cardcore 0 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 roses are red,violets ain't blackit's time for a poemthat tickles my sacktonight i drank beerwith getsprung and kugesprung flashed me a smileon his face i sploogedthey tried to play beer pong,the kuge and sprung team...the only thing they wonwas a face full of creamkuge armed the laser,sprung with the arc...their effort was futile,it was a walk in the park.i crushed them with ease,they sighed in defeat,i raised up my hands,yelling: "dead baby, we eat!"we left for a feast...to eat a 12 year old boyas we walked in the door,kuge yelled, "ahoy!"he was excited as hell,with sprung directly behind...jon yelled with glee,"first bite is mine!"they jockeyed for space,sprung got there first,kuge was upset,he pulled out his purse.sprung looked back at kuge,man purse in hand..."wtf is that?""it's my man purse, man!'sprung didnt know what to say.did kuge just come out?he wasnt just wearing a purse,but he was wearing a pout.pout and purse going on,kuge strutted to sprung.he looked him straight in the faceand said "i hope that you're hung!"kuge grabbed onto jon,pulled him out of the roomhe said to jon's face"i've been sodomized with a broom."sprung looked left and right,up, down, front and back..."don't tell anyone,but I'ma take you out back"Kuge and Sprung left together,Soul mates, possibly...But just leave it to CwikTo ruin their dreams.In came gorgeous Cwik,Rohypnol in hand...A rag over Sprung's face...And one devious plan...The night ended quickly.Kuge passed out alone.Sprung woke up in a bathtub...He seemed totally stoned.Cwik was out of sight,Jon was blacked out as ****.The bathtub full of iceWas an omen of suck.Organs gone, Memories lost...How does the day end?The moral of the story isAlways leave with a friend. Link to post Share on other sites
ncperrotta069 0 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 1st Link to post Share on other sites
StrippersNBlow 0 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Very nice, it had been too long. Worth the wait. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 lol, Seth Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 It was aiiiiight! Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 soooo gayI liked it. Link to post Share on other sites
cardcore 0 Posted November 5, 2009 Author Share Posted November 5, 2009 wow i dont remember writing this at all Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 wow i dont remember writing this at all In came gorgeous Cwik,Rohypnol in hand...Hmmmm Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Never going out with you again. Game over. Link to post Share on other sites
gibler321 1 Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 these always make me laugh haha Link to post Share on other sites
Merby 3 Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 I'd hit that Link to post Share on other sites
dapokerbum 0 Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Gay and BoringI score 4 out of 10You know you can do better Link to post Share on other sites
Sick Boy 0 Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 I lold pretty hard. Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 I LOVE THAT KUGE IS IN YOUR POEMDO BIG THINGS BUDDY Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 I LOVE THAT KUGE IS IN YOUR POEMDO BIG THINGS BUDDYDifferent Kuge...sorry buddy. Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Not enough Real Zach. Link to post Share on other sites
Kuge 0 Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 WTF? How did I miss this thread? Link to post Share on other sites
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