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There was no chat in this hand... but I laughed and felt it deserved to be posted here. The BB folds facing a raise of 2 into a 1100 pot with blinds and antes.PokerStars Game #18253719733: Tournament #92701758, $75+$7 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2008/06/19 - 23:25:35 (ET)Table '92701758 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the buttonSeat 2: sharkattac3D (7244 in chips) Seat 4: ldw1971 (427 in chips) Seat 7: BongBob (1814 in chips) Seat 9: QuasiFiction (4015 in chips) sharkattac3D: posts the ante 25ldw1971: posts the ante 25BongBob: posts the ante 25QuasiFiction: posts the ante 25QuasiFiction: posts small blind 200sharkattac3D: posts big blind 400*** HOLE CARDS ***ldw1971: raises 2 to 402 and is all-inBongBob: folds QuasiFiction: folds sharkattac3D: folds Uncalled bet (2) returned to ldw1971ldw1971 collected 1100 from potldw1971: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1100 | Rake 0 Seat 2: sharkattac3D (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 4: ldw1971 collected (1100)Seat 7: BongBob (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: QuasiFiction (small blind) folded before Flop
I would think that is the standard hit the check/fold button far too early
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When he has two pair and goes all in against a flush draw, and the card comes that fills his full but completes the flush, and he curses and smashes the table knocking you're coffee and water off the table smashing glass all over your feet in sandals. And he is still being consoled by his two donk friends until you angrily whisper that he made a full house.The flush guy thought he won too, at least I game select well..It was funny after 10 seconds

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Sam and I went to the local casino for some card playing fun when:"AA only wins 60% of the time"and"I think he has Ace rag so I will call the all in with 10 8 suited"and"I never win with AK so I just limp" he then proceeds to call down every street with A high. :club:

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Sam and I went to the local casino for some card playing fun when:"AA only wins 60% of the time"and"I think he has Ace rag so I will call the all in with 10 8 suited"and"I never win with AK so I just limp" he then proceeds to call down every street with A high. :club:
If I am getting anything more than 3:2 on my money i'm snap calling with T8s against A-rag
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Sam and I went to the local casino for some card playing fun when:"AA only wins 60% of the time"and"I think he has Ace rag so I will call the all in with 10 8 suited"and"I never win with AK so I just limp" he then proceeds to call down every street with A high. :club:
ahhhh good times. this guy litterally looked me down after i shoved his bb from the sb. and is saying 'i think you have nothing. prolly ace rag. maybe a mid pair.' THEN finally goes I call (for 80% of his chips) and turns over 108. obv then its MY fault I have him crushed and hold with K8.other classics were 'I read somewhere aces only hodl 60% of the time (no context at all) and everybody smiled and nodded in agreement.''I am not raising with AK again preflop I never win.' lol that stung him.'I fold' when a dude went all in for 1.8bb total and the bb folded.at the final table a woman goes 'can i go all in' (smooth).so many gems. :icon_biggrin:o and edit: on the 108 hand he was getting urm.. i go all in for 7k at blinds 800/1600
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sad thing is you prolly would too.. esp in cash =/
Yeah. Wanna hear awesome hand from last night?Some guy makes it 4 live, 5 people limp to him including me with 95dd. He makes it 100 flat, so im like, **** it, and instashove in for 101 total. Everyone else fold he shows As9c.Flop 8d 6d 3d.I immidiately say 'SHIP IT'Pwnt, sir, imo
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PokerStars Game #19006197640: Tournament #97191472, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2008/07/22 - 01:22:58 (ET)Table '97191472 7' 9-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 1: Martillo (2370 in chips) Seat 2: blamacan (2700 in chips) Seat 3: Tamare22 (2550 in chips) Seat 4: chef big lou (5230 in chips) Seat 5: TrueAce13 (2280 in chips) Seat 6: rkrbucfan (1880 in chips) Seat 7: ELPANTERA (1430 in chips) Seat 8: HollywoodH88 (2065 in chips) Seat 9: Dontupac (1635 in chips) ELPANTERA: posts small blind 50HollywoodH88: posts big blind 100*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to TrueAce13 [Js Qc]Dontupac: folds Martillo: folds blamacan: folds Tamare22: folds chef big lou: calls 100TrueAce13: raises 200 to 300rkrbucfan: calls 300ELPANTERA: folds HollywoodH88: folds chef big lou: calls 200*** FLOP *** [Jd 8d 9h]chef big lou: checks TrueAce13: bets 400rkrbucfan: calls 400chef big lou: folds *** TURN *** [Jd 8d 9h] [9c]TrueAce13: bets 400rkrbucfan: calls 400*** RIVER *** [Jd 8d 9h 9c] [2c]TrueAce13: bets 300rkrbucfan: raises 400 to 700TrueAce13: raises 400 to 1100rkrbucfan: folds Uncalled bet (400) returned to TrueAce13TrueAce13 collected 4050 from potTrueAce13: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY ***Total pot 4050 | Rake 0 Board [Jd 8d 9h 9c 2c]Seat 1: Martillo folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: blamacan folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: Tamare22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: chef big lou folded on the FlopSeat 5: TrueAce13 collected (4050)Seat 6: rkrbucfan (button) folded on the RiverSeat 7: ELPANTERA (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 8: HollywoodH88 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 9: Dontupac folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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Sent Cody this hand via IM, he told me to put it here. This thread has been dead for too long imoDealt to KevinJA8FCP [3s As]schaakie is connected SGT Grumpy said, "nh"SGT Grumpy: folds gozo888: folds brull2008: folds tzodda: folds RALEX10: folds KevinJA8FCP: raises 80 to 120fastfoodfay: folds Aunti Ali: calls 80*** FLOP *** [7s Kd 3d]tzodda said, "i was hoping"tzodda said, "ty"Aunti Ali: checks KevinJA8FCP: bets 175Aunti Ali: calls 175*** TURN *** [7s Kd 3d] [4s]Aunti Ali: checks KevinJA8FCP: checks<----------------------Notice the turn action; check/check.*** RIVER *** [7s Kd 3d 4s] [3h]Aunti Ali: bets 240KevinJA8FCP: raises 460 to 700Aunti Ali: calls 460*** SHOW DOWN ***KevinJA8FCP: shows [3s As] (three of a kind, Threes)Aunti Ali: shows [Kh 9h] (two pair, Kings and Threes)Aunti Ali said, "omg"KevinJA8FCP collected 2010 from potAunti Ali said, "so grossly sick"Aunti Ali said, "what a bad bad day"Aunti Ali said, "from the raise to river............so bad"Aunti Ali said, "you stayed with lowest pair on board...at turn"Aunti Ali said, "when I bet heavy"She does have a point. I think I should have folded the turn to the massive $0 bet....

