jeff_536 3 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 DJ Douchebag Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 The Sausage Partysigh.If the shoe fits! Link to post Share on other sites
slink 1 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 The Blowout Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Danny Tan-nner Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 A-Muscleand the perfectness of this nickname will now require me to buy a case of hair jell and some steroids. after all, I gotta figure I'm the closest one on this forum to ever becoming a guido. might as well give it a shot. Link to post Share on other sites
flyingdonkey 0 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 The TricepI would been happier with "The Tripod"... oh well Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Tan Jovi Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 The Tan-gent. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 So, it is sadly just a program that gives you a random funny name that they came up with. Every time I click I get a new name. My first one though was,The Prince of Paramuswhich is outstanding. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 So, it is sadly just a program that gives you a random funny name that they came up with.As opposed to being a complex algorithm that performs a complete analysis your name and sex in order to select a...you get the idea. IDIOT! Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Your Jersey Shore nickname is: The Blowout Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 As opposed to being a complex algorithm that performs a complete analysis your name and sex in order to select a...you get the idea. IDIOT!Computers are alllllll about complex algorithms and analyses. So yes, I had expected it to at least make a selection based on the first letter of my name (or any other letter or combination of letters), and to be repeatable. That's like, super-incredibly-easy to program. Who's the idiot now!!??*So I'm now caught up on episode 3. Snicky making out with her friend was gross, and The Situation getting in on it did not make the situation less gross.God I'm glad that the hot one is gone. On the one hand she was kind of actually hot (from the neck down), but on the other hand she was awful. I hope she doesn't come back. I liked how the landlord basically kicked her off the tv show though. It turned into Who Wants To Marry A Guido? for a minute, and Angelina was the first one eliminated. Moment of the week: Pauly D and The Situation ruining a brand new gas grill by putting charcoal in it, and then lighting that charcoal, and then realizing it was a gas grill and it was on fire. Okay, new moment of the week: Ronnie dancing, and explaining that it's his patented dance moves, and then doing basically an Elaine dance from Seinfeld. I am going to try to find a youtube or better, a gif. Yes, yes yes!I would describe it as kind of like, 'pretending like somebody keeps kicking me in the back of the legs to knock me down but I'm able to outwit him and stay on my feet and keep sort of dancing.' *Snooki Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Moment of the week: Pauly D and The Situation ruining a brand new gas grill by putting charcoal in it, and then lighting that charcoal, and then realizing it was a gas grill and it was on fire.What I didnt understand was, they had 2 grills that both looked like gas grills... so why was there charcoal there in the first place? Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 H-TrainGreat. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 H-TrainGreat. Damn, mine is K-Train.mine is better! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 God I'm glad that the hot one is gone.Sami is the hot one. The one that left is one of the grosser looking girls I've ever seen. She wasn't even anything special from the neck down. IDIOT!What I didnt understand was, they had 2 grills that both looked like gas grills... so why was there charcoal there in the first place?Someone on the production team is an evil genius and deserves a bonus. Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Sami is the hot one.THIS ^^ Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 B-TanI like that the button you click on is "fist pump." Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 The ImpactThis is the best one.For what it's worth, mine was "The Deltoid." Not sure if that's bad or good. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 What I didnt understand was, they had 2 grills that both looked like gas grills... so why was there charcoal there in the first place?the other one was a smoker, i think.the best part (of the BBQ part) was the "I gave you ONE JOB" bit. fantastic.the best part of the whole episode was The Situation's eyeroll for the camera in the interview when he described the guidettes making out. And then doing it again, in case the camera missed it the first time. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Sami is the hot one. The one that left is one of the grosser looking girls I've ever seen. She wasn't even anything special from the neck down. IDIOT!She had big boobs and a nice round ass and wasn't orange. She's all natural, you can't even handle it! Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 She had big boobs and a nice round ass and wasn't orange. She's all natural, you can't even handle it!I'm glad I'm not the only one. She is hot Link to post Share on other sites
coug2828 8 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 the other one was a smoker, i think.the best part (of the BBQ part) was the "I gave you ONE JOB" bit. fantastic.the best part of the whole episode was The Situation's eyeroll for the camera in the interview when he described the guidettes making out. And then doing it again, in case the camera missed it the first time.the part where he said f*** it we can cook on this thing anyway was pretty good Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I'm glad I'm not the only one. She is hot http://www.mtv.com/photos/jersey-shore-cas...577/photo.jhtmlI don't see how anyone could think she's more attractive than Sami or even J-WOWWWWW. Different strokes, I guess. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 http://www.mtv.com/photos/jersey-shore-cas...577/photo.jhtmlI don't see how anyone could think she's more attractive than Sami or even J-WOWWWWW. Different strokes, I guess.That's a bad picture of her (Angelina). Not that I'm trying to say she's awesome, but she does have a pretty excellent body. Her face looks especially bad and weird in that picture and you can barely see her boobs. I guess you're just not an assman - there's no other explanation to you not finding her attractive. Like, JWOWWWWWW turns me off, she's so weird-looking. Back to Angelina though, seriously, you don't wanna just sink your teeth into those thighs? Her ass looks especially good in the picture you posted. Mildly related:http://www.mtv.com/photos/jersey-shore-epi...739/photo.jhtml Link to post Share on other sites
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