I Hate Pokerstars!

[gatortom64 1]

I can only pee between 5 till and the top of the hour now

[slink 1]

I can only pee between 5 till and the top of the hour now

You need a pisscan.

[lurbz 2]

i hate everything

[delved 0]

i hate everything

i hate nothing

[Biff Goods 0]

I was opening this thinking it was gonna be a stupid "poker is rigged" post....Needless to say I was very entertaining and pleasantly surprised to read what it was instead.

[bbgun 0]

"Forty years I've been asking permission to piss....I can't squeeze a drop without say so."

[MaxStPolish 4]

laptop?I piss excellence......and whenever i damn well please.

[JustLikeNegs 1]

me too!

[TheWynn 0]

It's really that hard to slip off during a hand which you are not in to drain the lizard?

[Canuckickstan 2]

I don't like to take my laptop into the bathroom and seem to play poorly when I do. 5 min piss break ftw !!

[antistuff 0]

wait until you have a hand on the button and click autofold and run. if you're multitabling it can take a bit of timing but it can be done. i have ran downstairs and pissed and gotten back without timing out of a single hand.

[gatortom64 1]

It doesn;t matter if I am playing or not. Kidneys decided to only work in that 5 minute span anymore. Weird, imo.

[wildspoke 2]

Wait until you're under the gun. Time out. You'll get back before your next hand. And since you're the BB you'll have that little extra time.

[herly33 1]

this guy hates pokerstars 2, but just like the rest of ya he still plays therehttp://www.blogtv.com/People/PokerStarsIsAScam

[Tehtoe 3]

lol

[Mercury69 3]

"Forty years I've been asking permission to piss....I can't squeeze a drop without say so."

Niiiice!

wait until you have a hand on the button and click autofold and run. if you're multitabling it can take a bit of timing but it can be done. i have ran downstairs and pissed and gotten back without timing out of a single hand.

And, no, it's not the button, it's UTG, my friend...that way you're on BB next hand, so the whole table has to decide what they're doing and then you have your time bank to get back. If you piss like a man, you'll be back in good time.

[rcgs59 15]

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[antistuff 0]

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my god that is a giant penis

[Suited_Up 2]

It's Peeing Spaghetti!!!!!

[SuperJon 175]

It's Peeing Spaghetti!!!!!

Mmmm...pissghetti

[qyayqi 11]

I don't like to take my laptop into the bathroom and seem to play poorly when I do. 5 min piss break ftw !!

for some reason i read this as "i don't want to take my laptop into the bathroom and see me play poorly." i thought 'this is a man who loves his laptop.'

[rcgs59 15]

my god that is a giant penis

take it from us nurses, we seen all different shapes and sizes lolthere are some out there that are very amazing indeed

[TheWynn 0]

take it from us nurses, we seen all different shapes and sizes lolthere are some out there that are very amazing indeed

Rose, you ever seen one like mandingo's got? Look it up and see.

[antistuff 0]

take it from us nurses, we seen all different shapes and sizes lolthere are some out there that are very amazing indeed

so you're saying the naughty nurse thing could happen, provided that i have an amazing penis?you've given me a new lease on life.im off to get hospitalized somehow.

[finztotheleft 0]

Mmmm...pissghetti

lolol