you know you're playing a fish when he says...

[Guest XXEddie]

I am going on a hunger strike untill they sticky this threadstarting.....*munch munch*right....*munch munch*now.......

[FishtankHank 0]

Here's a good one, I was on the casino boat playing 5/10 limit hold'em. I flop the nut flush draw and I hit on the turn. This older apparently rich lady is the only one left in the pot with me on the river and she bets, I raise, she reraises, I reraise, and she again reraises me. At this point I look at the community to make sure I do indeed have the nuts. No straight flush or boat possibilities so I ask the dealer "We can keep raising until one of us has no chips right? Because we're heads up?" (Huge Tell?) Anyway he says "yea." and so I raise, and she reraises and we continue to do this until have I no more chips. She turns over 10 high and says I thought I could bluff you out of it. I just thanked her for giving me 150+ dollars.

[kers2 0]

Here's a good one, I was on the casino boat playing 5/10 limit hold'em.  I flop the nut flush draw and I hit on the turn.  This older apparently rich lady is the only one left in the pot with me on the river and she bets, I raise, she reraises, I reraise, and she again reraises me.  At this point I look at the community to make sure I do indeed have the nuts.  No straight flush or boat possibilities so I ask the dealer "We can keep raising until one of us has no chips right? Because we're heads up?"  (Huge Tell?)  Anyway he says "yea." and so I raise, and she reraises and we continue to do this until have I no more chips.   She turns over 10 high and says I thought I could bluff you out of it.  I just thanked her for giving me 150+ dollars.

Nooooooooooo wayI call BS on that one. If its true she is the absoulute stupidest player on the face of the earth and you should get her number and invite her to every game you ever play in.

[FishtankHank 0]

No BS man... I think she was just a very rich lady looking to have some fun gambling. That boat is a goldmine.

[Guest XXEddie]

in an MTT after about 10 minutes, which ive folded everything.fish-Hey moron, you know youre allowed to play a hand, right?note; this guy has limped/called PF everytime and is down to like 6xBBme-yeah, but I dont play crappy hands like youFish-then whats the point of playing??--------------------------------earlier todaySnGI have about 1200Fish 400UTG raises to 100 I re-raise to 350 with KK, fish calls, UTg foldsflop is AQ2, Fish goes allin for 50, I callFish has A3, turn is a KFish-"GOD! I hate when stupid people playing like shit get lucky"

[FishtankHank 0]

in an MTT after about 10 minutes, which ive folded everything.fish-Hey moron, you know youre allowed to play a hand, right?note; this guy has limped/called PF everytime and is down to like 6xBBme-yeah, but I dont play crappy hands like youFish-then whats the point of playing??--------------------------------Pretty good one, but I have to admit that when playing like a 10-30 dollar sng it's usually good to limp in and try to hit flops against the fishies, because if you hit a huge hand they will most likely pay you off big. I'm not sure if that strategy is wise in a MTT because I don't play many MTT, but I'm just a saying.

[Fluffdog87 2]

in an MTT after about 10 minutes' date=' which ive folded everything.fish-Hey moron' date=' you know youre allowed to play a hand, right?note; this guy has limped/called PF everytime and is down to like 6xBBme-yeah, but I dont play crappy hands like youFish-then whats the point of playing??--------------------------------Pretty good one, but I have to admit that when playing like a 10-30 dollar sng it's usually good to limp in and try to hit flops against the fishies, because if you hit a huge hand they will most likely pay you off big. I'm not sure if that strategy is wise in a MTT because I don't play many MTT, but I'm just a saying.[/quote'']lol, lol, ahahah, lol.

[Guest XXEddie]

in an MTT after about 10 minutes' date=' which ive folded everything.fish-Hey moron' date=' you know youre allowed to play a hand, right?note; this guy has limped/called PF everytime and is down to like 6xBBme-yeah, but I dont play crappy hands like youFish-then whats the point of playing??--------------------------------Pretty good one, but I have to admit that when playing like a 10-30 dollar sng it's usually good to limp in and try to hit flops against the fishies, because if you hit a huge hand they will most likely pay you off big. I'm not sure if that strategy is wise in a MTT because I don't play many MTT, but I'm just a saying.[/quote''].....OR....you can wait for good hands in which point you wont necessarily(sp.....its wrong) HAVE to hit the flop and itll save you a lot more money.

