How They Cheat Us All

[FCP Bob 1,312]

You realise Pokerstars alone would have to employ somewhere in the region of 100000 dealers?

You keep logic out of this thread mister.

[ddf_dolphins 0]

im going to go out on the limb and say this is what a mother on drugs while pregnant creates lol

[MaxStPolish 4]

You keep logic out of this thread mister.

bob, you are seriously the MVP of this place. Simple, well-delivered satire is too rarely seen these days, FCP or otherwise.

[jmbreslin 0]

So your skill is only tailored specifically to online poker sites and the random card generators they use? Wow you're like an X-man.....

He's more like a Jedi. He uses the Force to feel the patterns in the numbers.

[Balloon guy 158]

See my first thought ( after crazy) was...which side of the flopped straight draws flush draws etc is the side that these online sites want to win?Cause I want to be on that side.I don't care if I got to chase gutshots, as long as I know there is a higher likelihood of them hitting.Sometimes you gotta stop complaining about the system and you just get on board with the winners!

[Ganador 0]

What we need in the online poker community is a site that will use and employ real dealers who, using a form of video imaging, can be seen to shuffle and deal the cards. The hole cards for each player can be read and transmitted to them. Betting would be standard online style with the dealer prompted to take his actions when required. This way we get to see the dealer and still play from the comfort and privacy of our homes knowing some rigged generator isn't ruining our fun. Online cash players should band together and demand this service as a way to further insure honest gambling ( haha).

This post was INCREDIBLE. Just amazing for so many different reasons.

[tbrick412 0]

What we need in the online poker community is a site that will use and employ real dealers who, using a form of video imaging, can be seen to shuffle and deal the cards. The hole cards for each player can be read and transmitted to them. Betting would be standard online style with the dealer prompted to take his actions when required. This way we get to see the dealer and still play from the comfort and privacy of our homes knowing some rigged generator isn't ruining our fun. Online cash players should band together and demand this service as a way to further insure honest gambling ( haha).

[dreamcrusher28 0]

Once again, I see patterns, not in random numbers (cards), but in the rigged system used by pokerstars. My point is that it is not, in fact, random.

cocaine's ... Acid is a hell of a drug.

[StrippersNBlow 0]

These used to be a lot more common obv. I'm glad there's still people out there playing for real money, and trying to figure out how they're being cheated, instead of trying to figure out how to get better. I usually have to go to a live cardroom, where the "idiots" are always getting lucky, for this type of reasoning. A tear of joy just rolled down my cheek.

[Balloon guy 158]

These used to be a lot more common obv. I'm glad there's still people out there playing for real money, and trying to figure out how they're being cheated, instead of trying to figure out how to get better. I usually have to go to a live cardroom, where the "idiots" are always getting lucky, for this type of reasoning. A tear of joy just rolled down my cheek.

You play live?Don't you know that those dealers all cheat. They purposefully rig the deck to make sure that the pots are large enough to take the max rake each time. Sure they deal you A10 off, but they deal the other guys things like J9 and K7 sooted, guaranteeing that the betting gets capped pre-flop.What they need to do is get a computer and a camera to watch the way these dealers shuffle and then compare it to a random number generator algorithm to determine the likelihood of the shuffle being truly random. This is the only way to protect ourselves against these crooks. This and overtipping the dealer obviously.

[SweetDee 0]

The hell you say.

[ghostlove 0]

this really really delivers.OP for president?

[nutzbuster 7]

[Mr. Sparco 2]

100000

I think I see a pattern in this number.

[FARGOpokerND 22]

Don't let these idiots deter you from your theory, OP!!!

[Lrgetrout 1]

My point was they have rigged the generator to benefit from cash tables, but it is still rigged and I do not believe they have multiple generators for various types of the same basic game. Are you saying that they have one for cash games and then another "tricked" one for play chip games? I have a talent for seeing patterns in numerical situations and am just noting what I have experienced. My only wish is for a site that uses a true random card generator, maybe one that has no real money aspect, although funding might be a problem haha.

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.

[adamkpm 0]

It seems to me to be rather obvious that the card generators for the online sites are set up to increase house rakes by increasing the betting for cash tables. I base this observation on the increased rates of types of flops, i.e. 300-500% rates for flops that are suited, flops containing an Ace and King, and flops with pairs. it can also be easily noted that a very high percentage of communities have a flush draw and a straight draw in addition to a pair. I have also noted the high percentage of hands hitting on the board, even when the "hit" is a 1-2 outter. Another way i have noticed the generator skews it's true purpose is to go out of it's way to hit "all in" hands, keeps the betting and the chips/money at the tables. The worst situation you can be in at pokerstars is a big stack calling 2 smaller all ins, no matter what they have you end up paying off both them, i.e. lots of chips bet no one leaves the table. I only play for play chips, as betting real money online is a fool's way to pay off these cheating sites. I just want the generators to be honest and that they are not. It is a simple program to write and run, but my guess is that they have a huge complicated(read, too hard to check easily)monstrosity that they have geared to be friendly to larger betting players.I think this creats a high number of "donks" who believe they can suck out any hand and ruins the game for serious players.If you have real money on any site, you should immediately cash out and only play there for fun.Give me some feedback on how you feel about this, but do it quick, I suspect they will remove this post quickly as a hazard to their ripping you off.

Agreed 100% with this theory. I would love to go into this topic but I'm too busy making my tin hat so the suits at pokerstars can't read my mind.

[KosinTrouble 0]

Agreed 100% with this theory. I would love to go into this topic but I'm too busy making my tin hat so the suits at pokerstars can't read my mind.

i have a bunch premade and am selling them fot 1000 each, one sie fits allKosin Troule

[adamkpm 0]

i have a bunch premade and am selling them fot 1000 each, one sie fits allKosin Troule

Do your products come with signal jamming software and can you ship to the moon?

[KosinTrouble 0]

Do your products come with signal jamming software and can you ship to the moon?

those are Special ordered and we can discuss the cost later.Kosin Trouble

[Boners_Galore 0]

The board of directors from pokerstars recently met over dinner on the Isle of Man. This photo was taken . . .

[grocery_mony 8]

The board of directors from pokerstars recently met over dinner on the Isle of Man. This photo was taken . . .

What, no boner?

[Jariso13 1]

What, no boner?

Either....#1 He only has a little boner so it isnt big enough to make it over the head.#2 that interestingly placed muffin is stuck on the boner kind of like a muffin boner shiskabob.

[Boners_Galore 0]

Either....#1 He only has a little boner so it isnt big enough to make it over the head.#2 that interestingly placed muffin is stuck on the boner kind of like a muffin boner shiskabob.

The boner is a delicacy that is removed and served as dessert. Duh.

[myenemy 0]

As long as this title exists, I am wondering how one might cheat based on the sunglasses he wears, RE: DN's blog and Dwans comments on HSP? I didnt really understand what Dwan was saying and DN doesnt elaborate. X-ray vision?