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you never know what the flops gonna be... it can change everythingalthough this is true, it is always said by the worst and stupidest players

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This just in....fieldblond: yesterday me and friendsfieldblond: were saying how good ak's is in tourney deepstackThe_Napa_Don: wow, sounds rivetingJIMRENO: io'll tell u what is better.......luckfieldblond: yupfieldblond: but we flopped 8 games ak vs 44 and ak won 6-2fieldblond: against qq it won 4-3The_Napa_Don: LOL, cause 8 and 7 times is a way big enough sampleA-K is now a FAVORITE over Q-Q and 4-4

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i love this thread too much to let it diewith that saidBUMP
In the BB with jq suited, limped to me.Flop JQ2.Guy bets pot, folds to me, I check raise him all in for 2xs the amount of the pot. Instacalls with 99.Needless to say river is a 9.me: "geez, unreal"him: "what are you doing in the hand with JQ anyways"me: "AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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oh. my. god.the most pathetic demonstration of trying to fold your way up in the money EVER!!!1!!!stacksButton-1466SB-600Me-6500blinds 100.200Button raises to 400, SB pushes, I make it 1450 total with A9s. Button calls leaving himself with 16flop is like QJ4 or something, I throw in 200 just to hurry this up and the button folded! Whether it was a misclick or not this is why you dont call a bet leaving yourself no chips.SB tripled up to like 1800, but what is sad is that the button tripled up like 5 str8 hands and eventually did take second place and was allin against me with a chance to to take a big chip lead. Thankfully, for once my hand held up

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Had to add this. A confontation I got into in a 1/2 NL game at the local casino.Its late ( about 1am ) and I get moved from a broken table to this table. Seat 2 is a SUPER ****ing drunk redneck dumb **** with about $900 in chips ( max buy is $200 ). the FIRST hand I see when I sit down is seat 2 winning a pot and shouting out in some deep sadistic voice "You **** with the bull and you're getting the HORN!!" like he was serious :club::D . Then later, he tried to give seat 1 a hundo chip in the middle of the hand, and was telling him what he thought the otherh player had and etc. I very politley said "One player per hand please", he goes.. "WHAT!?" I said again "One player per hand please", he said, again... in a very deep, redneck type voice "Rrr U in da HAND!?" to which I replied "no, but he IS, and you can't be telling him what you think while he's in teh hand", he then said "Boy, you betta shut yo ****ing MOUTH!" so i decided... this is a good time to **** with this guy and said "Or what?"... then he started talking all **** about how he was gonna whoop my *** and etc etc so I called a floor ( my plan all along :D ) he came over told us both to drop it so I did. He kept ****ing staring at me for like 10 minutes with some psycho look on his face, then called me a *****, and outta no where, said "I got ****ing nuts boy... do you?" looking at his hand... and I folded like 3 minutes ago lol... so the guy takes like 10 minutes,,, then puts out a $100 in nickles pre-flop in to a $3 pot... and keeps staring at me... while I lift my hands and show him I have no cards rofl... then he calls me a ***** again so I call the floor BACK over to end this ****. Floor comes over, says he'd kick both of us out yadda yadda ( i'm friends with the floor btw... im practically a daily regular there ), anyways, i leave after about 20 more minutes, chris ( the floor ) stops me on teh way out and says thanks for taking the high road, that he wasn't gonna kick me out and that he still might kick the other guy out.good times. **** that ****. "YOU **** WITH THE BULL YOU GET THE HORN!"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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Had to add this. A confontation I got into in a 1/2 NL game at the local casino.Its late ( about 1am ) and I get moved from a broken table to this table. Seat 2 is a SUPER ****ing drunk redneck dumb **** with about $900 in chips ( max buy is $200 ). the FIRST hand I see when I sit down is seat 2 winning a pot and shouting out in some deep sadistic voice "You **** with the bull and you're getting the HORN!!" like he was serious :club::D . Then later, he tried to give seat 1 a hundo chip in the middle of the hand, and was telling him what he thought the otherh player had and etc. I very politley said "One player per hand please", he goes.. "WHAT!?" I said again "One player per hand please", he said, again... in a very deep, redneck type voice "Rrr U in da HAND!?" to which I replied "no, but he IS, and you can't be telling him what you think while he's in teh hand", he then said "Boy, you betta shut yo ****ing MOUTH!" so i decided... this is a good time to **** with this guy and said "Or what?"... then he started talking all **** about how he was gonna whoop my *** and etc etc so I called a floor ( my plan all along :D ) he came over told us both to drop it so I did. He kept ****ing staring at me for like 10 minutes with some psycho look on his face, then called me a *****, and outta no where, said "I got ****ing nuts boy... do you?" looking at his hand... and I folded like 3 minutes ago lol... so the guy takes like 10 minutes,,, then puts out a $100 in nickles pre-flop in to a $3 pot... and keeps staring at me... while I lift my hands and show him I have no cards rofl... then he calls me a ***** again so I call the floor BACK over to end this ****. Floor comes over, says he'd kick both of us out yadda yadda ( i'm friends with the floor btw... im practically a daily regular there ), anyways, i leave after about 20 more minutes, chris ( the floor ) stops me on teh way out and says thanks for taking the high road, that he wasn't gonna kick me out and that he still might kick the other guy out.good times. **** that ****. "YOU **** WITH THE BULL YOU GET THE HORN!"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Harrah's or Ameristar?
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I'm playing in a MTT at FT and get moved to a new table and within a few hands I'm the BB. Blinds are 20/40 and 4 people limp into the pot. I have Queen/9os and check. Flop comes 8-10-Jack. I bet like 120 and get one caller. Turn is a 3. I bet 300, get another caller. River is a Jack. I fire out 600 and he calls. I win the pretty nice size pot and he goes: "**** you, I had pocket aces." When I asked him why he didn't raise he typed some BS and got very pissy.

