timwakefield 68 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 13 player tounrey6 left, 13000 in play (each started with 1k)Me-2900Button-1200SB(donk)-3100blinds 30/60 (10 ante)Folds to button who raises to 200, SB raises to 800, I move allin with KKbutton hesitates, foldsSB, without thinking says"Im not gonna make the same mistake Tiffany WIlliamson did, I call"and turns over KJsMy hand holdsdonk-"sucks when youre pot committed with such a great hand"Perhaps I'm mistaken, but as I recall (if we're talking about the same hand) Tiffany Williamson took forever to decide whether to call all her chips with KJ, eventually ended up folding, and her opponent had AA. Am I correct? Because her only "mistake" during that hand was even considering a call. Your opponent must have meant, "I'm not gonna make the same mistake Tiffany Williamson almost did, I fold," but he got a little mixed up. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Let me just say that this guy is the dumbest man in the entire world. Single table SNG, blinds 100/200. I have been playing tight, and just tripled up a baby stack with AA.I am in SB with AJ offsuit....I have 1360 chips, jeffsclimax2 is BB with 3890 chips. One limper, I go all-in, jeffsclimax2 calls, limper folds. He shows KT offsuit and I win. Now his play wasn't totally terrible, but still quite bad IMO, especially with limper still to act behind him.TimWakefield said, "yay"TimWakefield said, "what a ****in call"TimWakefield said, "KT, did you think that was good?"jeffsclimax2 said, "hey tim where you insinuating i made a bad fing call"TimWakefield said, "yes"TimWakefield said, "actually no"TimWakefield said, "i wasn't insinuating"TimWakefield said, "i was stating it"TimWakefield said, "you made a bad call"jeffsclimax2 said, "you got lucky i had just as good a shot as you moron"TimWakefield said, "are you retarted"TimWakefield said, "AJ vs KT"jeffsclimax2 said, "no you are"TimWakefield said, "AJ is ahead no doubt"TimWakefield said, "you must be kidding"jeffsclimax2 said, "i didnt say you made a bad call i said i wasnt wrong to call and i will burn you just as many times as you me with that"TimWakefield said, "ok so you're saying AJ vs KT is 50/50?"jeffsclimax2 said, "it can be"TimWakefield said, "well you're entirely mistaken, so just stop embarrasing yourself"jeffsclimax2 said, "i bet king comes as often as an ace"TimWakefield said, "ok this isn't poker school"jeffsclimax2 said, " i win many hands with kings and prefer a king"TimWakefield said, "seriously, you're embarrasing yourself"jeffsclimax2 said, "aces have burned me more often"TimWakefield said, "Ace high is stronger than K high no matter what for ever and ever and ever"TimWakefield said, "will somebody back me up here, this is ridiculous"jeffsclimax2 said, "i think my chances of catching the king was just as good"TimWakefield said, "yes jeff there are 3 kings left and 3 aces left"TimWakefield said, "but if we both pair, i win"jeffsclimax2 said, "ya but chances of both paring are doubtful"TimWakefield said, "AND i had a better kicker"Ever hear of "don't tap the fishtank"? Oh wait, didn't mean to disturb you there. Link to post Share on other sites
NOFX_PUNK 0 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 funny hand friday...id be playing stupid in a 1/2 NLHE game raising with 7-3 playing blind...trying to get a table image of a loose/crazy player...was at a real tight table...lady UTG raises to 12 loose player calls i go over the top for 215$ with aces hoping they will think im just buying there 24 dollars...lady things about it calls with 99 other guy folds...flop comes 9 9 X...after the hand she tells me she knew i had aces and knew that none of the other 9 players folded a 9...I have to say, criticise this lady all you want, but it sounds like she knows her stuff!sw Link to post Share on other sites
offset 0 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Let me just say that this guy is the dumbest man in the entire world. Single table SNG, blinds 100/200. I have been playing tight, and just tripled up a baby stack with AA.I am in SB with AJ offsuit....I have 1360 chips, jeffsclimax2 is BB with 3890 chips. One limper, I go all-in, jeffsclimax2 calls, limper folds. He shows KT offsuit and I win. Now his play wasn't totally terrible, but still quite bad IMO, especially with limper still to act behind him.TimWakefield said, "yay"TimWakefield said, "what a ****in call"TimWakefield said, "KT, did you think that was good?"jeffsclimax2 said, "hey tim where you insinuating i made a bad fing call"TimWakefield said, "yes"TimWakefield said, "actually no"TimWakefield said, "i wasn't insinuating"TimWakefield said, "i was stating it"TimWakefield said, "you made a bad call"jeffsclimax2 said, "you got lucky i had just as good a shot as you moron"TimWakefield said, "are