New Challenge: Movin' On Up

[trystero 0]

Full Tilt should run an April Fool's promotion, so when you lose hands like ^, you just get refunded

[trystero 0]

I've been down this road before..............I'd be rolled for 50nl if I just open folded kings and acesFull Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (8 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comSB ($59.35)BB ($24.25)Hero (UTG) ($40.43)UTG+1 ($30.21)MP1 ($23.60)MP2 ($49.43)CO ($20.09)Button ($5.73)Preflop: Hero is UTG with A , A Hero bets $0.75, UTG+1 raises to $2.25, 6 folds, Hero raises to $5.25, UTG+1 raises to $30.21 (All-In), Hero calls $24.96Flop: ($60.77) 10 , K , J (2 players, 1 all-in)Turn: ($60.77) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)River: ($60.77) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)Total pot: $60.77 | Rake: $3Results:Hero had A , A (one pair, Aces).UTG+1 had K , K (three of a kind, Kings).Outcome: UTG+1 won $57.77

[XXEddie 0]

April goals. [ ] 10k hands at 10nl rush[ ] Profit those 10k hands[ ] FT an MTT that pays at least 2k to the winner. March graph....Lol at last session. 0/3 in all in post flops when it's set vs FD (had 2 sets, 1 FD) lost 150bbs with AT vs QQ on TT4 flop. Allin on flop. turn Q obv. Then kept getting mini-coolers vs short stackers. Last session....Screw you poker.

[Ninja Ace 1]

Hey guys, know I haven't been around in a while, have moved to SNGs to make mobnies after serious tilt/obsession control that comes from the cash format... anywho I'm gonna post something for a couple reasons I may or may not choose to reveal since this place is obscure enough but relevant enough...Please note that I do not condone such behavior, and if I did, I certainly would not post it.Step by Step guide to anonymously and blatantly robbing random internet poker players: 1) First we are going to create a horse. A horse? A horse! The ideal horse would be something seen as a useful tool by poker players. It should legitimately help them with their game in some way, shape, or form. They want the horse. It'd be even better if they feel they *need* the horse. It also does not necessarily have to be an original idea either. Some good models for a horse are products seen here: http://www.pokerstove.com/ and here: http://www.pokertracker.com/ . For an especially devious, ironic, and artistic twist to the task you are about to perform, its highly recommended that your horse be a crack or keygenerator program to something like pokertracker that you would distribute through torrents to people who like to blatantly steal a product they could buy. However, a fully working free piece of software would work equally well, but you lose hacker points doing so.If you know nothing about programming it's quite alright to outsource this at freelancer sites, so long as you have the source code for it. Just make sure it fits the following criteria:a) Fulfills the roll of a legit poker toolb) Is a desktop application (no webapps!)c) Is easy and completely free to download

[Ninja Ace 1]

2) We are now going to change our horse into a Trojan Horse. Very old school, yet very effective. The actual price the user of our horse software pays is his information. We are going to ADD several pieces to our installation package. As well as the normal install the executable and shortcuts for our horse, the installation package must: a) Install Program Ninja executable (explained later) and also a copy of Program ninja under a different name b) Install Keylogging (input logging to be more accurate) executable c) create windows registry entries in the launch on start, in order to launch program ninja on startupSo they keylogging should be self explanatory. It will track all input, mouse clicks and keys, that the user ever strikes while the program is running. It should also tell you WHICH program the keystroke and mouseclick is done in. Sounds difficult but it's not, and I'll post my own source from '06 to prove it. This is the meat and potatoes of the operation. The goal is to attain the user's username/password, and you will know this because it will be one of the first things he enters when stars/fulltilt/whatever launches up (also likely to be the only non-mouseclick keys he hits). You can slim it down to not actually save any of the key log, and only send you the relevant data by telling it what programs and types of data are relevant. This will also considerably lighten the load of the actual program, making it take up unnoticeable amounts of space on the hard disk, and virtually insignificant CPU time. At least, the keylogger worked that way 5 years ago, but maybe technology has gotten worse since then .The program ninja is the true genius behind it (obvious ego since it was my design). Program ninja does the following: You tell program ninja which executable(s) to look for. If the executable is currently running, ninja does nothing. If the executable is not running, program ninja launches it. While this sounds stupid by itself, here's how it is used. The original program ninja is told to ensure the copy of program ninja is running, as well as your keylogger. The copy of program ninja is told to ensure the orignial program ninja is running. In windows, invisible programs (background processes) have to be killed through taskmanager one at a time. By the time you blink after killing the process, it has already been regenerated by the other ninja. Here's the kicker, since your file is currently in use, it can't be deleted, and it's running before the user can do anything. Simply put your program cannot be turned off once it's there. (I suppose you could remove the registry entry, but then again you could modify program ninja to check for the registry entry as well, and enter it if it is not there. I never did that part because I wanted an off switch to the joke whoopie cusion virus I wrote in the office so I wouldn't get fired).It's ok to outsource this code as well, but I recommend its written in Delphi, since I'm virtually giving away the source code for it by posting it after this.3) Put your program out for distribution. Make a website, or setup a torrent, or whatever you have to do to distribute it for free. Get yourself to the top of search engine results in your tools genre with SEO. If you can't do that yourself, go to the warrior forum and you will find somebody who can for pretty damn cheap. Hell you can even outsource the website and distribution as well. Nobody knows what your ****ing code does it just looks like any other tool you download to your desktop anyway4) Wait and mass data. Get lots and lots of targets before you strike.

