New Challenge: Movin' On Up

[Ninja Ace 1]

Thanks for the sympathy guysThis makes better!!!!!!!!!!!Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Feral Cow Poker Hand ConverterHEM/Poker Stars NL Hold'em $3.00/$6.00 - 8 playersSB: $774.45 BB: $306.00 UTG: $687.70 (Hero)UTG+1: $474.00 MP: $730.80 HJ: $618.00 CO: $239.80 Button: $1,735.70 Preflop: ($9.00) Hero is UTG with (8 players)Hero raises to $18.00, UTG+1 calls $18.00, 3 folds, Button calls $18.00, 2 foldsFlop: ($63.00) (3 players)Hero bets $30.00, UTG+1 raises to $456.00, Button folds, Hero calls $426.00Turn: ($975.00) (2 players)River: ($975.00) (2 players)Hero showed , UTG+1 showed , Hero won $972.00

I see you've successfully moved from $25NL to 3/6wait... wut?

[donk4life 34]

lol@ whining and then taking a shot at 3/6lol@ finding a game that good where utg+1 will call with k6olol@ him overshoving that floplol@ me being bitter for your ability to still play poker

[XXEddie 0]

Had the urge to click buttons again. So I played a few HU SnGs for play money on stars and got owned by donks who never folded and never misses.I no longer have the urge to play pokerz online.#problemsolved

[SuperJon 175]

clicking buttons ftwMerge No-Limit Hold'em, $0.04 BB (6 handed) - Merge Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comHero (SB) ($8.87)BB ($7.32)UTG ($4.19)MP ($14.25)CO ($4)Button ($8.58)Preflop: Hero is SB with K , A 4 folds, Hero bets $0.12, BB calls $0.08Flop: ($0.24) 4 , Q , Q (2 players)Hero checks, BB bets $0.12, Hero calls $0.12Turn: ($0.48) 6 (2 players)Hero checks, BB bets $0.24, Hero calls $0.24River: ($0.96) 7 (2 players)Hero checks, BB bets $0.64, Hero calls $0.64Total pot: $2.24 | Rake: $0.11Results:Hero had K , A (one pair, Queens).BB had 10 , J (one pair, Queens).Outcome: Hero won $2.13

[kepper 0]

I see you've successfully moved from $25NL to 3/6wait... wut?

lol@ whining and then taking a shot at 3/6lol@ finding a game that good where utg+1 will call with k6olol@ him overshoving that floplol@ me being bitter for your ability to still play poker

Ya I was drinking last night and made a terrible choice to play poker and take a ridiculous shot. I was stupid and really lucky that I didn't lose my bankroll.

[XXEddie 0]

I see you've successfully moved from $25NL to 3/6wait... wut?

lolz

[KingJames 11]

haters itt

[KingJames 11]

fun day of grinding #nottingham

[KingJames 11]

FPS + one outer (for the cooler) = shipMerge, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 PlayersLeggoPoker.com - Hand History ConverterUTG: $10Hero (CO): $17.60BTN: $13.73SB: $11.88BB: $3.75Pre-Flop: A Q dealt to Hero (CO)UTG folds, Hero raises to $0.30, BTN folds, SB calls $0.25, BB foldsFlop: ($0.70) 6 A Q (2 Players)SB checks, Hero bets $0.55, SB calls $0.55Turn: ($1.80) 6 (2 Players)SB checks, Hero checksRiver: ($1.80) Q (2 Players)SB bets $1.35, Hero raises to $16.75 and is All-In, SB calls $9.68 and is All-InResults: $23.86 Pot ($1.19 Rake)Hero showed A Q and WON $22.67 (+$10.79 NET)SB showed Q K and LOST (-$11.83 NET)

[XXEddie 0]

The commentator on The Big Game likes to use the term 'Polarized' far too often.