[VegasBone 0]

Here's a good one, I was on the casino boat playing 5/10 limit hold'em. I flop the nut flush draw and I hit on the turn. This older apparently rich lady is the only one left in the pot with me on the river and she bets, I raise, she reraises, I reraise, and she again reraises me. At this point I look at the community to make sure I do indeed have the nuts. No straight flush or boat possibilities so I ask the dealer "We can keep raising until one of us has no chips right? Because we're heads up?" (Huge Tell?) Anyway he says "yea." and so I raise, and she reraises and we continue to do this until have I no more chips. She turns over 10 high and says I thought I could bluff you out of it. I just thanked her for giving me 150+ dollars.

Nooooooooooo wayI call BS on that one. If its true she is the absoulute stupidest player on the face of the earth and you should get her number and invite her to every game you ever play in.

I actually had a very similar thing happen to me at the MGM Grand when I first started playing. It was at a 2/4 LHE table....and I flopped quads...me and this old woman went heads up at the end.No cap on the raising heads up in the final round of betting....she had like a 10 high straight....she didn't even think of the possibility of someone having quads, a full house...and I think there were even 3 suited cards on the board (no possibility of a straight flush), so even a flush.I even told her by the 10th or 11th re raise that I had quads and she can't win....I actually felt kind of guilty taking this poor womans money....but she kept reraising. I then came to the realization that she deserved it for being so dumb. I think I took her alone for a total of around $200.

[mrdannyg 274]

i would call shenanigans on that 10-high, but i saw a hand at a 5/10 casino game, where 17 raises went in on the turn on a board of J-10-3-4 with two spades. the river goes check-check.one guy shows AA (nuts!) and the other shows As, 2s and says he thought he had a flush.

[nell789 0]

i would call shenanigans on that 10-high, but i saw a hand at a 5/10 casino game, where 17 raises went in on the turn on a board of J-10-3-4 with two spades. the river goes check-check.one guy shows AA (nuts!) and the other shows As, 2s and says he thought he had a flush.

perhaps i'm missing something, how is AA the nuts here??

[Abbaddabba 0]

Of course it is.Name one hand that beats AA there...Just like i thought. You cant.

[bascomeb 0]

i would call shenanigans on that 10-high, but i saw a hand at a 5/10 casino game, where 17 raises went in on the turn on a board of J-10-3-4 with two spades. the river goes check-check.one guy shows AA (nuts!) and the other shows As, 2s and says he thought he had a flush.

perhaps i'm missing something, how is AA the nuts here??

its a joke nim wit

[TWW909 0]

Just a few minutes ago, playing 5 handed 1/2 at FCP. UTG I raise with 3 3 both blinds call. Flop comes 7 7 7, both players check, I bet, both call. Turn comes the case 7 for board quads. SB bets, BB calls, I fold. River comes an Ace, it goes check check. SB shows A 2 for the nuts on the turn, BB shows 8c 10c and we have this exchange:BB: "Why bet when there are 4 on the board, we all share"Me: "On the turn?"BB: "Yes"Me: "Because you couldn't win, and had 3 outs for half." BB: "No we all share." At this point I recognize it is futile and give up the fight. I finish a 30 minute session +32 thank you fish.

