gatortom64 1 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 I can only pee between 5 till and the top of the hour now Link to post Share on other sites
slink 1 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 I can only pee between 5 till and the top of the hour nowYou need a pisscan. Link to post Share on other sites
lurbz 2 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 i hate everything Link to post Share on other sites
delved 0 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 i hate everythingi hate nothing Link to post Share on other sites
Biff Goods 0 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 I was opening this thinking it was gonna be a stupid "poker is rigged" post....Needless to say I was very entertaining and pleasantly surprised to read what it was instead. Link to post Share on other sites
bbgun 0 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 "Forty years I've been asking permission to piss....I can't squeeze a drop without say so." Link to post Share on other sites
MaxStPolish 4 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 laptop?I piss excellence......and whenever i damn well please. Link to post Share on other sites
TheWynn 0 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 It's really that hard to slip off during a hand which you are not in to drain the lizard? Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 I don't like to take my laptop into the bathroom and seem to play poorly when I do. 5 min piss break ftw !! Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 wait until you have a hand on the button and click autofold and run. if you're multitabling it can take a bit of timing but it can be done. i have ran downstairs and pissed and gotten back without timing out of a single hand. Link to post Share on other sites
gatortom64 1 Posted May 7, 2010 Author Share Posted May 7, 2010 It doesn;t matter if I am playing or not. Kidneys decided to only work in that 5 minute span anymore. Weird, imo. Link to post Share on other sites
wildspoke 2 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Wait until you're under the gun. Time out. You'll get back before your next hand. And since you're the BB you'll have that little extra time. Link to post Share on other sites
herly33 1 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 this guy hates pokerstars 2, but just like the rest of ya he still plays therehttp://www.blogtv.com/People/PokerStarsIsAScam Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 "Forty years I've been asking permission to piss....I can't squeeze a drop without say so."Niiiice!wait until you have a hand on the button and click autofold and run. if you're multitabling it can take a bit of timing but it can be done. i have ran downstairs and pissed and gotten back without timing out of a single hand.And, no, it's not the button, it's UTG, my friend...that way you're on BB next hand, so the whole table has to decide what they're doing and then you have your time bank to get back. If you piss like a man, you'll be back in good time. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 May I suggest this lol Visit My Website Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 May I suggest this lol Visit My Website my god that is a giant penis Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 It's Peeing Spaghetti!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 It's Peeing Spaghetti!!!!!Mmmm...pissghetti Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 I don't like to take my laptop into the bathroom and seem to play poorly when I do. 5 min piss break ftw !!for some reason i read this as "i don't want to take my laptop into the bathroom and see me play poorly." i thought 'this is a man who loves his laptop.' Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 my god that is a giant penistake it from us nurses, we seen all different shapes and sizes lolthere are some out there that are very amazing indeed Link to post Share on other sites
TheWynn 0 Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 take it from us nurses, we seen all different shapes and sizes lolthere are some out there that are very amazing indeed Rose, you ever seen one like mandingo's got? Look it up and see. Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 take it from us nurses, we seen all different shapes and sizes lolthere are some out there that are very amazing indeed so you're saying the naughty nurse thing could happen, provided that i have an amazing penis?you've given me a new lease on life.im off to get hospitalized somehow. Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Mmmm...pissghettilolol Link to post Share on other sites
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