[trystero 0]

KJ i put you on 66 and fold right quick

[KingJames 11]

Well I def have 66, AQ and AA a lot more than KQ QJ right?Met up with XXEddie tonight for some lol pokeraments; .25/.50 dealers choice, mostly nl08 and nlhewe played at the same table for a bit (I sat to his direct left and pretty much left him alone (omgsoftplaying(not really I just nit it up live)), then more ppl showed up and it broke into two gamesI won small with almost no hands of interest bc I'm a nitMr XXEd crushed some face and was still playing when I left (my brother who rode with me busted)We did witness a hand where it was raised to $1 (or straddled, i dunno) and a few calls, sb douchebag internet kid makes it $13.50 and gets called in 3 spots (and he's berating the players as they call, it was hilarious)a 5QTccc or something flop gets checked throughkid open jams ~$25 into ~$55 on the 7 turn and his AK57 beats a naked nut-low draw and a naked second nut-low draw... lolzzzdrunk bitches and black dudes showed up to create the second table. So there were old nits, internet punks, drunk bitches and some brothers. Quite the game/sceneI'm sure Eddie can add some to this

[trystero 0]

Well I def have 66, AQ and AA a lot more than KQ QJ right?

yeah, it looks like a standard laydown with KQ. good river bet, bad call.

drunk bitches and black dudes showed up to create the second table. So there were old nits, internet punks, drunk bitches and some brothers. Quite the game/scene

lol'some brothers' makes it

we played at the same table for a bit (I sat to his direct left and pretty much left him alone (omgsoftplaying(not really I just nit it up live)), then more ppl showed up and it broke into two games

dude, if you're at a table with an fcp'er, you absolutely have to LAG it up. nitting???????????? NO CRED.

[KingJames 11]

dude, if you're at a table with an fcp'er, you absolutely have to LAG it up. nitting???????????? NO CRED.

meh, it was like 9 handed NLO8gotta nit hard bc every hand goes to showdown (multiway mostly too)

[XXEddie 0]

Well I def have 66, AQ and AA a lot more than KQ QJ right?Met up with XXEddie tonight for some lol pokeraments; .25/.50 dealers choice, mostly nl08 and nlhewe played at the same table for a bit (I sat to his direct left and pretty much left him alone (omgsoftplaying(not really I just nit it up live)), then more ppl showed up and it broke into two gamesI won small with almost no hands of interest bc I'm a nitMr XXEd crushed some face and was still playing when I left (my brother who rode with me busted)We did witness a hand where it was raised to $1 (or straddled, i dunno) and a few calls, sb douchebag internet kid makes it $13.50 and gets called in 3 spots (and he's berating the players as they call, it was hilarious)a 5QTccc or something flop gets checked throughkid open jams ~$25 into ~$55 on the 7 turn and his AK57 beats a naked nut-low draw and a naked second nut-low draw... lolzzzdrunk bitches and black dudes showed up to create the second table. So there were old nits, internet punks, drunk bitches and some brothers. Quite the game/sceneI'm sure Eddie can add some to this

OMG that hand was hilarious. I ended up +$60.James, after you left, 3 people came up to Mike asking to be moved to our table because that bitch was crazy. Eventually they all took a smoke break and we combined to a 10 handed table which was zzzzzzz slow. The crazy chick ending up losing her last $40 going crazy with bottom set on a 2h4hTx5h. Yeah, her opponent just had Ah3h6hXx for the steal wheel to the 6. After you left though I really didn't do a whole lot. Just limped in where I could, missed the flop and mucked. Yawn. Oh well... profitters gon profit!

[XXEddie 0]

KJ i put you on 66 and fold right quick

wat? Villains in that line like totally forever always haz teh Ace and teh King and we ship heaps!In reality. I probably call against most randoms and people I've labeled and donks. Also depends on the amount of the overshove.

[KingJames 11]

OMG that hand was hilarious. I ended up +$60.James, after you left, 3 people came up to Mike asking to be moved to our table because that bitch was crazy. Eventually they all took a smoke break and we combined to a 10 handed table which was zzzzzzz slow. The crazy chick ending up losing her last $40 going crazy with bottom set on a 2h4hTx5h. Yeah, her opponent just had Ah3h6hXx for the steal wheel to the 6. After you left though I really didn't do a whole lot. Just limped in where I could, missed the flop and mucked. Yawn. Oh well... profitters gon profit!

it's a good game huh?

