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more on the phantom call plz
either your messin with me or dont know. its callin a flop bet when the board can bring a str8 or flush etc(2 to it and brings 3rd on turn or river pretending you have 2 in the hole to complete it, or just makin him believe you have top pr or hit a set, on and on), and you have shit, just to bet it when it hits and steal the pot.(the phantom hand, existing only in his head) it doesnt exist. put the guy on a hand and go for it if you can read hands. there are many ways to win at poker......not just closin your eyes, pushing, and sending out a prayer. every play in poker has its spot, depending on stacks, position, point in tourny, etc.
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I hope you know that I'm only in for $15 in the 3r today!
All that butthole discipline is serving you well.
You're a disgrace to Minnesota.
ouch...just ouch
I once saw trueace jam a dildo into an unopened butthole. God he's awful.
There's an acronym for that on the netz somewherez
I'm interesting in this jamming dildos into unopened buttholes strategery
I knew someone would step up...or is that bend over...
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either your messin with me or dont know. its callin a flop bet when the board can bring a str8 or flush etc(2 to it and brings 3rd on turn or river pretending you have 2 in the hole to complete it, or just makin him believe you have top pr or hit a set, on and on), and you have shit, just to bet it when it hits and steal the pot.(the phantom hand, existing only in his head) it doesnt exist. put the guy on a hand and go for it if you can read hands. there are many ways to win at poker......not just closin your eyes, pushing, and sending out a prayer. every play in poker has its spot, depending on stacks, position, point in tourny, etc.
My fave play tbh. I love me a good phantom call here and there.
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thats my point, i would fold AA pre to a donk throwing all the chips in that early. if you cant win by playin good poker, you never will. theres a whole tourny ahead of you (much better spots), use the skills to make the money. poker is math, not luck. over time, what brings home the bacon?
wottttttt
False, Jamie Gold won a lot of money by not playing well.
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I'm interesting in this jamming dildos into unopened buttholes strategery
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My fave play tbh. I love me a good phantom call here and there.
Is that like the Phanton Fck? You know...when it looks like you're going to hook up with a chick and your friends at the bar see this happening and then you leave with the chick but she ditches you when the cab gets there and you go home and rub one out but tell your friends you got some anyway? Is it? Huh?
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Is that like the Phanton Fck? You know...when it looks like you're going to hook up with a chick and your friends at the bar see this happening and then you leave with the chick but she ditches you when the cab gets there and you go home and rub one out but tell your friends you got some anyway? Is it? Huh?
god you are such a weird guy (I would like to meet you :club: )
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god you are such a weird guy (I would like to meet you :club: )
lol...contrary to some opinion around here, I am pretty genial and some fun. I tend to let my mind spin out some and have a very broad but very random abstract sense of humour. Who knows...I've met a few people from Toronto area and it'd be cool to meet a few more. Hopefully, no one will want to take a swing at me, but I'll cross that bridge when I get there...Cheersch!PS: If that isn't the best photo ever of Shannon, I don't know what is...
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