you retarted"TimWakefield said, "AJ vs KT"jeffsclimax2 said, "no you are"TimWakefield said, "AJ is ahead no doubt"TimWakefield said, "you must be kidding"jeffsclimax2 said, "i didnt say you made a bad call i said i wasnt wrong to call and i will burn you just as many times as you me with that"TimWakefield said, "ok so you're saying AJ vs KT is 50/50?"jeffsclimax2 said, "it can be"TimWakefield said, "well you're entirely mistaken, so just stop embarrasing yourself"jeffsclimax2 said, "i bet king comes as often as an ace"TimWakefield said, "ok this isn't poker school"jeffsclimax2 said, " i win many hands with kings and prefer a king"TimWakefield said, "seriously, you're embarrasing yourself"jeffsclimax2 said, "aces have burned me more often"TimWakefield said, "Ace high is stronger than K high no matter what for ever and ever and ever"TimWakefield said, "will somebody back me up here, this is ridiculous"jeffsclimax2 said, "i think my chances of catching the king was just as good"TimWakefield said, "yes jeff there are 3 kings left and 3 aces left"TimWakefield said, "but if we both pair, i win"jeffsclimax2 said, "ya but chances of both paring are doubtful"TimWakefield said, "AND i had a better kicker"If someone offered you even money that he would roll a six using a normal dice, then after a few rolls claimed that the odds of rolling a six are the same as rolling either a one, two, three, four, or five would you attempt to prove him wrong? Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Let me just say that this guy is the dumbest man in the entire world. Single table SNG, blinds 100/200. I have been playing tight, and just tripled up a baby stack with AA.I am in SB with AJ offsuit....I have 1360 chips, jeffsclimax2 is BB with 3890 chips. One limper, I go all-in, jeffsclimax2 calls, limper folds. He shows KT offsuit and I win. Now his play wasn't totally terrible, but still quite bad IMO, especially with limper still to act behind him.TimWakefield said, "yay"TimWakefield said, "what a ****in call"TimWakefield said, "KT, did you think that was good?"jeffsclimax2 said, "hey tim where you insinuating i made a bad fing call"TimWakefield said, "yes"TimWakefield said, "actually no"TimWakefield said, "i wasn't insinuating"TimWakefield said, "i was stating it"TimWakefield said, "you made a bad call"jeffsclimax2 said, "you got lucky i had just as good a shot as you moron"TimWakefield said, "are you retarted"TimWakefield said, "AJ vs KT"jeffsclimax2 said, "no you are"TimWakefield said, "AJ is ahead no doubt"TimWakefield said, "you must be kidding"jeffsclimax2 said, "i didnt say you made a bad call i said i wasnt wrong to call and i will burn you just as many times as you me with that"TimWakefield said, "ok so you're saying AJ vs KT is 50/50?"jeffsclimax2 said, "it can be"TimWakefield said, "well you're entirely mistaken, so just stop embarrasing yourself"jeffsclimax2 said, "i bet king comes as often as an ace"TimWakefield said, "ok this isn't poker school"jeffsclimax2 said, " i win many hands with kings and prefer a king"TimWakefield said, "seriously, you're embarrasing yourself"jeffsclimax2 said, "aces have burned me more often"TimWakefield said, "Ace high is stronger than K high no matter what for ever and ever and ever"TimWakefield said, "will somebody back me up here, this is ridiculous"jeffsclimax2 said, "i think my chances of catching the king was just as good"TimWakefield said, "yes jeff there are 3 kings left and 3 aces left"TimWakefield said, "but if we both pair, i win"jeffsclimax2 said, "ya but chances of both paring are doubtful"TimWakefield said, "AND i had a better kicker"If someone offered you even money that he would roll a six using a normal dice, then after a few rolls claimed that the odds of rolling a six are the same as rolling either a one, two, three, four, or five would you attempt to prove him wrong?Um, no...but Ace is better than King. I don't really understand your point.If an neither A or K pairs, A wins, and even if K pairs, A may win. Again, what's your point? Link to post Share on other sites
Abbaddabba 0 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 I think what he's trying to say is that you need to shut the fu.ck up. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 I think what he's trying to say is that you need to shut the fu.ck up.yo mama Link to post Share on other sites
NevRTilt 0 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 "I thought queen high was good"this is after i put the guy all in(left him one chip, close enough) with a pair of jacks only to lose to a queen[QJ] at the river. Link to post Share on other sites
