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KJ, the "giraffe or GTFO" post might be the best thing I've seen on this forum in years.
typrops to baylondonks as I first heard giraffe for graph from him
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This deserves to get seen by a few more people. From our resident Stupidhead...v1.27Feral Cow Poker Hand ConverterHEM/Poker Stars NL Hold'em $1.00/$2.00 - 6 playersButton: $237.98SB: $200.00BB: $60.00

I remember when this thread was all about how bad KJ was at 3betting

He's probably not flatting KJ's raise otf if he had a2. Besides, A2 is such a small portion of his range here, we are never ever ever ever ever ever ever folding the turn. People are stupid, they do

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anyone got any updates on how things are goin..like has anyone moved up stakes yet... rungood graphs.currently im in the process of moving up to 25NL... slowly mixing in tables with my 10Nl tables.so far this month im up roughly $60-$100... not exactly sure how much tho.
I keep bouncing up and down between 25 and 50NL... about 1.5k profit cashed out
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only way these fish can winFull Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comButton ($10.71)SB ($10.20)BB ($10.20)UTG ($13.23)MP ($10)Hero (CO) ($16.10)Preflop: Hero is CO with A :ts, J :D2 folds, Hero bets $0.30, 1 fold, SB calls $0.25, 1 foldFlop: ($0.70) J :4h, J :jh, 6 :5c(2 players)SB checks, Hero bets $0.40, SB calls $0.40Turn: ($1.50) 10 :D(2 players)SB checks, Hero bets $1.05, SB raises to $4, Hero raises to $13.50, SB calls $5.50 (All-In)River: ($20.50) Q :club:(2 players, 1 all-in)Total pot: $20.50 | Rake: $1.36Results:SB had 10 :3h, 10 :D (full house, tens over Jacks).Hero had A :qh, J :D (three of a kind, Jacks).Outcome: SB won $19.14

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Not posting til I get to robusto.
guess you're never posting again
typrops to baylondonks as I first heard giraffe for graph from him
boinkAlso if I won money this month I would have moved to 200nl again, as is, gonna play donkaments for a week imo
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TRYSTERO: BINKferal_cow_icon.gifThis converter is going to be a cash cow...Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em $0.05/$0.10 - 5 playersCO cavitaro: $10.00 Button Hero: $10.00 SB ola21: $11.40 BB sofranindian: $14.02 UTG Schneek: $22.93 Preflop: ($0.10) Hero is Button with 4d.gif4c.gif (5 players)sofranindian raises to $0.30, Schneek calls $0.30, Hero calls $0.30, ola21 calls $0.20Flop: ($1.20) 9c.gifKs.gif4h.gif (5 players)ola21 checks, sofranindian checks, Schneek bets $1.20, Hero calls $1.20, 2 foldsTurn: ($3.60) 8d.gif (3 players)Schneek bets $3.60, Hero raises to $8.50, and is all in, Schneek calls $4.90River: ($20.60) Jc.gif (3 players)Hero showed 4d.gif4c.gif, and won ($19.60) with three of a kind, FoursSchneek showed 2h.gifKh.gif, and lost with a pair of KingsHero won $19.60(Rake: $1)

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so i had a rough day to say the least... this hand helpsferal_cow_icon.gifv1.11Dont have a cow, heres your converted handPokerStars No-Limit Hold'em $0.05/$0.10 - 6 playersUTG NostraBosss: $12.85 UTG+1 Jack Travin: $11.90 CO Hero: $13.10 Button dalexeus: $10.40 SB DELEIVAN: $1.15 BB N1ckNamer: $10.00 Preflop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with :D: :D: (6 players)2 folds, Hero raises to $0.40, dalexeus raises to $1.20, DELEIVAN calls $1.10 and is all-in, N1ckNamer folds, Hero calls $0.80Flop: ($3.65) :D: :4h: :club:: (3 players)Hero checks, dalexeus bets $2.30, Hero calls $2.30Turn: ($8.25) :jh: (3 players)Hero checks, dalexeus bets $2.10, Hero calls $2.10River: ($12.45) :5c: (3 players)Hero bets $7.50 and is all-in, dalexeus calls $4.80 and is all-inHero showed :D: :club::, and won ($21) with four of a kind, Jacksdalexeus showed :ts: :ts:, and lost with a full house, Queens full of JacksDELEIVAN showed :3h: :qh:, and lost with a straight, Eight to QueenHero won $21(Rake: $1.05)

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i need to learn how to make these holdPoker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players - View hand 608503The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History ConverterBB: $9.90UTG: $10.25CO: $5.25Hero (BTN): $10.90SB: $10.00Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BTN with T :3h 9 :qh2 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, 1 fold, BB raises to $0.80, Hero calls $0.50Flop: ($1.65) J :club: Q :ts 8 :jh(2 players)BB bets $1.20, Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $9.10 all in, Hero calls $6.10Turn: ($19.85) Q :4h(2 players - 1 is all in)River: ($19.85) 2 :5c(2 players - 1 is all in)villain had 88