[hexag1 0]

Here's a good one, I was on the casino boat playing 5/10 limit hold'em. I flop the nut flush draw and I hit on the turn. This older apparently rich lady is the only one left in the pot with me on the river and she bets, I raise, she reraises, I reraise, and she again reraises me. At this point I look at the community to make sure I do indeed have the nuts. No straight flush or boat possibilities so I ask the dealer "We can keep raising until one of us has no chips right? Because we're heads up?" (Huge Tell?) Anyway he says "yea." and so I raise, and she reraises and we continue to do this until have I no more chips. She turns over 10 high and says I thought I could bluff you out of it. I just thanked her for giving me 150+ dollars.

totally. im playing 8 handed limit home game $2/4folded to me in cutoff i rase KQ sootedevery1 folds to BB who calls.flop K x xhe checks. i bet. he calls.turn K, completeing rainbowhe checks. i bet. he calls.river Q. giving me the nuts full househe bets. i raise. he re-raises. i re-rase.he re-raises. i re-rase.he re-raises. i re-rase.he re-raises. i re-rase.he re-raises. i re-rase.he re-raises. i re-rase.he re-raises. i re-rase. he calls for his last chip. shows AK and is stunned: "awwwww maaaaaannn..." :shock: :shock:

[Ricky 0]

I'm playing in a local live MTT; I have A-10, get in cheap, and flop comes A-X-X with two diamonds. I bet half the pot, all fold save for one caller. Turn brings another blank; I go all in; the guy starts yapping at me about "how you gonna out me all in with nothing but a draw, what, you got a draW? you gonna out me all in with that," etc, etc . . . Finally, after much commiserating with his buddy, he pushes all in, showing me Jd-6d, no pair. The river brings no help, and he's out, throws his cards at the dealer, storms off. . .but as he's leaving, the guy next to me starts laughing. Not me, I'm just stacking chips. He storms back and starts screaming "YOU WOULDN'T BE LAUGHING IF I MADE MY FLUSH!" I say "sir, I'm not laughing." and he keeps ranting about how he'd be the one laughing if he made his diamond . . . ugh. I wish I had laughed.

[Rowejob 0]

I always love it when someone pushes all in for like 50bb into an unraised pot, and a guy after him says "I have to call for the size of the pot"sweet math.thats probably already been posted, but I can't read.

I don't blame you this thread is 33 pages long

[alf13 0]

Will this fukin thread die already?It is just a bad beat whine fest.Now...I love bad beat whining stories...but in moderation....this is insane....this thread won't god damn die! DIE ALREADY!

[Demiparadigm 0]

Will this fukin thread die already?It is just a bad beat whine fest.Now...I love bad beat whining stories...but in moderation....this is insane....this thread won't god damn die! DIE ALREADY!

bump. :roll:

[DeadlySkillz 0]

I am going on a hunger strike untill they sticky this threadstarting.....*munch munch*right....*munch munch*now.......

This is the only thread Eddie contributes to... you guys better do what he says.

[bascomeb 0]

Will this fukin thread die already?It is just a bad beat whine fest.Now...I love bad beat whining stories...but in moderation....this is insane....this thread won't god damn die! DIE ALREADY!

i'd chew up on you but your poker chip set is just too damn good

[Guest XXEddie]

I am going on a hunger strike untill they sticky this threadstarting.....*munch munch*right....*munch munch*now.......

This is the only thread Eddie contributes to... you guys better do what he says.

you people are finally getting it

[ScottK2001 0]

So I decided to try a satellite in Vegas at the Wynn for their $540 buy-in tournament. Of the first ten hands, the same elderly man went all-in about 3 or 4 times, not getting any callers. I was then in the Big Blind with 99 when he went all-in from middle position. I decided to make the call, and he shows A-7 offsuit. Flop comes K-7-7, and two blanks later I'm eliminated. Someone asked him how he could push with that hand. He simply responded: "I had ace."

[Guest XXEddie]

blinds 10/20UTG raises to 60UTG+1 raises to 260(allin)folds to me, I think for a bit and move allin for 780 with JJfolds to UTG who immediate calls(he started with about 900)both UTG and UTG+1 turn over AT, my JJ holdsme-"Thanks for the charity chips donk, lol"fish-"you wouldnt be laughing if I hit my four outer

[Guest XXEddie]

not excatly a fish story.....but you gotta be pretty dumb to pull this off6 people limpBB raises the minimum....annoys me