offset 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Let me just say that this guy is the dumbest man in the entire world. Single table SNG, blinds 100/200. I have been playing tight, and just tripled up a baby stack with AA.I am in SB with AJ offsuit....I have 1360 chips, jeffsclimax2 is BB with 3890 chips. One limper, I go all-in, jeffsclimax2 calls, limper folds. He shows KT offsuit and I win. Now his play wasn't totally terrible, but still quite bad IMO, especially with limper still to act behind him.TimWakefield said, "yay"TimWakefield said, "what a ****in call"TimWakefield said, "KT, did you think that was good?"jeffsclimax2 said, "hey tim where you insinuating i made a bad fing call"TimWakefield said, "yes"TimWakefield said, "actually no"TimWakefield said, "i wasn't insinuating"TimWakefield said, "i was stating it"TimWakefield said, "you made a bad call"jeffsclimax2 said, "you got lucky i had just as good a shot as you moron"TimWakefield said, "are you retarted"TimWakefield said, "AJ vs KT"jeffsclimax2 said, "no you are"TimWakefield said, "AJ is ahead no doubt"TimWakefield said, "you must be kidding"jeffsclimax2 said, "i didnt say you made a bad call i said i wasnt wrong to call and i will burn you just as many times as you me with that"TimWakefield said, "ok so you're saying AJ vs KT is 50/50?"jeffsclimax2 said, "it can be"TimWakefield said, "well you're entirely mistaken, so just stop embarrasing yourself"jeffsclimax2 said, "i bet king comes as often as an ace"TimWakefield said, "ok this isn't poker school"jeffsclimax2 said, " i win many hands with kings and prefer a king"TimWakefield said, "seriously, you're embarrasing yourself"jeffsclimax2 said, "aces have burned me more often"TimWakefield said, "Ace high is stronger than K high no matter what for ever and ever and ever"TimWakefield said, "will somebody back me up here, this is ridiculous"jeffsclimax2 said, "i think my chances of catching the king was just as good"TimWakefield said, "yes jeff there are 3 kings left and 3 aces left"TimWakefield said, "but if we both pair, i win"jeffsclimax2 said, "ya but chances of both paring are doubtful"TimWakefield said, "AND i had a better kicker"If someone offered you even money that he would roll a six using a normal dice, then after a few rolls claimed that the odds of rolling a six are the same as rolling either a one, two, three, four, or five would you attempt to prove him wrong?Um, no...but Ace is better than King. I don't really understand your point.If an neither A or K pairs, A wins, and even if K pairs, A may win. Again, what's your point?:roll: I'm beginning to believe this guy was the one with the K10. Link to post Share on other sites
Fubar The Sperm 1 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Playing short handed omaha. Flop come 668, Its bet by SB 2 bet by UTG, 3 bet by button, SB fold, UTG calls. Turn an 4 and it gets capped which puts UTG all in. UTG hit a staright with the 4 on the turn while button hit a full house with the 4.Before leaving the table, UTG says "Nice fucking catch." Last I checked he was behind the entire hand. Link to post Share on other sites
CodyHartman 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 I love this thread. Anytime I am down about the cards I pull this up for a laugh and pull out my fishing rod again. Link to post Share on other sites
pocket_change 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Played with my co-workers last night, $20 buy-in.. pot was about $200.Case 1:I have AA, raise 5x blind pre-flop. One callerFlop As4s10dI go all-in. Guy calls and flips over K-3. After he loses he says "I had pocket King-three suited yo!"Case 2:Huge pot, Qc, Ac, 6c, x, 7c on the board after the river. Chick checksGuy bets Chick raisesGuy goes all-inChick calls Guy shows Kc for nut flushChick shows 3c, QdAnd thinks she should have won because she had the flush along with a pair of queens. This female was getting so lucky last night. She had JJ and floped a J with two hears on the flop and checked it ALL THE WAY DOWN. Disgusting Link to post Share on other sites
pocket_change 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Played with my co-workers last night, $20 buy-in.. pot was about $200.Case 1:I have AA, raise 5x blind pre-flop. One callerFlop As4s10dI go all-in. Guy calls and flips over K-3. After he loses he says "I had pocket King-three suited yo!"Case 2:Huge pot, Qc, Ac, 6c, x, 7c on the board after the river. Chick checksGuy bets Chick raisesGuy goes all-inChick calls Guy shows Kc for nut flushChick shows 3c, QdAnd thinks she should have won because she had the flush along with a pair of queens. This female was getting so lucky last night. She had JJ and floped a J with two hears on the flop and checked it ALL THE WAY DOWN. DisgustingFunny thing is I lost (more out of boredom and disbelief) when I went all-in with QQ and some guy called me with A-6 off... tried to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have the ability to play in the game I was playing in because there were some players that I just could not read at all (for example checking all the way down with JJJ), which made it really hard for me to play, especially when they never fold to a bluff and I didn't catch any strong hands outside of QQ and 77. She didn't really understand how can I lose to my co-workers if I can win against players at the casino for 10x the money. Fun game though, just couldn't believe what I was seeing/hearing. