Mercury69 3 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 (hint: the something good was her vagina)"Was her vagine like wizard sleeve?"Glad you had a good time, nhlfan! Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Exactlyexactly.i love that movie so much."Al - you've got something stuck in the corner of your mouth.... no, the other side.." [half a banana falls to the table] "... you got it."<record scratching sound>hahahaha Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 <record scratching sound>In the old days, that might've been a triple. Cracks me up."Al - you've got something stuck in the corner of your mouth.... no, the other side.." [half a banana falls to the table] "... you got it."Hey Look! It's Enrico Pallazzo! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 <record scratching sound>Awesome.Hey Look! It's Enrico Pallazzo!I also like that movie. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 How old are the each of you? I just can't figure out how someone who just used the word Hiney, is dating a woman with kids. I also think there were pictures promised one way or another. Link to post Share on other sites
dapokerbum 0 Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 UHm ... like everyone else has said ... probably should have skipped the kid meeting till later and probably should skip the whole holiday with the family thing too, but to cancel now would mean no more innuendos on the forum. Tow questions just randomly thrown:1) Is she divorced as well? If so how long since the breakup. If not divorced, how long has the dad been out of the picture?2) how old are the kids? Link to post Share on other sites
Dratj 0 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 glad you had fun. there's nothing like a woman to make a man feel euphoric. Link to post Share on other sites
dapokerbum 0 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 glad you had fun. there's nothing like a woman to make a man feel euphoric.Well that and a nice scotch. Well also taking E, having a night on coke, tripping on acid, playing cards ... Drugs, Drinking, Women ... the three things are indeed Man's Ruin. (and sometimes a woman's ruin AMIRITE) Link to post Share on other sites
nhlfan 0 Posted November 13, 2009 Author Share Posted November 13, 2009 Been away on bidness for a few days. Things still going good, talking a bunch still, so we'll see how it goes next week. Yeah, hiney is a pretty crappy word, but I didn't feel like typing a$$ and I'm way to lazy to figure out how to do the whole "unblock swear words" thing. So there, she has an AMAZING A$$!!!!! For those wanting details on the sex, put it this way, ANYTHING that I could possibly want to do, not only would she LET me, she WANTED me to! Her and I click on the sex stuff perfectly. She likes what I like, and what I don't think of, she comes up with, and vice-versa, it's like we were feeding off of each other. Let's just say that extremerestraint.com is going to be getting a lot of my money this holiday season, lol!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Speed Limit 0 Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Oh. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Well then. Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 over/under on the :I am going to be a fatherI am getting marriedposts 90 days Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I'm way to lazy to figure out how to do the whole "unblock swear words" thing.Just type "ass."Alternatively: just type, ass. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Just type "ass."Alternatively: just type, ass. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Just type "ass."Alternatively: just type, ass.Shit. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Shit.I'm just trying to make a point. You don't have to celebrate it. Link to post Share on other sites
nhlfan 0 Posted November 13, 2009 Author Share Posted November 13, 2009 Well, the father thing I don't have to worry about since she had a hysterectomy about 3 years ago. Gotta love what hormone replacement therapy does for a woman's sex drive, lol. Link to post Share on other sites
TheWynn 0 Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Can we get some goddamn pics of you two love birds? Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Does this woman know you have shared most of her personal life, medical history and recent sex life with hundreds of poker forum internet weirdos? Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Does this woman know you have shared most of her personal life, medical history and recent sex life with hundreds of poker forum internet weirdos? whoa whoa whoa Link to post Share on other sites
Dratj 0 Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Well that and a nice scotch. Well also taking E, having a night on coke, tripping on acid, playing cards ... Drugs, Drinking, Women ... the three things are indeed Man's Ruin. (and sometimes a woman's ruin AMIRITE)lol. good point.Been away on bidness for a few days. Things still going good, talking a bunch still, so we'll see how it goes next week. Yeah, hiney is a pretty crappy word, but I didn't feel like typing a$$ and I'm way to lazy to figure out how to do the whole "unblock swear words" thing. So there, she has an AMAZING A$$!!!!! For those wanting details on the sex, put it this way, ANYTHING that I could possibly want to do, not only would she LET me, she WANTED me to! Her and I click on the sex stuff perfectly. She likes what I like, and what I don't think of, she comes up with, and vice-versa, it's like we were feeding off of each other. Let's just say that extremerestraint.com is going to be getting a lot of my money this holiday season, lol!!!so, s and m, anal, threesome with her friend, double penetration etc?Just type "ass."Alternatively: just type, ass.lololololDoes this woman know you have shared most of her personal life, medical history and recent sex life with hundreds of poker forum internet weirdos?hey! speak for yourself! Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Does this woman know you have shared most of her personal life, medical history and recent sex life with hundreds of poker forum internet weirdos?It's probably closer to thousands, but whatever....... Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 nhlfan: proving that "lol" at the end of certain sentences can be extraordinarily creepy. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Does this woman know you have shared most of her personal life, medical history and recent sex life with hundreds of poker forum internet weirdos?you carry that parachute with you everywhere, don't you. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Word of advice: Never slap a girl in the face when your dick is in her mouth. Link to post Share on other sites
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