[XXEddie 0]

it's a good game huh?

Last night was pretty bleh. It was really slow, a few new players needing O8/Stud8 to be explained every hand, and of course the drunk bitch, but I can imagine that there isn't always some psycho drunk chick pissing everybody off so I'm guessing it would normally be a good game. I need to stop limping so much in O8 though. Ya know, bad for the redline

[KingJames 11]

Today has started lame onlineraised A4s in the co 5 handed, AAT flop I bet and get called by the btn, I check call a 1/3 psb on a 2o turn and fold to a river way over jamthen TT < KJ on AQXTX sighjust got one back with AQ > AT on AQ9ccc he didn't have the Tc but stacked off 70bbs

[trystero 0]

wat? Villains in that line like totally forever always haz teh Ace and teh King and we ship heaps!In reality. I probably call against most randoms and people I've labeled and donks. Also depends on the amount of the overshove.

for an almost 100bbs shove, I don't see randoms doing that without at least a chop. the turn check back is also suspicious.

[trystero 0]

meh, it was like 9 handed NLO8gotta nit hard bc every hand goes to showdown (multiway mostly too)

yeah, well, make your bets count to compensate for your embarrassing VPIP.ALL IN

[KingJames 11]

coolering fish is way easier than out playing themMerge, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 PlayersLeggoPoker.com - Hand History ConverterUTG: $10.93Hero (CO): $23.85BTN: $12.62SB: $12.31BB: $14.63Pre-Flop: K A dealt to Hero (CO)UTG folds, Hero raises to $0.30, BTN calls $0.30, SB calls $0.25, BB calls $0.20Flop: ($1.20) 6 K K (4 Players)SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $0.90, BTN folds, SB calls $0.90, BB foldsTurn: ($3) A (2 Players)SB checks, Hero bets $2.25, SB calls $2.25River: ($7.50) 9 (2 Players)SB raises to $8.86 and is All-In, Hero calls $8.86Results: $25.22 Pot ($1.26 Rake)Hero showed K A and WON $23.96 (+$11.65 NET)SB showed 9 K and LOST (-$12.26 NET)

[KingJames 11]

This is how you triple barrel with almost no equity and make them fold A high or flush draw on the riverMerge, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 PlayersLeggoPoker.com - Hand History ConverterSB: $9.34BB: $2.70UTG: $10Hero (CO): $10.73BTN: $16.71Pre-Flop: 6 7 dealt to Hero (CO)UTG folds, Hero raises to $0.30, BTN calls $0.30, 2 foldsFlop: ($0.75) 3 5 2 (2 Players)Hero bets $0.50, BTN calls $0.50Turn: ($1.75) K (2 Players)Hero bets $1.10, BTN calls $1.10River: ($3.95) T (2 Players)Hero bets $2, BTN foldsResults: $3.95 PotHero showed 6 7 and WON $5.76 (+$3.86 NET)

[KingJames 11]

ty sweetieand it seems like i do in fact now have rakeback weeeeeeee

you got it post-facto, correct?I signed up with only the deposit bonus and the lock ppl told me no go on rb but I remembered you saying somethingI'm slowly clearing my bonus, but rb would be a huge help

[KingJames 11]

sick call, brah (I seriously hated life when I saw the turn card)Merge, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 PlayersLeggoPoker.com - Hand History ConverterHero (SB): $11.34BB: $19.06UTG: $7.86CO: $9.90BTN: $29.56Pre-Flop: K A dealt to Hero (SB)UTG calls $0.10, 2 folds, Hero raises to $0.50, BB folds, UTG calls $0.40Flop: ($1.10) K 5 8 (2 Players)Hero bets $0.90, UTG raises to $3.80, Hero raises to $10.84 and is All-In, UTG calls $3.56 and is All-InTurn: ($15.82) 7 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)River: ($15.82) 2 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)Results: $15.82 Pot ($0.79 Rake)Hero showed K A and WON $15.03 (+$7.22 NET)UTG showed 6 A and LOST (-$7.86 NET)