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Who is cobaltstorm and why is he trying to ruin this awesome thread?And to actually add something, you know you are playing fishes when they yell at you for pushing during a rebuy period, and then they quit when they lose one hand.

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Laak(KQs): raiseJuanda(A9): AllinLaak: Call!DVD commentaryAntonio: wow you called so fast with KQsLaak: well, you know, uh....it was suited.

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here's oneget dealt K6 in the BB, family pot.Flop comes KK7 two clubs, SB checks. I bet out 2/3 the pot, fish to the left of me raises 4 times my raise, SB sets us both all in. I'm thinking it's unlikely he has the case K, that he may be betting the flush draw, I call, fish folds.he turns up K9, runner runner dueces save me for a chop.SB says, "you got lucky"Fish to the left of me says, "so did you"

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Well, I finally have one...Don't recall the exactitudes of it all, but...Royal Vegas, bad beat table, get KK in EP2, toss in a small raise, get a couple of callers. Flop comes down, pretty harmless (J-x-x rainbow or something). I lead out with $3 into a $7 pot, I get raised all in (another 12$ or so), other guy folds. Bet comes back to me and I'm thinking, no way he has AA (would have re-raised preflop, but you never know lol), might have AK or AQ, in which case I have him beat. Outside chance he has JJ, but I think he would have raised preflop on that holding also. I call. He gets no help and mucks, I rake the pot and buddy says:"I thought maybe my K high was good" !!!On FCP, some other guy called me down to the river, I go all-in and he calls with a middle pair, saying "I was hoping you weren't that strong" after I show a boat ftw.I'm getting to like this game again.

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Well, I finally have one...Don't recall the exactitudes of it all, but...Royal Vegas, bad beat table, get KK in EP2, toss in a small raise, get a couple of callers. Flop comes down, pretty harmless (J-x-x rainbow or something). I lead out with $3 into a $7 pot, I get raised all in (another 12$ or so), other guy folds. Bet comes back to me and I'm thinking, no way he has AA (would have re-raised preflop, but you never know lol), might have AK or AQ, in which case I have him beat. Outside chance he has JJ, but I think he would have raised preflop on that holding also. I call. He gets no help and mucks, I rake the pot and buddy says:"I thought maybe my K high was good" !!!On FCP, some other guy called me down to the river, I go all-in and he calls with a middle pair, saying "I was hoping you weren't that strong" after I show a boat ftw.I'm getting to like this game again.
whats sad, is in one of the home games ive played, when it gets down to like 3 or 4 Ill value bet with A/K high on the river, and it works a lot
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I may have posted this once before, but I'm not sure, so I will now.At the casino in Brantford, at a 5/10 limit there were 2 people in the pot after the river card was dealt. I dont' remember the board, but it looked something like... AsQc5s7h7sOld guy checks, Young woman bets, and as a nice gesture (I don't know why people do this) she shows 2s4s.The old man looks at her cards for a minute, studies the board, then calls showing 3/4 offsuit, thinknig it was a chopped pot.

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1/2 NL Game in Vegas where I am a regular. "Fish" in question is there about as much as I am. For the 2nd time in 2 weeks my KK runs into AA with all the money getting in preflop. "Fish" says, "Man that is the 2nd time I have seen that happen to you, very unlucky." I politely say back to him, "Naaah it only happens to me about once every 20 times." He says back, "See that is very unlucky, it should only happen once every 200 times because that is how often you get dealt KK, and then to have KK when someone else gets AA is even more unlucky." I rebuy for max ($200) and reply, "Yea, I guess I am just an unlucky player."