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nice boardPoker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 3 players - View hand 608507The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History ConverterHero (BTN): $17.45SB: $10.40BB: $2.00Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BTN with 7 :qh 7 :club:Hero raises to $0.40, 1 fold, BB calls $0.30Flop: ($0.85) 2 :3h 2 :ts 2 :5c(2 players)BB checks, Hero bets $0.50, BB calls $0.50Turn: ($1.85) 2 :jh(2 players)BB checks, Hero checksRiver: ($1.85) 8 :4h(2 players)BB bets $1.10 all in, Hero foldsFinal Pot: $1.85BB wins $1.80(Rake: $0.05)

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so i had a rough day to say the least... this hand helpsferal_cow_icon.gifv1.11Dont have a cow, heres your converted handPokerStars No-Limit Hold'em $0.05/$0.10 - 6 playersUTG NostraBosss: $12.85 UTG+1 Jack Travin: $11.90 CO Hero: $13.10 Button dalexeus: $10.40 SB DELEIVAN: $1.15 BB N1ckNamer: $10.00 Preflop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with :D: :D: (6 players)2 folds, Hero raises to $0.40, dalexeus raises to $1.20, DELEIVAN calls $1.10 and is all-in, N1ckNamer folds, Hero calls $0.80Flop: ($3.65) :D: :4h: :club:: (3 players)Hero checks, dalexeus bets $2.30, Hero calls $2.30Turn: ($8.25) :jh: (3 players)Hero checks, dalexeus bets $2.10, Hero calls $2.10River: ($12.45) :5c: (3 players)Hero bets $7.50 and is all-in, dalexeus calls $4.80 and is all-inHero showed :D: :club::, and won ($21) with four of a kind, Jacksdalexeus showed :ts: :ts:, and lost with a full house, Queens full of JacksDELEIVAN showed :3h: :qh:, and lost with a straight, Eight to QueenHero won $21(Rake: $1.05)
Holy crap, you just handed that guy the worst beat ever. You 1-outed him on the river! He's probably still staring at his computer screen in disbelief.
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so i had a rough day to say the least... this hand helps
BINK!I love how this guy didn't get it in pre, but stacks off when the A hits on the turn.feral_cow_icon.gifonce a cow has a taste for violence, it reverts. it becomes feral.Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em $0.05/$0.10 - 6 playersButton Hero: $16.49 SB mariscal85: $3.86 BB Beard68: $11.31 UTG NeedCash68: $13.37 UTG+1 Alexander Y: $10.00 CO Moneypants: $13.57 Preflop: ($0.15) Hero is Button with Ac.gifAd.gif (6 players)NeedCash68 calls $0.10, 2 folds, Hero raises to $0.40, mariscal85 folds, Beard68 raises to $1.35, NeedCash68 folds, Hero raises to $3.20, Beard68 calls $1.85Flop: ($6.55) 5h.gif2d.gif7c.gif (2 players)Beard68 checks, Hero bets $3.50, Beard68 calls $3.50Turn: ($13.55) Ah.gif (2 players)Beard68 checks, Hero bets $5.75, Beard68 calls $4.61, and is all inRiver: ($22.77) 4d.gif (2 players)Hero showed Ac.gifAd.gif, and won ($21.26) with three of a kind, AcesBeard68 showed Qc.gifQd.gif, and lost with a pair of QueensHero won $21.26(Rake: $1.51)Babs and SH, we were slightly deeper 113bb so that's why I 4bet slightly larger. I would normally do the 27-28bb but 32 seemed appropriate at the time.
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Yup. My bonus has ended on FT so i'm gonna withdraw and move back to PS since FT is like ''No Rakebacks for you!'' and obviously i'm like ''Fu FT!'' so yea... just gotta wait the check... fml

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Looking for some advise on value town bet sizes pleaseferal_cow_icon.gifFeral Cow Poker Hand ConverterFull Tilt No-Limit Hold'em $0.01/$0.02 - 8 playersMP: $1.94 HJ: $8.30 CO: $1.98 Button: $2.04 (Hero)SB: $2.17 BB: $1.96 UTG: $0.95 UTG+1: $2.00 Preflop: ($0.03) Hero is Button with :4h:D (8 players)4 folds, Hero raises to $0.06, SB folds, BB calls $0.04Flop: ($0.13) :4h:D:club: (3 players)BB bets $0.13, Hero calls $0.13Turn: ($0.39) :3h (3 players)BB bets $0.25, Hero calls $0.25River: ($0.89) :D (3 players)BB checks, Hero bets?feral_cow_icon.gifonce a cow has a taste for violence, it reverts. it becomes feral.Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em $0.01/$0.02 - 9 playersCO: $3.44 Button: $2.03 SB: $0.66 BB: $2.13 UTG: $0.81 UTG+1: $1.97 (Hero)MP: $0.74 MP2: $5.38 HJ: $1.37 Preflop: ($0.03) Hero is UTG+1 with :club::qh (9 players)UTG folds, Hero raises to $0.08, MP calls $0.08, MP2 calls $0.08, 3 folds, SB calls $0.07, BB foldsFlop: ($0.34) :jh:D:ts (4 players)SB checks, Hero checks, MP checks, MP2 bets $0.20, SB folds, Hero calls $0.20, MP foldsTurn: ($0.74) :5c (2 players)Hero checks, MP2 bets $0.35, Hero calls $0.35River: ($1.44) :ts (2 players)Hero bets ?