[Ninja Ace 1]

5) Buy a couple laptops. 2 will do, but the more you get the more intricate you can make later steps. You can fly solo or do it as a team with people who you think you can trust but will eventually blow your cover by bragging to someone which is just about the only damn way to get caught.6) Go to WorstBuy, RadioSuck, or any other electronics store and purchase several PREPAID BROADBAND WIRELESS devices. **** proxies and all that junk you want a legitimate IP address that has no one registered to it or is registered to a phony guy like Mr. Towlhead Bombyourface. Pay cash for this as well as the laptops.7) Drive the **** out of your state, far away from where you normally reside, and rent a cheap ass motel room in a name that's not yours. (Have an unwitting patsy get the room for you. Hell, pay them to do it) 8) Proceed to login to victims accounts and play some pokerzzz. You know, play for a bit before you steal from them. Hell try to win them some money for a bit. Then like... log on as yourself after some time elapses. You're normally a multitabler so open up multiple tables damnit. Just sit on a single table with each victim, and hopefully a few tables without the victim. If you're really fast or are actually working it a team have the victim sit on some tables you're not on. Then wait for a smart time to start dumping quarter or half buyins from the victim to yourself. Don't go crazy. Don't make it obvious. Have other players in the middle causing some failed attempts. Don't make any blatantly -EV moves like lay down giant hands or play anything other than a TAG style. Just "4bet or 5bet bluff" the shit out of the victim accounts every now and again. Hell, get "caught bluffing" sometimes if you feel like it. Oh, and I'm sure the victims made it really easy to redeposit from their accounts again and again by saving their info. Feel free to do that lots. Don't worry about insufficient funds and crap that's their problem.9) Cash out. Destroy laptops. Destroy mobile broadband cards. (Fire started by some of the victims money to destroy these gives you +++++ hacker points) Remove the trojan part of the horse from your installation package but leave the horse for a few months/years, then kill the horse. Never play on that particular poker site *regularly* again, but definitely 100% absolutely play again on there in a normal fashion afterwards.10) Stfu. Stop being paranoid you'll never get caught. If you somehow **** up because you were lazy and skipped steps and even are a suspect and are ever asked questions do not answer any of them no matter how trivial and irrelevant and immediately ask for a lawyer. This shit is so complex beyond reasonable doubt my ****ing ass! Besides, these websites would never talk to ****ing law enforcement and they're so incompetent they have hard enough times catching bots/cheating rings let alone you who are going to mimic fairly normal activity that will just look like one poker player getting owned by another. The victims just look like degens, and some of them if not most probably are anyhow.If you actually read all that, is your mind sufficiently blown? Have i tickled your sense of paranoia/curiosity/pure evil?

[QED 4]

Presumably it wouldn't work on ftp as cashing out takes about a billion months and you'd get caught by then?

[KingJames 11]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, ninja ace!hope all is wellplz don't post such devious things!

[SuperJon 175]

I just started watching the latest season (I think) of the Full Tilt Million Dollar challenge.Only on ep. 1 so far, but I'm enjoying it.

[KingJames 11]

linkage, plz

[SuperJon 175]

Here's all the eps http://www.pokertube.com/free-poker-videos...ion+dollar+cashYou need to look for the ones that say Full Tilt Million Dollar Cash Game S05 Ep X X/X I'm pretty sure this is the latest season that was recorded last year, because they mention some of the stuff that happened at last year's series.

[dlingdling 0]

And the utility the keylogger uses that's not in the standard Delphi library:.

This is disturbing, not that you posted the method but that you're implying you hacked accounts. Were you in any way involved in the hacking of poker accounts?

[CobaltBlue 662]

I just started watching the latest season (I think) of the Full Tilt Million Dollar challenge.Only on ep. 1 so far, but I'm enjoying it.

