you know you're playing a fish when he says...

[runawayjim19 0]

2 table SNG on Pokerroom....Early in 2nd round, some players are already short stacked. Blinds at $15-$30. I'm in early position with QQ. UTG player limps in and I raise it up to $120 a short stack moves all in for about $250, folded back to the UTG player who calls. I move all in for $1500 or so. He immediately calls for $1300 with 66, the short stack has 99. Flop comes with a 6 and I'm down to $200.I say something like "you called all of your chips with 66?"Hey says "you shouldn't have let me limp in" WTF?

[runawayjim19 0]

2 table SNG on Pokerroom....Early in 2nd round, some players are already short stacked. Blinds at $15-$30. I'm in early position with QQ. UTG player limps in and I raise it up to $120 a short stack moves all in for about $250, folded back to the UTG player who calls. I move all in for $1500 or so. He immediately calls for $1300 with 66, the short stack has 99. Flop comes with a 6 and I'm down to $200.I say something like "you called all of your chips with 66?"Hey says "you shouldn't have let me limp in" WTF?

[runawayjim19 0]

2 table SNG on Pokerroom....Early in 2nd round, some players are already short stacked. Blinds at $15-$30. I'm in early position with QQ. UTG player limps in and I raise it up to $150 a short stack moves all in for about $250, folded back to the UTG player who calls. I move all in for $1500 or so. He immediately calls for $1300 with 66, the short stack has 99. Flop comes with a 6 and I'm down to $200.I say something like "you called all of your chips with 66?"Hey says "you shouldn't have let me limp in" WTF?

[guinevar 0]

Hey Eddie, whats the worst starting hand in holdem?

72oyour point

Because according to your theory, 72o would be a better hand than 23o.72o is to 230 as A2o is to KJs.See it?

Props.

[kelda 0]

At a local bar 1/2 cash game. Mr. super aggresive raises to 10, me last to act calls . Flop A95 he bets 10 I reraise to 3o he goes all-in , I call. He turns over A Q off, I show A 9 top 2. He gets runner runner to a flush draw. Oh well it happens I say nice hand and nice suckout. He says" suckout? you don't even know what your talking about you f-ing moron. A suckout is where I get you to put all of your money in pre-flop and I have a way better hand." I swear I nearly pissed my pants Got to go have to go back there in 20 min. I hope he is there!!!

[Nutcracker 0]

Last night in a homegame, I have QQ on the button, a 3xbb raise and call in front of me, so I pop it to about 15xbb, sb goes all in (about 120bb) and 1 person calls, I call and sb flips over AQ. He hits his ace on the turn and I ask "why did you go all in with that hand? What did you put me on?" He replies, "queens or kings". The other person who called the all in had QTo, but I'm not sure who is fishier.

[amarillotg 0]

At a local bar 1/2 cash game. Mr. super aggresive raises to 10, me last to act calls . Flop  A95 he bets 10 I reraise to 3o he goes all-in , I call. He turns over A Q off, I show A 9 top 2. He gets runner runner to a flush draw. Oh well it happens I say nice hand and nice suckout. He says" suckout? you don't even know what your talking about you f-ing moron. A suckout is where I get you to put all of your money in pre-flop and I have a way better hand." I swear I nearly censored my pants     Got to go have to go back there in 20 min. I hope he is there!!!

im sure he is thinking the same thing about you

[Guest XXEddie]

At a local bar 1/2 cash game. Mr. super aggresive raises to 10, me last to act calls . Flop  A95 he bets 10 I reraise to 3o he goes all-in , I call. He turns over A Q off, I show A 9 top 2. He gets runner runner to a flush draw. Oh well it happens I say nice hand and nice suckout. He says" suckout? you don't even know what your talking about you f-ing moron. A suckout is where I get you to put all of your money in pre-flop and I have a way better hand." I swear I nearly censored my pants     Got to go have to go back there in 20 min. I hope he is there!!!

why do you post the same story 8 times

[Guest XXEddie]

board was like xx777me-"dam, folded pocket sevens"moron-"uh huh"moron-""hey moron, how could you fold 77 when the board had 3 7's, they arent 5 7's in a deck you stupid faking moron"me-"pull the stick outta your ass and realize I was kidding"....not really fish...but just plain stupidity

[SHOTPUTSTAR 0]

I'm playing 1/2 lhe last night and get pocket kings dealt. Flop comes 4, k, 2. After a four bet with me and the lone donk left playing the turn comes A. He leads out I raise, he reraises, I cap cause I put him on aces. River comes K hooking me up with Quad K's. He bets, raise , reraise, reraise, cap. He turns over 79o. As the next hand was being dealt he says, "I thought you were bluffing too!" I enjoyed taking the rest of his money throughout the night.

[Dhall901 0]

LONG LIVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!1

[Dhall901 0]

LONG LIVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!