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Looking for some advise on value town bet sizes pleaseferal_cow_icon.gifFeral Cow Poker Hand ConverterFull Tilt No-Limit Hold'em $0.01/$0.02 - 8 playersMP: $1.94 HJ: $8.30 CO: $1.98 Button: $2.04 (Hero)SB: $2.17 BB: $1.96 UTG: $0.95 UTG+1: $2.00 Preflop: ($0.03) Hero is Button with :4h:D (8 players)4 folds, Hero raises to $0.06, SB folds, BB calls $0.04Flop: ($0.13) :4h:D:club: (3 players)BB bets $0.13, Hero calls $0.13Turn: ($0.39) :3h (3 players)BB bets $0.25, Hero calls $0.25River: ($0.89) :D (3 players)BB checks, Hero bets?feral_cow_icon.gifonce a cow has a taste for violence, it reverts. it becomes feral.Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em $0.01/$0.02 - 9 playersCO: $3.44 Button: $2.03 SB: $0.66 BB: $2.13 UTG: $0.81 UTG+1: $1.97 (Hero)MP: $0.74 MP2: $5.38 HJ: $1.37 Preflop: ($0.03) Hero is UTG+1 with :club::qh (9 players)UTG folds, Hero raises to $0.08, MP calls $0.08, MP2 calls $0.08, 3 folds, SB calls $0.07, BB foldsFlop: ($0.34) :jh:D:ts (4 players)SB checks, Hero checks, MP checks, MP2 bets $0.20, SB folds, Hero calls $0.20, MP foldsTurn: ($0.74) :5c (2 players)Hero checks, MP2 bets $0.35, Hero calls $0.35River: ($1.44) :ts (2 players)Hero bets ?
Bet .6 - .75 on the first. Raise the turn. If a 4th diamond rolls off you're either getting your action killed or ****ed against a high diamond. It also sets up a river shove.Shove the second
James lol at that fish. It was only a matter of time before he paid you off w/his monster TPNK.
Yeah, he still had $12 after that hand, but he sadly left like 2 orbits later.So yeah if he didn't hit that gutter we would have been done 2 hours earlier, but it was nice that he ran up a stack.I can't belive that nit doubled him up with AK vs schneek's 88 on the Q843 board or whatev... hof
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I'm getting sick of 2nl. Everyone's calling everything with backdoor shots and getting it every time, or senselessly calling every bluff I make. Everyone's just calling and sticking everything. It's like they think it's the lottery. Perma downswing again.

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I'm getting sick of 2nl. Everyone's calling everything with backdoor shots and getting it every time, or senselessly calling every bluff I make. Everyone's just calling and sticking everything. It's like they think it's the lottery. Perma downswing again.
Post a few hands.
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Bet .6 - .75 on the first. Raise the turn. If a 4th diamond rolls off you're either getting your action killed or ****ed against a high diamond. It also sets up a river shove.Shove the second
Thanks, I realise I should have raised the turn in the first one but I was also worried it would just kill the hand there. River shoving as in the second one is probably something I'm weak on, again I worry too many people will just insta fold if I call them down then shove.
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Thanks, I realise I should have raised the turn in the first one but I was also worried it would just kill the hand there. River shoving as in the second one is probably something I'm weak on, again I worry too many people will just insta fold if I call them down then shove.
You can raise the turn on the 2nd hand also. It'll make for a much smaller river shove. Or just shove the turn. 2nl players aren't folding Kx so you get mad value imo
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I'm getting sick of 2nl. Everyone's calling everything with backdoor shots and getting it every time, or senselessly calling every bluff I make. Everyone's just calling and sticking everything. It's like they think it's the lottery. Perma downswing again.
It is almost impossible to bluff at at that level, if anyone has a draw or a pair they will usually call regardless of the bet. Bet big when you hit, bet when you have big draw throw away if you hit nothing at that level. Unless you are at table with the regs that are 9/2/x The regs you can bluff out of a pot. If they play back, fold and cut your losses.At least this is what I am finding is working for me so far.Kosin Trouble
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you get $18rb and don't even play. wtf I'm being jobbed. I'm at $12 for the week despite having logged several k hands.
2nl flipsPlus, I actually play. 12k+ hands this month.I'm gonna get to 15k sucka
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