lolhad not bad chi oistion, oh well out now(21:35:14) rcgs1959: just lost on a 440 was in 20th position(21:35:27) Tbrick286: u got 20th?(21:35:35) rcgs1959: no when outone time i was in a 440 and i was 1st in chips but i lostI am $5.00 a game with each of them lol breagmentsI think I getting slightly pissed7,600 in snagswalkin 2 pair kq[15:33] sixpackreich: these pairs were made for walkin[15:34] sixpackreich: and thats just what theyll do[15:34] sixpackreich: one of these days these pairs are gonna walk all over youand i knew it too, had that feeling open ended staraight draw didn't catch **** allsunday poker stars shits as usualfdidn't max it with with flush and bigger straight fmlhow do we I do itisabelle is under giblerTbrick286: but i have to be up early for the first time in 2 months tomorrow[20:47] rcgs1959: so I am lolgod I hate that Isabelle is using Mocaco as her base when she is ****in Canadianoh lurbz not scoring well rcgs1959: 1.10rcgs1959: gaut(20:40:30) rcgs1959: gl in the 440's (20:41:18) TwstdWrstr: ty im gonna need it(20:41:30) rcgs1959: i see thatI been play on tilt today, lol(21:41:39) shamirtheindian: do you love vt rose?(21:41:51) rcgs1959: vt okay,(21:42:23) rcgs1959: I like him just like I like these guys here but thses guys I like better(21:42:41) shamirtheindian: so that's a no(21:42:51) rcgs1959: No that's not a nohe got a straight meathead(01:24:25) TwstdWrstr: I Puut my computrer in the stove like u said but it burdendmonkey see monkey ain't (23:20:02) rcgs1959: **** it eric, you is that assrcgs59 [observer]: think Ve+i dont i could fold there no matter whatrcgs1959 (10:25:50 PM): away yesterday were yousavageflaminaces (10:26:09 PM): I was yessavageflaminaces (10:26:14 PM): yodarcgs1959 (10:26:44 PM): cool, it was awesome dominated the whole table lolsavageflaminaces (10:26:58 PM): crush those things you do(23:24:09) rcgs1959: so guys the last street what would you do?(23:24:17) Tbrick286: raise(23:24:20) TwstdWrstr: turn left(23:24:28) sixpackreich: flip a bitch(23:24:45) TwstdWrstr: take the train next time(23:24:56) sixpackreich: wait at the red light because theres a copcat top fic as usual Q what's up having a major fight with my boy friend we are breaking up Justin **** is bull shitit's okay it's becoming for weeks actuallyrcgs1959: i just went out of a snagf Link to post Share on other sites
MaxStPolish 4 Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 lol, just clicked translate a lot for fun.kudos on every 8th or so being [unable to translate] Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 I love it when Rose qoutes someone then gets all defensive saying how she has no sexual intrest in anybody at FCP even though nothing of the sort was mentioned or implied in the qoute. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 omfg, so funny will get you vb, and eric omg, all my mistakes you were saving those i will get you one day ;)one of my worst days and on top it just got worst thanks guys.I will get you vbtranslated I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. vb you are a sick perverted persontranslatedThis is an interesting spot. I think I would just fold.vb moronic beyond detailstranslatedCongratulations!lmao Link to post Share on other sites
Tehtoe 3 Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 omfg, so funny will get you vb, and eric omg, all my mistakes you were saving those i will get you one day ;)one of my worst days and on top it just got worst thanks guys. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 I peed myself.Translation: Nice Job ! Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted June 11, 2010 Author Share Posted June 11, 2010 see, it works. Link to post Share on other sites
Acekob 0 Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Pretty sure this invention quallifies for a Nobels Prize nomination, be it science or litterature. Good work! Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Holy crap, this is awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
tbrick412 0 Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 looooooooooooooool Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 vb for first 2-time member of the month Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 This is awesome...I typed in "lol hun" and it translated to "I find your post to be humourous"Great job! Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 HOF & amazing. Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 put this in... top pair top kickergot this.... I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 lmoaWay to go! Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
Merby 3 Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Awesome work vb! Link to post Share on other sites
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