owise1 0 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 I teach English as a Second Language as a part time job now and am teaching my students about Halloween. Most are new immigrants who don't know much about Halloween. When you were young and went around your neighbourhood getting candy, what did you say after someone answered the door?All we used to say was either: 1. "Halloween Apples" (in a sing songy way like: dadada dat da)or2. "Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat."I am looking for more material, so please tell me what you said when you went out trick or treating or any new clever ryhme. Thanks in advance. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 What in the hell are Halloween apples? Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Teach them to egg houses of people who give items other than candy. Raisins, apples, toothbrushes(****ing dentists)ect Link to post Share on other sites
owise1 0 Posted October 24, 2009 Author Share Posted October 24, 2009 Come on guys, don't be shy. Tell me what you said. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Was pretty much just "trick or treat" where I came from. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Was pretty much just "trick or treat" where I came from.QFT, or give me some candy so I can move on to the next house Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 My cousin went as a puppy one year and said "Gimme some candy or I'll pee on your door." Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Was pretty much just "trick or treat" where I came from. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 We always told a joke and every house expected a different joke from everyone, and would specifically ask what our joke was.For at least a couple years I told a variation of 'the chicken crosses the road' joke.The ones I used most frequently:Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have any guts.Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken. Link to post Share on other sites
colonel Feathers 5 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Trick or treat for unicef.Also, where the hell are these immas coming from? I thought halloween was fairly universal. Link to post Share on other sites
TheWynn 0 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Was pretty much just "trick or treat" where I came from.Uh, yeah. This is pretty much it. F the song and dance, just give me the loot. Link to post Share on other sites
zoo 0 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 From 3 to 5 years old I would say 'twick o tweet'.when I was 6 until I was 11 I would say 'trick or treat'.Now I just say 'give me head girl dressed as a whore on Halloween' Link to post Share on other sites
lurbz 2 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 fwiw we used to go around and say happy thanksgivingand then when thanksgiving rolled around we'd do a second run for all the houses that still had candy and say trick or treatit worked well actually Link to post Share on other sites
owise1 0 Posted October 25, 2009 Author Share Posted October 25, 2009 We always told a joke and every house expected a different joke from everyone, and would specifically ask what our joke was.For at least a couple years I told a variation of 'the chicken crosses the road' joke.The ones I used most frequently:Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have any guts.Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.Thanks, I'm going to teach this one to my students. I think they will like it. Anyone else? Any more jokes? or what did you say at the door besides, "Trick or Treat" Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 i never walked around the neighborhood...the neighbors knew enough to walk to MY house to bring me candy! Link to post Share on other sites
owise1 0 Posted October 26, 2009 Author Share Posted October 26, 2009 Trick or treat for unicef.Also, where the hell are these immas coming from? I thought halloween was fairly universal.What's this? Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 From 3 to 5 years old I would say 'twick o tweet'.when I was 6 until I was 11 I would say 'trick or treat'.Now I just say 'give me head girl dressed as a whore on Halloween'Or "Girl Dressed as a Sexy Elf/Witch/Vampire/etc..."Goths don't count... Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Mine is:Trick or treat smell my feetGive me something good to eatNot to big , not too smallJust the size of MontrealBTW. Halloween is just an excuse for most girls to dress up as whores. Link to post Share on other sites
Sue Sylvester 0 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Mine is:Trick or treat smell my feetGive me something good to eatNot to big , not too smallJust the size of MontrealBTW. Halloween is just an excuse for most girls to dress up as whores. That's how Sue C's it. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 That's how Sue C's it.Die. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 First of all, the real joke is, "Why did the rooster cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken." what did you say at the door besides, "Trick or Treat"Nobody normal says anything else, including whatever the hell your apple thing was. Do not teach your students anything other than "trick or treat." Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 First of all, the real joke is, "Why did the rooster cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."I'm pretty sure the definitive version of that joke is "Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had basal cell carcinoma". Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Flaming bag of poo ftwhttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/65829 Link to post Share on other sites
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