[-Phenom- 0]

I'm playing 1/2 lhe last night and get pocket kings dealt. Flop comes 4, k, 2. After a four bet with me and the lone donk left playing the turn comes A. He leads out I raise, he reraises, I cap cause I put him on aces. River comes K hooking me up with Quad K's. He bets, raise , reraise, reraise, cap. He turns over 79o. As the next hand was being dealt he says, "I thought you were bluffing too!" I enjoyed taking the rest of his money throughout the night.

man wtf where do u play at lol

[SHOTPUTSTAR 0]

I'm playing 1/2 lhe last night and get pocket kings dealt. Flop comes 4, k, 2. After a four bet with me and the lone donk left playing the turn comes A. He leads out I raise, he reraises, I cap cause I put him on aces. River comes K hooking me up with Quad K's. He bets, raise , reraise, reraise, cap. He turns over 79o. As the next hand was being dealt he says, "I thought you were bluffing too!" I enjoyed taking the rest of his money throughout the night.

man wtf where do u play at lol

ANY iPoker skini=idiot fo shizzy

[jamthepot 0]

31 pages so i'm probably repeating someone but i have to vent:"they're my chips. i can do whatever i'd like with them."

[Jelly-Filled Ace 1]

99.9% sure it's a repeat, but it was said to me tonight."I'm new to poker."I just exhaled..

[ivegottadollar13 0]

ok only one i could think of it was about 6 months ago its a 2/5 no limit game at the casinothere are about 5 of us left in the game and in MP i get AQ suited and raise it up to 20.............player on the button calls the 20...........small blind raises it up to 50.............big blind folds............i reraise for my last 70 so it makes it 90 bucks to call right now..........button thinks about it for a minute or so and he ends up calling along with the small blindflop come 997 and the button moves all in and small blind calls himbutton has 97 suitedsmall blind has 2290 bucks on a 97 suited........i couldnt speak after i saw that i just gathered up my stuff and left the table shaking my head and laughing my ass off i hit a Q on the turn to beat the 2s at least

[ivegottadollar13 0]

not really a fish thing but every single time i see this guy at our games i cant stop lauging about the handit was .25/.50 blinds and we each had about 50 bucks left in front of uson the river i ended up making my straight but the board also brought a flush and i pushed all in pretty sure that he didnt have the flush and just had two pairwell too make a long story short he ended up folding his flush face up and i couldnt stop rolling around on the floor laughing my ass off......once we reminded him that a flush beat a straight he was laughing too so it was still a nice friendly game but we never let him live this down

[Incubus77546 0]

First time for me to post in this thread, anyways...Im in a SnG and this one hand comes up I fold and then there are 2 people to the flop. Flop comes with all Diamonds and betting and all such goes down and one guy you can tell has at least one Diamond in his hand. Well the River brings a fourth Diamond and one guy bets and the dude that I said had at least a Diamond raises a huge ammount. The guy calls and loses to the flush. Afterwards he says..."I had to call... I had 2 pair."WTF!?

[Fluffdog87 2]

after i bet 50% of this fishes stack and he calls. the river brings a meaning less card, except he hit his gutshot. Thats all he had of course, i put him all in and he callled. I ask him what he was thinking and he says," I usually fold there, but I had a feeling."Speechless :shock: :x :cry: :wink: :!:

[DCWildcat 0]

My first foray into a casino...I have AA, villain has 77, I raise, he's only caller PF.Flop xxx, I bet, he callsTurn x, I bet, he callsRiver 7, he waits, and painfully calls"I thought you were bluffing"

[bascomeb 0]

limit cash game on party poker utg raises i 3 bet with KK and button(fish) callsFlop: A K Jutg checks i bet button raises utg folds i reraise he capsTurn x i bet button raises i reraise he callsriver xi bet he callsHe shows AJFish: "God damnit that so ****ing figures I would get that ****ing spot!Me: "Yeah cause AJ you know to a 3 bet..."Fish: "Um have you ever heard of position and pot odds dumbass"!i just laughed

[Guest XXEddie]

bump

[Fubar The Sperm 1]

Just had this one. I raise preflop with AQ and get 1 caller the big blind. flop comes 5 9 9. He has just a little more then the pot and after thinking a few seconds goes all in. I call being pretty sure I'm still ahead. I am, he has Q6 but hits a 6 on the river. I say that sucks, 3 outs and you hit. He then goes on to say it was 50/50 to win the hand. I try and explain that with only 3 outs its not 50/50. He trys to convince me that he can catch 2 cards and so can I to win so its 50/50. I try ro explain that I don't need to hit any cards to win, Ace high is better then Queen high. He then goes on to say I made a bad call since the board paired 9's and I called his all in. I responded that it was a good call because I picked off his weak bluff. He then pulls the, well I won didn't I. I wasn't even berating this guy, just trying to explain why it wasn't a coin flip and he had to get so defensive and say several fishy things.

[PAYforUSC 0]

2/5 blinds nl.....1 limper then folded around to me on the button AKs i raise to 25 and the BB calls. flop is K-x-x checked to me and i bet 50. the BB says, "i know i have kicker problems but is still put you all in." FOR ANOTHER 140. i call and he flips over K-5 off. blank blank and i drag the pot. gotta love the business owners who play at the Hustler Casino