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Guy calls a preflop raise OOP and rivers a flush against my set of Kings...ensuing chat:eYank: k6?skunk25: lolslickspurs: unbelievableskunk25: go for flush good feeling

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I was playing at my local pool club against a load of 20 year old deadbeats the other week.Two limpers, i'm on the button and shove all in with KJ of diamonds (believe me, it is an +EV play in that situation), one limper thinks for a while then calls, the other folds.The guy flips over 74 of diamonds, i win and this guy sitting next to me who thinks he understands poker says "Unlucky, you had cards that could make both a flush and a straight and you just got unlucky" to the guy i knocked out and he was being serioud.Another situationg i push all in and the BB goes "This would normally be an easy call but i've been watching and i've noticed you don't play many hands so i'm going to fold".Everyone folds and i ask him what he had."Jack ten"

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I was playing at my local pool club against a load of 20 year old deadbeats the other week.Two limpers, i'm on the button and shove all in with KJ of diamonds (believe me, it is an +EV play in that situation), one limper thinks for a while then calls, the other folds.The guy flips over 74 of diamonds, i win and this guy sitting next to me who thinks he understands poker says "Unlucky, you had cards that could make both a flush and a straight and you just got unlucky" to the guy i knocked out and he was being serioud.Another situationg i push all in and the BB goes "This would normally be an easy call but i've been watching and i've noticed you don't play many hands so i'm going to fold".Everyone folds and i ask him what he had."Jack ten"
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playing on a $1/2 NL, $100 max tableraise to 6 with AA, get reraised to 12 by a huge stack, i make it 42, get calledflop KQ4, i've got $80 left, I bet $40, he puts me all in, I call.I flip over my aces, he has KT. turn K, river T. fine, i lost, it's poker. but then he says "I put you on aces".
Have to love those comments huh!
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PokerStars Game #13432357170: Tournament #67348741, $30+$3 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/11/24 - 02:15:11 (ET)Table '67348741 35' 9-max Seat #3 is the buttonSeat 1: FunkDocHawk (2720 in chips) Seat 2: tjhopkinsiv (3430 in chips) Seat 3: NotNearGreat (3490 in chips) Seat 4: BadPoker999 (3000 in chips) Seat 5: loxo (6340 in chips) Seat 6: inbc73662 (1990 in chips) Seat 7: rita222 (8790 in chips) Seat 8: EasyMonkey (3030 in chips) Seat 9: dwntwnbowtie (3000 in chips) BadPoker999: posts small blind 15loxo: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to loxo [7c 6s]inbc73662: raises 90 to 120rita222: calls 120EasyMonkey: folds dwntwnbowtie: raises 240 to 360FunkDocHawk: folds tjhopkinsiv: folds NotNearGreat: folds BadPoker999: raises 2640 to 3000 and is all-inloxo: folds inbc73662: calls 1870 and is all-inrita222: calls 2880dwntwnbowtie: calls 2640 and is all-in*** FLOP *** [3d Th 6h]*** TURN *** [3d Th 6h] [8d]*** RIVER *** [3d Th 6h 8d] [2d]loxo said, "4 for sure"*** SHOW DOWN ***BadPoker999: shows [Kc Ks] (a pair of Kings)rita222: shows [2s 5s] (a pair of Deuces)dwntwnbowtie: shows [As Ac] (a pair of Aces)BadPoker999 said, "lol"dwntwnbowtie collected 3030 from side potinbc73662: shows [Td Qd] (a flush, Queen high)inbc73662 collected 7990 from main potNotNearGreat said, "vnh"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 11020 Main pot 7990. Side pot 3030. | Rake 0 Board [3d Th 6h 8d 2d]Seat 1: FunkDocHawk folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: tjhopkinsiv folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: NotNearGreat (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: BadPoker999 (small blind) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with a pair of KingsSeat 5: loxo (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: inbc73662 showed [Td Qd] and won (7990) with a flush, Queen highSeat 7: rita222 showed [2s 5s] and lost with a pair of DeucesSeat 8: EasyMonkey folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: dwntwnbowtie showed [As Ac] and won (3030) with a pair of Aceschatrita222 said, "sick had to though"rita222 said, "4:1 on 25 suited"rita222 said, "right plasy all night long"loxo said, "u think you were a 4-1 dog?"rita222 said, "jsut about yeah"loxo said, "cool"

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You know you're playing a fish when he says:I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL Mark

