Sal Paradise 57 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 What about her?huh, never really thought about that. Link to post Share on other sites
rivergirl 2 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 i'm actually really happy for you. Look at it as a new experience and have some fun with it. As for you having never actually met her personally, just try not to build her up too much ( i know easier said than done) and dont' be too disappointed if she doesn't meet all your expectations.As for the feeling you're getting....it's new, exciting person feeling. You've probably forgot what it feels like. Not to mention, the anticipation of actually meeting her is building. Try to just relax and enjoy yourself. Whatever happens, happens...good luck with everything. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 huh, never really thought about that.High Five Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 High FiveYEAH BRAH Link to post Share on other sites
rivergirl 2 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 I've never been disappointed with sex in my life.i think it's typically only women who ever get disappointed when having sex. Men are only disappointed if they are not getting any. Link to post Share on other sites
TheWynn 0 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 What about her?lol. I've laughed at most of the posts you've made today, sir. GG. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 i think it's typically only women who ever get disappointed when having sex. Men are only disappointed if they are not getting any.I've disappointed plenty of women, but they still let me have sex with them, so they still lost, and therefore I won. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 I've disappointed plenty of women, but they still let me have sex with them, so they still lost, and therefore I won.It's not a competition. Well, it is, but you had to be there.That doesn't make any sense...I must be studying again. Who wants to hear about the composition of the trachea?!? Nobody? Ok! Link to post Share on other sites
Dratj 0 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 sounds pretty crazy dude, at some point the excitement is going to die as you probably know but enjoy the ride man. Hopefully you're not disappointed when you meet her. seriously, five hours on the phone? that's nuts man. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,759 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 It's not a competition. Well, it is, but you had to be there.That doesn't make any sense...I must be studying again. Who wants to hear about the composition of the trachea?!? Nobody? Ok!Sometimes you're really unfunny and annoying. Just sayin'. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Sometimes you're really unfunny and annoying. Just sayin'.Better than most of the time. Link to post Share on other sites
Fleur 0 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 And when you're rich, I'm single enough.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
nhlfan 0 Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 Thanks for all the advice, I really do appreciate it. I have heard this all before, and like I said, not ready to move there or get married or whatever. We've actually talked about most of the awkwardness and the silences we may encounter or whatever, so I think, that while we are both really excited about the whole thing, we are both at least semi-realistic. As far as her looks, my buddy is freinds with one of her best friends and saw her like two weeks ago and she is as advertised - 5'8", 125, small b-cup, and gorgeous. I sent her my recent picures too, many from differnent angles, and while I'm not Brad Pitt or anything, I'm not too bad, lol. I've always been lucky at getting girls who I felt were out of my league, not really sure why.Like I said, I'm going to see her the weekend after Halloween, so I'll let you all know what happens. I think it will either be a total connection or a huge flop! Thanks again for all the comments, I really wasn't expecting all this support, I really do appreciate it.BTW, we talked for a total of 3 1/2 hours on the phone yesterday :-( Didn't get $hit done around the house. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 ahhhhhh I remember talking on the phone for hours when I first started dating my girlfriend. We would talk for up to 5 or 6 hours.. I can't believe I did that. GL and have a good time, nhl. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 I don't know if I could talk to anyone on the phone for 5 minutes straight.Yup.She's going to weigh 80 pounds more than you expected, so just be aware of that.YupWhat about her?Who the heck cares about her? Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 OK, here we go.I got divorced earlier this year. We split up last year for 5 months, gave it one more shot, and called it quits. Have been divorced / on my own for 8 months now. I have been very happy living on my own, seeing my kids (twin 6 year olds) whenever I wanted, just focusing on them and making them happy. Right before the divorced we moved from Indiana to DC, so I have new work friends and stuff, but still miss the midwest and would love to go back.Anyway, I took a week off to go to Michigan (my mom has a lake cottage there) with my buddies from back home. Drink, fish, drink, whatever. Last Thursday we were sitting around the fire, and my buddy had dated this chick one time. They didn't really click (my buddy's quite effeminate, borderline gay), but he thought just as a joke I could text her.Anyway, what turned into a joke has no become something way more! I have always been that guy to make fun of or laugh at people who "fall in love" online or meet once or twice and get married. I was perfectly happy and told my buddies more than once that I could care less about meeting someone, I had my booty calls, and was more than pleased. How can I be this crazy about someone I've never met? We've exchanged pictures, and since my buddy knows her (she's freinds with a mutual friend of ours) I know she's at least halfway normal. We talk everyday for like 5 hours on the phone, text all day long. I mean, I'm freaking 34 years old, not 16!She lives in Ohio and I'm going to see her in 3 weeks. I just have never been in this kind of situation before. My freinds always tell me I'm the least sentimental person they know, but this girl has me nuts! I just really wanted to get this off of my chest and get some feedback. Tell me I'm an idiot or whatever, I just don't know what the hells going on! It's like if I took EVERYTHING I wanted in a woman (and trust me, there is a lot of freaky stuff you wouldn't find in most girls), she has it. I never even felt this way about my ex.Thanks for listening. I'm just really happy and needed to share it with someone.try a date in real life first Link to post Share on other sites
nhlfan 0 Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 try a date in real life firstI have a couple booty calls if that counts :-) I girl (or woman) I met at the grocery store, she's 45 (I'm 34) and she's crazy, but great in bed. The other is 28 and met her at the gym. We went out a couple of times but didn't click emotionally, but she drunk dials me and uses me for sex, which I'm fine with. Link to post Share on other sites
Dratj 0 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 try a date in real life first I have a couple booty calls if that counts :-) I girl (or woman) I met at the grocery store, she's 45 (I'm 34) and she's crazy, but great in bed. The other is 28 and met her at the gym. We went out a couple of times but didn't click emotionally, but she drunk dials me and uses me for sex, which I'm fine with.i think he means with this new chick you are talking about lol. props in meeting girls at the grocery store and the gym. btw, do you still workout? haven't seen u in the gym thread in a while. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 i think he means with this new chick you are talking about lol.this Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 thisIt was hard to understand what you meant, mostly because it was almost inconceivably useless...I was hoping you were making some kind of joke or reference to something other than the obvious. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 I have a couple booty calls if that counts :-) I girl (or woman) I met at the grocery store, she's 45 (I'm 34) and she's crazy, but great in bed. The other is 28 and met her at the gym. We went out a couple of times but didn't click emotionally, but she drunk dials me and uses me for sex, which I'm fine with.What about the escorts? How do they fit into all of this? Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 What about the escorts? How do they fit into all of this?probably right around here...I got divorced earlier this year. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 probably right around here...Bazinga! Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 bazingaI don't think that was one of Sal's classic practical jokes.Also FYP Link to post Share on other sites
Dratj 0 Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Bazinga!hello Sheldon! big bang theory eh? love that show. Link to post Share on other sites
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