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i was playing 3-6 limit. on the left of some mid aged chick (I say this, because i expect better of her)every time she was in the BB she wouldnt look at her cards if there was no raise to her, THE ENTIRE WAY.... so if i limp on the sb, she wont look, even if i would check every street.....I ask why she doesnt look...... "Ive always played like this, ive never had any problems with it."....... she wasnt there long.

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i was playing 3-6 limit. on the left of some mid aged chick (I say this, because i expect better of her)every time she was in the BB she wouldnt look at her cards if there was no raise to her, THE ENTIRE WAY.... so if i limp on the sb, she wont look, even if i would check every street.....I ask why she doesnt look...... "Ive always played like this, ive never had any problems with it."....... she wasnt there long.
chop imo
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chop imo
obv..... usually NEVER get the opp to chop playing 3-6 limit....
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I was not the guy who called with 82 offsuit.FatherHawk [observer]: are you fuching sh itting me??FatherHawk [observer]: you stupid fuchFatherHawk [observer]: what the fuch were you doing you fat fuchFatherHawk [observer]: calling 140 with 82 you stupid piece of fuchFatherHawk [observer]: what the hell were you thinking you stupid sh itFatherHawk [observer]: answer meFatherHawk [observer]: answer me now you piece of ****FatherHawk [observer]: what the fuch were you thinking you dumb fuch??FatherHawk [observer]: answer meFatherHawk [observer]: dumb fuchFatherHawk [observer]: hey dip fuchFatherHawk [observer]: what the fuch were you doing??>?FatherHawk [observer]: answer for yourselfFatherHawk [observer]: you stupid piece of sh itFatherHawk [observer]: defend yourself youl fuchDealer: rush1965 has three of a kind, EightsDealer: Game #22600990135: rush1965 wins pot (780) with three of a kind, EightsFatherHawk [observer]: no answer you stupid piece of sh itFatherHawk [observer]: what the hell is wrong iwth youFatherHawk [observer]: you dumb fuchFatherHawk [observer]: answer you fat piece of sh itDealer: Game #22601034960: rush1965 wins pot (360)Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 25/50 FatherHawk [observer]: what is with dumb fuchs like you>???FatherHawk [observer]: answer me you fuch ******

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I'm so glad that people have finally stopped bumping this thread...

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