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coug2828: why didn't you raise me on the river?Dealer: KrazyCraig84, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to actkdwelz: didn't think you would callkdwelz: so why botherthis is after he hit quads on the river and i bet into him with kings full

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SimplySim: and thats why your premium hands wil always die to ragsSimplySim: rags played right gets the moneylol i dont remember the exact hand but i think he called a 3 bet with A7 off and called down on a 345 and hit a 6 on the river against some guys 66

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i was playing 3-6 limit. on the left of some mid aged chick (I say this, because i expect better of her)every time she was in the BB she wouldnt look at her cards if there was no raise to her, THE ENTIRE WAY.... so if i limp on the sb, she wont look, even if i would check every street.....I ask why she doesnt look...... "Ive always played like this, ive never had any problems with it."....... she wasnt there long.
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LOOOL Good find!
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PokerStars Game #25020070656: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2009/02/16 17:07:23 ETTable 'Luanda' 6-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: yates ave ($20 in chips) Seat 2: Stiles2004 ($80.60 in chips) Seat 3: Twimbles ($50.50 in chips) Seat 4: Ronnen2 ($81 in chips) Seat 5: al-ahlan ($18.05 in chips) Seat 6: 888nuts888 ($22.60 in chips) Twimbles: posts small blind $0.25Ronnen2: posts big blind $0.50*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Stiles2004 [Kh 3h]al-ahlan: folds 888nuts888: calls $0.50yates ave: folds yates ave leaves the tableStiles2004: folds Twimbles: calls $0.25Ronnen2: checks *** FLOP *** [4s 6h 2d]Twimbles: checks Ronnen2: checks 888nuts888: checks *** TURN *** [4s 6h 2d] [3c]Twimbles: checks Ronnen2: bets $1777Totti777 joins the table at seat #1 888nuts888: calls $1Twimbles: folds *** RIVER *** [4s 6h 2d 3c] [Th]Ronnen2: checks 888nuts888: checks *** SHOW DOWN ***Ronnen2: shows [7d Ks] (high card King)888nuts888: shows [Ah 8d] (high card Ace)888nuts888 collected $3.35 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $3.50 | Rake $0.15 Board [4s 6h 2d 3c Th]Seat 1: yates ave folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: Stiles2004 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: Twimbles (small blind) folded on the TurnSeat 4: Ronnen2 (big blind) showed [7d Ks] and lost with high card KingSeat 5: al-ahlan folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: 888nuts888 showed [Ah 8d] and won ($3.35) with high card Ace888nuts888 said, "what a call"888nuts888 said, "ace hig"Stiles2004 said, "soul read"Ronnen2 said, "wonderful"888nuts888 said, "soul read i like that"888nuts888 said, "new to me"He then proceeded to try a K high 'soul read' call to a pot size bet.... yah no so wonderful

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i'm not sure if this guy was serious or notBennyboi89: i have a question from last handBennyboi89: does ace count as low in a straight?Bennyboi89: ?coug2828: only in omahaBennyboi89: thanks
well played, sir
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Game #7354176143: £10K GTD Rebuy (ID9229513) £30+£3 - Hold'em NL (300/600) - 2009/02/26 - 22:32:35 (UK)Table "9229513 - 3" Seat 2 is the button. Seat 2: Jayzeus (15488 in chips)Seat 3: Roland007 (8180 in chips)Seat 4: PITAUMF (7394 in chips)Seat 5: dfm007 (8540 in chips)Seat 6: Billy1234 (13680 in chips)Seat 7: kthxbai (14040 in chips)Seat 8: Cute_fish (13039 in chips)Seat 9: Sco180221 (32332 in chips)Seat 10: simpson55 (31643 in chips)Roland007: posts the ante 75PITAUMF: posts the ante 75dfm007: posts the ante 75Billy1234: posts the ante 75kthxbai: posts the ante 75Cute_fish: posts the ante 75Sco180221: posts the ante 75simpson55: posts the ante 75Jayzeus: posts the ante 75Roland007: posts small blind 300PITAUMF: posts big blind 600----- HOLE CARDS -----dealt to kthxbai [Kh Ah]dfm007: foldsBilly1234: foldskthxbai: raises to 1800Cute_fish: foldsSco180221: foldssimpson55: calls 1800Jayzeus: foldsRoland007: foldsPITAUMF: folds----- FLOP ----- [6d 3d Kd]kthxbai: bets 2400simpson55: raises to 4800kthxbai: raises to 12165 and is all-insimpson55: calls 7365----- TURN ----- [6d 3d Kd][Ts]----- RIVER ----- [6d 3d Kd Ts][8h]----- SHOW DOWN -----kthxbai: shows [Kh Ah] (A Pair of Kings, Ace high)simpson55: shows [Ad Jh] (High Card Ace)kthxbai collected 29505 from Main pot----- SUMMARY -----Total pot 29505 Main pot 29505 Rake 0Board [6d 3d Kd Ts 8h]Seat 2: Jayzeus (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: Roland007 (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: PITAUMF (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: dfm007 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: Billy1234 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: kthxbai showed [Kh Ah] and won (29505) with A Pair of Kings, Ace highSeat 8: Cute_fish folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: Sco180221 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 10: simpson55 showed [Ad Jh] and lost with High Card Acesimpson55: learn to play, SOO obvious