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Played with my co-workers last night, $20 buy-in.. pot was about $200.Case 1:I have AA, raise 5x blind pre-flop. Â One callerFlop As4s10dI go all-in. Guy calls and flips over K-3. Â After he loses he says "I had pocket King-three suited yo!"All in on that flop? Do you really fear the flush draw or gutshot straight that much? Link to post Share on other sites
pocket_change 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Not really... My stack was not great... Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Playing short handed omaha. Flop come 668, Its bet by SB 2 bet by UTG, 3 bet by button, SB fold, UTG calls. Turn an 4 and it gets capped which puts UTG all in. UTG hit a staright with the 4 on the turn while button hit a full house with the 4.Before leaving the table, UTG says "Nice fucking catch." Last I checked he was behind the entire hand.Could you at least post the hands? Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Played with my co-workers last night, $20 buy-in.. pot was about $200.Case 1:I have AA, raise 5x blind pre-flop. One callerFlop As4s10dI go all-in. Guy calls and flips over K-3. After he loses he says "I had pocket King-three suited yo!"All in on that flop? Do you really fear the flush draw or gutshot straight that much?He had the Krablar, give him a break. Link to post Share on other sites
pocket_change 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 That's true, it just killed me when he said "POCKET king three suited" like it was a pair or some kind of killer starting hand. Link to post Share on other sites
Fubar The Sperm 1 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Playing short handed omaha. Flop come 668, Its bet by SB 2 bet by UTG, 3 bet by button, SB fold, UTG calls. Turn an 4 and it gets capped which puts UTG all in. UTG hit a staright with the 4 on the turn while button hit a full house with the 4.Before leaving the table, UTG says "Nice fucking catch." Last I checked he was behind the entire hand.Could you at least post the hands?I can't remember all 4 cards but the 2 used from each hand were:Guy with straight had 57xx and had no other draw on the flopGuy with full house had 64xx. Link to post Share on other sites
cubsfan44 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 I go all in with KK for roughly ten times the BB. SB calls and turns over 8D9D and tells me and I quote "I had to call I have a straight flush draw". Flop comes KS7DJD turn blank river 10D. Looks at me with a straight face and says "see no way I could lay it down." Gotta love poker sometimes. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Some dumb kid i know calls me up wants to know if I wanna chillLuckily for me, a have an excuse.....and its a real one this time, I tell him im playing in a home game over at a co-workers"You always have to do something, I dont beleive you, im gonna follow you, hell Ill even play in the stupid thing, poker is easy anyway and Im real good"remember thatI sit....waiting for him to show as soon as I see his car I start driving to the game, he follows me, I get thereMy friend is already pissed because the 50 dollar buy in was for "rich pros"4th hand I get dealt AA, raise 4xBB only my friend callsflop is A49 with 2 hearts, I make a pot sized bet he callsturn K, again I make it pot sized he callsriver 2, I make a pot sized bet again he calls, I show my AA he shows 32s(not in hearts)"nice call""what I had a straight possible, im not folding that, any good player wouldnt""you didnt have good pot odds""yeah I did, If i hit my str8 the other 40 percent of the time.....".....im not sure where he got 40 from"....then I woulda won the pot""Ok, got it, youve never heard of pot odds" Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 you never cease to amaze me Eddie, we can always count on you for good fish stories. Link to post Share on other sites
offset 0 Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Don't tap the glass. Link to post Share on other sites
Coop3369 0 Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 "I like when there are about 6 at a table so you don't need a full house to win" Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Hello my name is 76clubs and I am the best ever.I played horrible tonite. Link to post Share on other sites
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