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Sorry if you don't get the joke, maybe that's because you're a donk yourself.
I get all your posts, the problem is they are the exact opposite of funny. Stop trying act like this clever little man that noone gets, we all get you, you just post mundane stupid ****.
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I have decided that c0baltst0rm is an experiment in artificial intelligence: whether or not it is possible for a computer program to generate humor.Hopefully they succeed next time.
That's pretty funny. Cobalt's a good guy, though. Get off his nuts, Kathy Leibert has some space on hers...
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I get all your posts, the problem is they are the exact opposite of funny. Stop trying act like this clever little man that noone gets, we all get you, you just post mundane stupid ****.
Stop trying to act like this clever little man.
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ORmaybe all of your fish stories suck
Do you actually think about what you say before you say it? If yes, you fooled me. I really do feel sorry that your life has come down to trying to bash people on the internet, where they can't in turn bash your face if they wished. You must feel very brave, acting like a total nit with no consequences to your actions. I wonder if we were all standing around in person telling the stories, would you talk to me like you wanted to get you *** kicked?You know what the difference is between me and you? I can take criticism well. I don't take anything personally here because quite frankly none of you could actually be this pathetic in real life. IRL no one is this incredibly rude and/or idiotic. You feel some need to tell me my stories suck, but not 1/2 the other ones here. Why? Because my first post where I admitted I was out of line? Then you feel some need to mark your territory on an internet forum (Sounds lame doesn't it?) by lashing out at us newer posters. Then you get a bunch of other tools to follow you like sheep and say the same thing, but in different words. It's actually quite lame to tell you the truth. I'll leave it to you and the rest of the idiot parade to think of something witty to respond to that. Don't stay up too late for your pathetic one-liners.
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Do you actually think about what you say before you say it? If yes, you fooled me. I really do feel sorry that your life has come down to trying to bash people on the internet I wasnt bashing you. I merely said that all of your fish stories are horrible. whats ironic is you were the moron who came up with all those rules about how it should be fishier than normal and all that nonsense. please. go get hit by a busYou feel some need to tell me my stories suck, but not 1/2 the other ones herebecause yours really do suckWhy? Because my first post where I admitted I was out of line?No, cause they really suck

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Do you actually think about what you say before you say it? If yes, you fooled me. I really do feel sorry that your life has come down to trying to bash people on the internet, where they can't in turn bash your face if they wished. You must feel very brave, acting like a total nit with no consequences to your actions. I wonder if we were all standing around in person telling the stories, would you talk to me like you wanted to get you *** kicked?You know what the difference is between me and you? I can take criticism well. I don't take anything personally here because quite frankly none of you could actually be this pathetic in real life. IRL no one is this incredibly rude and/or idiotic. You feel some need to tell me my stories suck, but not 1/2 the other ones here. Why? Because my first post where I admitted I was out of line? Then you feel some need to mark your territory on an internet forum (Sounds lame doesn't it?) by lashing out at us newer posters. Then you get a bunch of other tools to follow you like sheep and say the same thing, but in different words. It's actually quite lame to tell you the truth. I'll leave it to you and the rest of the idiot parade to think of something witty to respond to that. Don't stay up too late for your pathetic one-liners.
it's very ironic that you quetion his life when you yourself wrote a 3 paragraph responce to his short remark. I'm positive you take criticism well.
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went something like this last thursday night.my friend won a pot with A 3 of cubs for the nut flush.him " yes! i only wish i had the nut flush (like it would matter anyway)me"but you did have the nut flush"him"no you idiot Ak of clubs would be the nuts! (to everyone else) can you believe this guy?"rest of table"~nods in agreement~my friend is a type of poker god to them

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I got moved to a new table in a MTT (low buy-in) and heard a guy say this:"ya well i realized my problem. i kept folding hands that later woulda won and knew i was playing too passive. I should call a lot more."

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CO limpsBB checkflop is some rags lik J72BB checks, CO min-bets, BB foldedCO showed K9(it was probably the best hand)CO-"owned!"after that, I raised CO every time he min raised, lol

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Not to defend Cobalt's stories, but y'all are being somewhat harsh on the fellow. Aside from that, I'm of the opinion that Cobalt could probably play rings around many of you. Just sayin'.

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1. but y'all are being somewhat harsh on the fellow. 2. Aside from that, I'm of the opinion that Cobalt could probably play rings around many of you. Just sayin'.
1. yes. He makes an easy target. Probably 16-20 yrs old2. no.:club:
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