Thank you for reminding me that I'd only watched a couple of episodes. The commentary is rather lackluster compared to the Big Game and PAD, but I suppose the player lineup is very good.Also, check-raise bluffing value-betting the river with 4th pair...Feral Cow PokerFull Tilt No-Limit Hold'em $0.25/$0.50 - 9 playersUTG: $83.80 UTG+1: $30.00 MP: $52.05 MP2: $104.25 HJ: $57.35 CO: $77.75 Button: $49.95 SB: $115.55 (Hero)BB: $86.55 Preflop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with (9 players)7 folds, Hero calls $0.25, BB checksFlop: ($1.00) :D (2 players)Hero bets $0.75, BB calls $0.75Turn: ($2.50) (2 players)Hero checks, BB checksRiver: ($2.50) (2 players)Hero checks, BB bets $1.20, Hero raises to $5, BB calls $3.80Hero showed , and won ($11.90) with a pair of FoursBB mucked :4sHero won $11.90(Rake: $0.60)

[KingJames 11]

sick limp pre-flop

[FCP Bob 1,312]

Hey guys.Somebody messaged me about Ninja's hacking post.I've left up his description about how to do it since it serves a useful purpose as a warning to be careful with what you download and install but I've removed the posting of the code since that serves no good purpose and we don't want to be the host of that sort of information.

[trystero 0]

that should all be pretty obv. I've written trojans and hosted them on Russian servers before. you need a secure place for the data to be sent to you after all. just don't install 3rd party programs that you don't trust and you'll be fine

[CobaltBlue 662]

sick limp pre-flop

I mean, I'll do that occasionally. I'm going to open for a raise 98% of the time that I'm first into a pot, but I will open-limp the SB every now and then. With that particular hand (A4o), I'll sometimes raise, sometimes fold, and sometimes limp.

[trystero 0]

when you're deep a lot of the game changeswith a4o, I'd raise against a nit just to steal his blindsagainst a loose reg I'll just foldagainst a loose passive fish, sometimes raise, sometimes call

[Nashtak 0]

I just gave this guy the biggest pot of his account.http://www.pokertableratings.com/stars-pla...hands/jobduswat

[KingJames 11]

well, you got it in goot!!!

[Nashtak 0]

I just won my biggest online pot

[KingJames 11]

bink, congrats!! post that HHalso, good start back at 25nl... won like $15 in a short sessionConverted by a herd of feral cowsFull Tilt No-Limit Hold'em $0.10/$0.25 - 5 playersBB cionekBr: $25.00 UTG Hero: $32.66 CO marksummers1: $25.00 Button laitilalainen: $31.08 SB jake313: $17.60 Preflop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with (5 players)Hero raises to $0.75, 2 folds, jake313 calls $0.65, cionekBr foldsFlop: ($1.75) (2 players)jake313 checks, Hero bets $1.25, jake313 calls $1.25Turn: ($4.25) (2 players)jake313 checks, Hero bets $3.10, jake313 raises to $15.60, and is all in, Hero calls $12.50River: ($35.45) (2 players)Hero showed , and won ($33.68) with a full house, Tens full of Jacksjake313 showed , and lost with two pair, Jacks and TensHero won $33.68(Rake: $1.77)

[QED 4]

I mean, I'll do that occasionally. I'm going to open for a raise 98% of the time that I'm first into a pot, but I will open-limp the SB every now and then. With that particular hand (A4o), I'll sometimes raise, sometimes fold, and sometimes limp.

There seem to be people that do a lot of open limping the sb into the bb on 50NL rush. If you ever have a hand it's probably a good idea to do it against me, I'll raise fo sho but don't 3 bet cause I'll fold my air. Might be potentially future leveling.

[Nashtak 0]

Dont have a cow, heres your converted handPokerStars No-Limit Hold'em $0.05/$0.10 ante $0.02 - 6 playersButton: $27.85 (Hero)SB: $23.65 BB: $22.48 UTG: $15.30 UTG+1: $11.14 CO: $36.54 Preflop: ($0.27) Hero is Button with (6 players)2 folds, CO raises to $0.40, Hero raises to $1.30, SB calls $1.25, BB folds, CO calls $0.90Flop: ($4.12) (3 players)SB checks, CO checks, Hero checksTurn: ($4.12) (3 players)SB bets $2, CO raises to $5.30, Hero raises to $26.53 and is all-in, SB calls $20.33 and is all-in, CO foldsRiver: ($54.08) (2 players)Hero showed , and won ($52.08) with three of a kind, EightsSB showed , and lost with three of a kind, DeucesHero won $52.08(Rake: $2)I don't like slowplaying but i simply couldn't resist. Repping is overrated

[KingJames 11]

yeah, bet the flop that deep, but nh sir