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board is QJ85T rainbow, someone bets, donkey calls with no one left to act behind him.Bett has QJ, donkey has AK. when asked why he didnt raise with the stone cold nuts...."I was slowplaying idiot, duh!"

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board is QJ85T rainbow, someone bets, donkey calls with no one left to act behind him.Bett has QJ, donkey has AK. when asked why he didnt raise with the stone cold nuts...."I was slowplaying idiot, duh!"
Eddie your fish stories are so good, its like you make them up.but seriously.... this one is priceless
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im sure everyone has seen this but it happened to me for the first time about 2 months ago in shreveport, LAsitting at a 2/4 limit game and board comes AKx guy bets get 2 calls turn comes a K and guy move all in... i started laughing needless to say after they told him this wasn't no limit everyone folded... he look so confused..

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In the BB with jq suited, limped to me.Flop JQ2.Guy bets pot, folds to me, I check raise him all in for 2xs the amount of the pot. Instacalls with 99.Needless to say river is a 9.me: "geez, unreal"him: "what are you doing in the hand with JQ anyways"me: "AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
DONK DONK!
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Had to add this. A confontation I got into in a 1/2 NL game at the local casino.Its late ( about 1am ) and I get moved from a broken table to this table. Seat 2 is a SUPER ****ing drunk redneck dumb **** with about $900 in chips ( max buy is $200 ). the FIRST hand I see when I sit down is seat 2 winning a pot and shouting out in some deep sadistic voice "You **** with the bull and you're getting the HORN!!" like he was serious :club::D . Then later, he tried to give seat 1 a hundo chip in the middle of the hand, and was telling him what he thought the otherh player had and etc. I very politley said "One player per hand please", he goes.. "WHAT!?" I said again "One player per hand please", he said, again... in a very deep, redneck type voice "Rrr U in da HAND!?" to which I replied "no, but he IS, and you can't be telling him what you think while he's in teh hand", he then said "Boy, you betta shut yo ****ing MOUTH!" so i decided... this is a good time to **** with this guy and said "Or what?"... then he started talking all **** about how he was gonna whoop my *** and etc etc so I called a floor ( my plan all along :D ) he came over told us both to drop it so I did. He kept ****ing staring at me for like 10 minutes with some psycho look on his face, then called me a *****, and outta no where, said "I got ****ing nuts boy... do you?" looking at his hand... and I folded like 3 minutes ago lol... so the guy takes like 10 minutes,,, then puts out a $100 in nickles pre-flop in to a $3 pot... and keeps staring at me... while I lift my hands and show him I have no cards rofl... then he calls me a ***** again so I call the floor BACK over to end this ****. Floor comes over, says he'd kick both of us out yadda yadda ( i'm friends with the floor btw... im practically a daily regular there ), anyways, i leave after about 20 more minutes, chris ( the floor ) stops me on teh way out and says thanks for taking the high road, that he wasn't gonna kick me out and that he still might kick the other guy out.good times. **** that ****. "YOU **** WITH THE BULL YOU GET THE HORN!"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
This story was a waste of my f'in time... if I ever find you I'm givin you the horn!... What's the deal with your pit? He came over and did nothing twice other than tell you he was gonna kick you both out?!?! Where was the f'in dealer? And where's the happy ending when he bets 100 into the 3 dollar pot and you look down at AA and he gives you his money... at least you could've made one up...
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This story was a waste of my f'in time... if I ever find you I'm givin you the horn!... What's the deal with your pit? He came over and did nothing twice other than tell you he was gonna kick you both out?!?! Where was the f'in dealer? And where's the happy ending when he bets 100 into the 3 dollar pot and you look down at AA and he gives you his money... at least you could've made one up...
I thought it was pretty funny. With round earthy turns. Enough swearing to give moneytrain a PG rating. :club:
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"My favorite hand is..."or"Well I was representing a set - why were you in the hand anyway?"This after you go over the top of his feeble bluff and he calls and goes runner runner to beat you.

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so im shortstacked, folded to me in CO, I pushed with T9 with like 8xBB, Button with like twice my stack also pushes, blinds fold he has AK board come 3TTT7 and I hit quads to double upWorm1980 >> ??Worm1980 >> did that just happen?KevinJA8 >> whatWorm1980 >> 3 10s came outKevinJA8 >> yeah, what about itWorm1980 >> u had quadsKevinJA8 >> and.....?Worm1980 >> and you didnt even have a pocket pairKevinJA8 >> and......?Worm1980 >> do you see that very often......................?????slezama >> ballzy kevinKevinJA8 >> not really, but its nothing too specialWorm1980 >> whens the last time you went runner runner runner to quad up on a single card in your hole.................................??????????????????? KevinJA8 >> ohKevinJA8 >> myKevinJA8 >> godKevinJA8 >> did you really just say runner runner runnerWorm1980 >> yesKevinJA8 >> wowWorm1980 >> lolslezama >> you sucked out admit it...Worm1980 >> runner runner runner is a term you'll use when you play a live game someday KevinJA8 >> runner runner runner is a term ill see used only when I am sitting next to an idiotWorm1980 >> i know it doesnt really mean runner runner runner.. cause theres only 2 runnersWorm1980 >> toolKevinJA8 >> no one says runner runner runnerslezama >> yeah you hit 3 running cards to win KevinJA8 >> like you were that big of a favoriteWorm1980 >> you went in with the WORST HAND AND WON.. that shows no skill at allKevinJA8 >> did I say i won that hand due to skill?Worm1980 >> someone help me out here.. like i was a big favorite?? of course i was gets pointless after that

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