BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 I really hate this thread.The only way to redeem this thread is to change the premise slightly. If you were to post pictures of your ex-(or current)girlfriends or wives and then allow us to guess who we thought they looked like that would at least be somewhat thought provoking.But unfortunately nobody is going to do this, because much like the OP they think their ex is much hotter than she actually is and does not want to hear that instead of her looking like Reese Witherspoon that they really looks like Lisa Lampenelli.I would like to direct you to my post of the fat chick from the practice, who may not share Ms Lampenelli's fondness for black ****, bares at least a passing resemblance to her. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Isn't there a guy who fucks sheep or something like that?I don't see what that has to do with anything. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 I don't see what that has to do with anything.I just wanted to know who that was. For, um, other reasons.Now, to get the thread back to some barely half-truths…Here are a couple girls that I dated or banged that sort of looked like some failed American Idol contestants:Kristy (plus probably at least 10 lbs) – Alexis (with black hair instead of blonde/pink) – Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Or we could post pictures of girls we've banged to see if anyone else on FCP has also banged the same girl?ummmm....lets pick a game that we can ALL play! Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 I haven't had an ex since 1980. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 ummmm....lets pick a game that we can ALL play!I'm getting laid this Wednesday by a 22-yr-old French girl. IN YOUR FACE!EDIT - Oh yeah. She looks like Dana Plato. Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 I'm getting laid this Wednesday by a 22-yr-old French girl. IN YOUR FACE!EDIT - Oh yeah. She looks like Dana Plato. dang. niceeee. Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 one of my girlfriends ex boyfriends claims he ****ed lady gaga a few years ago. not quite on topic and maybe not true, but i am at least sure that he 100% believes that he did. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 one of my girlfriends ex boyfriends claims he ****ed lady gaga a few years ago. not quite on topic and maybe not true, but i am at least sure that he 100% believes that he did.I necked with someone who became a well known figure skater. I also met (twice) and shook hands/chatted with the woman in my sig. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 I necked with someone who became a well known figure skater. I also met (twice) and shook hands/chatted with the woman in my sig.Winston Churchill was a woman? Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Winston Churchill was a woman?I have a cigar love/hate thing going. And women who look like bulldogs are an ongoing fetish... Link to post Share on other sites
TheWynn 0 Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 I'm getting laid this Wednesday by a 22-yr-old French girl. IN YOUR FACE!EDIT - Oh yeah. She looks like Dana Plato. So you are banging a dead girl? Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 So you are banging a dead girl?They're only truly dead when there is no memory of them left... Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 My wife kind of looks like Laura Linney. Does that count? Link to post Share on other sites
Alter-Ego 0 Posted October 12, 2009 Author Share Posted October 12, 2009 Sure it does. Link to post Share on other sites
Alter-Ego 0 Posted October 12, 2009 Author Share Posted October 12, 2009 ...unfortunately nobody is going to do this, because much like the OP they think their ex is much hotter than she actually is and does not want to hear that instead of her looking like Reese Witherspoon that they really looks like Lisa Lampenelli.Bingo! And, yes, we all dream of her, but none of our ex-dates looks like her. Link to post Share on other sites
Alter-Ego 0 Posted October 20, 2009 Author Share Posted October 20, 2009 Bump! Link to post Share on other sites
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