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Since i'm broke 24/7, i've only been playing live tournaments at my local bar for 2$ a game (w/ a free drink :club: ). Something i hear way too often from people you would expect to know more.''I don't deny there is skill in poker, but luck is gotta be like 80% of the game'' Then [almost] everyone nods...I always /facepalm in the back of my mind when i hear one of these stupid comments.Another one is when they talk about how they won a tournament once and say;''Then i called with J-7 because i noticed the 7s were hot tonight''

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i'm not sure if this guy was serious or notBennyboi89: i have a question from last handBennyboi89: does ace count as low in a straight?Bennyboi89: ?coug2828: only in omahaBennyboi89: thanks
Hahaha...first good laugh of the day...
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When he........keeps telling everyone in my home game how bad their play is which makes the fish either not want to come back or to learn to play better. This guy loves to berate bad play and compliment good play which is going to end up raising the level of play in my home game which I really don't want. God he pissed me off and he really isn't that good of a player to be talking about anyone's play. Ok, sorry just venting.

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"Your raise was only 4x the blind, so I would call with any two cards there every time"some 4.40 donk after he cracked my JJ with 8 2 on a 8 4 2 rainbow flop. :club:

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"Your raise was only 4x the blind, so I would call with any two cards there every time"some 4.40 donk after he cracked my JJ with 8 2 on a 8 4 2 rainbow flop. :club:
Reminds me of something I was told in a $4.40. Raised like 4x with KK flop came TT4, we got it allin, he showed QT.He goes 'learn to play pocket pairs, either shove preflop or fold that flop. If the board has a pair on it you are never ahead'
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Acekob: such steal!Capt.Badger: 9 moreDealer: Mr. TV.no, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to actAcekob: lucky I'm a donk and cashbubbles scear meDealer: Regular time for player Mr. TV.no has expired, TIME BANK has been activatedCapt.Badger: I finish in the money on most of theseAcekob: + the big stack maybeDealer: rockhound24, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to actAcekob: my second everCapt.Badger: cause of the bubble factor then its rumble timeDealer: Jonas Seger, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to actMr. TV.no: Acekop are you from lier in Norway?Acekob: last time busted within 30 mins with AQ<AKCapt.Badger: run the clock downCapt.Badger: click on the time clockDealer: Capt.Badger, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to actDealer: Player Capt.Badger has requested TIMECapt.Badger: 6 moreAcekob: oAcekob: i get what u mean now lolqwert007: oh noAcekob: hahaAcekob: such lameDealer: Game #25685606517: Acekob wins pot (2900)Dealer: Mr. TV.no, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to actCapt.Badger: on the clock click it to start your 90 secondsDealer: rockhound24, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to actCapt.Badger: 2 moreAcekob: we're a bunch of fishes arent we? LoLDealer: Regular time for player rockhound24 has expired, TIME BANK has been activatedJonas Seger: I only have 14 left mate.. gonna need it at the final table :club:Dealer: Capt.Badger, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to actCapt.Badger: I got thirty so I will use it nowDealer: Regular time for player Capt.Badger has expired, TIME BANK has been activatedJonas Seger: don't bother pleaseAcekob: u'll make itDealer: Game #25685657989: Mr. TV.no wins pot (3400)Jonas Seger: if people are that scared of not making to the money they are just gonna have to not gamleCapt.Badger: 15 seconds leftDealer: rockhound24, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to actCapt.Badger: still 2 leftMr. TV.no: Acekob ARE YOU FROM NORWAY?Acekob: yupAdministrator: $55 NLHE tourney [6-max - $5,000 guaranteed!] begins in 5 minutes. Register now @ T144057661 under the Tourney/All tab.Acekob: oDealer: Capt.Badger, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to actAcekob: .noAcekob: niceDealer: Player Capt.Badger has requested TIMEDealer: Capt.Badger, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to actDealer: Tournament is now played Hand-for-HandJonas Seger: hidey ho neighboursDealer: Mr. TV.no, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to actCapt.Badger: hand for hand play 1 leftDealer: Game #25685698607: Jonas Seger wins pot (3400)Dealer: Hand-for-Hand play is in progress. The next hand will be dealt when hands at the other tables are completedAcekob: greetsJonas Seger: haha, that was so easyJonas Seger: I need to make sure everyone's aware that they are almost on the moneyCapt.Badger: still one leftMr. TV.no: you know know Unni thats work in a barnehage?Jonas Seger: we all made itCapt.Badger: finished 66 in one last night but went card deadMe and my table swimming around in our aquarium!Long story short: People were running down the timer to pass the bubble without having to gamble!

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