Dirtydutch 8 Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 “Hi, my name is Brad, but you can call me Diesel, because of the way I play; high octane” Someone really said this, and I can't get over it. Anyone who thinks that someone is going to call them that is delusional. I’m Tan, but most people call me Scorpion6, because I sting with the deadly venom of 6 scorpions. Link to post Share on other sites
Ramocita 0 Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Of course it is.Name one hand that beats AA there...Just like i thought. You cant.How about Pocket Jacks.. ends up with tripsHow about Pocket Tens.. ends up with tripsHow about Pocket Threes.. ends up with trips.How about Pocket Fours.. ends up with trips.Or Jack Ten... for two pairThat is Five hands that beats AA. Am I missing something that AA is the nuts? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 bump:lol: Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 "Wait a minute, what happened to my straight?"Somebody said this in a home game the other night after misreading his hand. Twice. Link to post Share on other sites
jooka 0 Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 ragdoll Link to post Share on other sites
Risingers 0 Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 Ok, heres the best one I heard:In a home game, down to 8 out of 14 or 15. I have AKs. I raise 4xbb. 2 callers.Flop AK4. I bet about half the pot. 1 caller.Turn 2. I bet again, about half the pot. he calls again.River 5. I bet all in. He calls. Shows 3J.I said What were you doing in there????????He says "I flopped 2 straight draws!"I sit in silence. Throw up. Then leave. Link to post Share on other sites
drumbum1973 0 Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 Hi my name is Dreamclown..........peace Link to post Share on other sites
Smiddywap 0 Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 Ok, here's one from a hand I wasn't in.Tonight at a .5/1 lhe table we had a bit of a table coach. Whining about river rats, all that.Anyway, Coach limps in early position. Random guy raises around mid position. Folded around, Coach calls.Flop comes 5-10-10. Coach checks, guy bets, Coach calls.Turn is a Jack. Same deal, check, bet, call.I forget the river, you should too, it was totally insignificant. They checked it down.Random dude who was leading the betting wins with two pair, tens and fives. Coach mucks and pipes up in chat about how the guy was dumb to be in the hand.I check the hand history. Coach mucked 79 offsuit, no looks at a flush. Picked up a gutshot straight draw on the turn, otherwise just had nine high plus the tens on the board.So I call him out on it.SmiddyFCP: (name), the way you called down that hand with nine high and then a gutshot straight draw made me feel special. Thanks.Coach: whatCoach: feel special u moronAnd then Coach left. Link to post Share on other sites
Fluffdog87 2 Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 Ok, here's one from a hand I wasn't in.Tonight at a .5/1 lhe table we had a bit of a table coach. Whining about river rats, all that.Anyway, Coach limps in early position. Random guy raises around mid position. Folded around, Coach calls.Flop comes 5-10-10. Coach checks, guy bets, Coach calls.Turn is a Jack. Same deal, check, bet, call.I forget the river, you should too, it was totally insignificant. They checked it down.Random dude who was leading the betting wins with two pair, tens and fives. Coach mucks and pipes up in chat about how the guy was dumb to be in the hand.I check the hand history. Coach mucked 79 offsuit, no looks at a flush. Picked up a gutshot straight draw on the turn, otherwise just had nine high plus the tens on the board.So I call him out on it.SmiddyFCP: (name), the way you called down that hand with nine high and then a gutshot straight draw made me feel special. Thanks.Coach: whatCoach: feel special u moronAnd then Coach left. u chased away the fish.Daniel says to make them happy, not rip on them. lolI have been successful lately at making the fishes feel good when the flop is 8 5 2 i go all in with QQ.they call with A JRUNNER RUNNER FLUSHNICE CALL!I KNEW YOUD WIN THERE GREAT CALL.FISH-TYVM, I KNEW TOO. GG Link to post Share on other sites
Smiddywap 0 Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 u chased away the fish.Daniel says to make them happy, not rip on them. lolNecessary part of the job. Though he clearly wasn't doing much better, he was teaching the other fish not to depend on the river. Throw out one bad apple to save the barrel. Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedKills 0 Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 IM THE BEST Link to post Share on other sites
gerund 0 Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 Show me $70K and I'll play you. Link to post Share on other sites
matthew r 0 Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 him: i have been playing a yearme: wow youre really good for having only been playing a yearhim (after a delay): i cant tell if youre being sarcastic or notabout 5 minutes later i bust him when he commits with a heart draw on the turn on a paired board headsup Link to post Share on other sites
gerund 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 This thread will not die.BUMP Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 This thread will not die.BUMPnono it wont Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 "Someone give me 100k so I can play dreamclown. Seriously, he is so transparent I know I could bust him. I have him figured out." Link to post Share on other sites
piggydog 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 you rag doll Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 "Hi, my name is Danny Nguyen." Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 this dude comes into a SnG talking trash, he says"Im the best player here cause I have more heart than any of you, thats all you need"....his "heart" got himself eliminated when he called all the way down with bottom pair Link to post Share on other sites
KingAustin 0 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 "Someone give me 100k so I can play dreamclown. Seriously, he is so transparent I know I could bust him. I have him figured out."He was transparent the other night. He did play much better last night, though. Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Yo Bill Fillmaff will play any man,In any game, that he can,So bring your wad of virtual cash,And Bill Fillmaff will kick your ass.I'm the best there is, I've got the most skill,In Holdem Omaha stud or three card inner city razz hilo hi declare with a quarter kill.Bill Fillmaff..... Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Yo Bill Fillmaff will play any man,In any game, that he can,So bring your wad of virtual cash,And Bill Fillmaff will kick your ass.I'm the best there is, I've got the most skill,In Holdem Omaha stud or three card inner city razz hilo hi declare with a quarter kill.Bill Fillmaff.........great....im in the middle of a 45 hr, +82 million session, and you have to make me call my sniper.....******* Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Yo Bill Fillmaff will play any man,In any game, that he can,So bring your wad of virtual cash,And Bill Fillmaff will kick your ass.I'm the best there is, I've got the most skill,In Holdem Omaha stud or three card inner city razz hilo hi declare with a quarter kill.Bill Fillmaff.........great....im in the middle of a 45 hr, +82 million session, and you have to make me call my sniper.....censoredFor the last time, are you really Bill Fillmaff? I make fun of him, but that guy is my hero. Any proof would be appreciated. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Yo Bill Fillmaff will play any man,In any game, that he can,So bring your wad of virtual cash,And Bill Fillmaff will kick your ass.I'm the best there is, I've got the most skill,In Holdem Omaha stud or three card inner city razz hilo hi declare with a quarter kill.Bill Fillmaff.........great....im in the middle of a 45 hr, +82 million session, and you have to make me call my sniper.....censoredFor the last time, are you really Bill Fillmaff? I make fun of him, but that guy is my hero. Any proof would be appreciated.yes, the SN is just a cover-uphowever I decided to let FCP know a couple of months ago that I was indeed Bill FIllmaff Link to post Share on other sites
KingAustin 0 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Yo Bill Fillmaff will play any man,In any game, that he can,So bring your wad of virtual cash,And Bill Fillmaff will kick your ass.I'm the best there is, I've got the most skill,In Holdem Omaha stud or three card inner city razz hilo hi declare with a quarter kill.Bill Fillmaff.........great....im in the middle of a 45 hr, +82 million session, and you have to make me call my sniper.....censoredFor the last time, are you really Bill Fillmaff? I make fun of him, but that guy is my hero. Any proof would be appreciated.yes, the SN is just a cover-uphowever I decided to let FCP know a couple of months ago that I was indeed Bill FIllmafflmao, give it up kid. Link to post Share on other sites
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