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You know you're playing a fish when he says:I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL I CALL Mark
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PokerStars Game #13160382440: Tournament #66789073, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/11/10 - 17:13:21 (ET)Table '66789073 2' 9-max Seat #8 is the buttonSeat 1: Vidal_087 (3230 in chips) Seat 2: Ju-87D (1460 in chips) Seat 3: Fluke on! (1440 in chips) Seat 4: 0 _ ICE-_0 (1560 in chips) Seat 5: Gerritz (1470 in chips) Seat 6: Smoke_195 (1450 in chips) Seat 7: edikleinboss (1150 in chips) Seat 8: diamondjacki (560 in chips) Seat 9: killacali85 (2430 in chips) killacali85: posts small blind 10Vidal_087: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Ju-87D [4h 8h]Ju-87D: folds Fluke on!: folds 0 _ ICE-_0: folds Gerritz: folds Smoke_195: folds edikleinboss: raises 280 to 300diamondjacki: folds killacali85: folds Vidal_087: folds edikleinboss collected 50 from potedikleinboss: doesn't show hand Vidal_087 said, "280"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 50 | Rake 0 Seat 1: Vidal_087 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 2: Ju-87D folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: Fluke on! folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: 0 _ ICE-_0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: Gerritz folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: Smoke_195 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: edikleinboss collected (50)Seat 8: diamondjacki (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: killacali85 (small blind) folded before FlopPokerStars Game #13160391933: Tournament #66789073, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/11/10 - 17:13:52 (ET)Table '66789073 2' 9-max Seat #9 is the buttonSeat 1: Vidal_087 (3210 in chips) Seat 2: Ju-87D (1460 in chips) Seat 3: Fluke on! (1440 in chips) Seat 4: 0 _ ICE-_0 (1560 in chips) Seat 5: Gerritz (1470 in chips) Seat 6: Smoke_195 (1450 in chips) Seat 7: edikleinboss (1180 in chips) Seat 8: diamondjacki (560 in chips) Seat 9: killacali85 (2420 in chips) Vidal_087: posts small blind 10Ju-87D: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Ju-87D [6d 7s]Vidal_087 said, "\you dont leave me much choice"Fluke on!: calls 200 _ ICE-_0: folds Vidal_087 said, "if i move on you"Gerritz: folds Smoke_195: folds edikleinboss: folds diamondjacki: calls 20Vidal_087 said, "you call since your commited"killacali85: calls 20killacali85 said, "what are you talking about ?"Vidal_087 said, "so you have 2 have it tryin 2 catch up right ?"Vidal_087 said, "that last bet"Vidal_087: raises 3190 to 3210 and is all-inJu-87D: folds Fluke on!: folds diamondjacki: folds killacali85: folds Vidal_087 collected 100 from potVidal_087: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY ***Total pot 100 | Rake 0 Seat 1: Vidal_087 (small blind) collected (100)Seat 2: Ju-87D (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 3: Fluke on! folded before FlopSeat 4: 0 _ ICE-_0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: Gerritz folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: Smoke_195 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: edikleinboss folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: diamondjacki folded before FlopSeat 9: killacali85 (button) folded before FlopAfter the second hand:Vidal_087 said, "i hate when ppl limp on my blinds"killacali85 said, "i c"Vidal_087 said, "so if you get aces"killacali85 said, "so u go all in with what?"Vidal_087 said, "limp on my BB"killacali85 said, "ok"Vidal_087 said, ":club:"killacali85 said, "it was your small blind but ok"Vidal_087 said, "big or lil"Vidal_087 said, "i dont like limpin"killacali85 said, "ok"Vidal_087 said, "on my blinds"killacali85 said, "ty"Vidal_087 said, "your welcome"killacali85 said, "you playing the 5 dol rebuy ?"Vidal_087 said, "um i didnt think about it"killacali85 said, "fun tourney lot of idiots"later...PokerStars Game #13160841622: Tournament #66789073, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/11/10 - 17:38:07 (ET)Table '66789073 2' 9-max Seat #9 is the buttonSeat 1: Vidal_087 (2350 in chips) Seat 2: Ju-87D (890 in chips) Seat 3: Fluke on! (1745 in chips) Seat 4: 0 _ ICE-_0 (2230 in chips) Seat 5: Gerritz (450 in chips) Seat 6: RichieFlair (2895 in chips) Seat 7: edikleinboss (5875 in chips) Seat 8: TRESTARR (4285 in chips) Seat 9: killacali85 (1485 in chips) Vidal_087: posts small blind 25Ju-87D: posts big blind 50*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Ju-87D [Ks Kh]Fluke on!: folds 0 _ ICE-_0: folds Gerritz: folds RichieFlair: calls 50killacali85 said, "no he was trying to steal the pot"edikleinboss: raises 50 to 100TRESTARR: folds killacali85: folds killacali85 said, "and he won it instead"Vidal_087 said, "your luck is gone for a while"Vidal_087 said, "ed"Vidal_087: raises 2250 to 2350 and is all-inJu-87D: calls 840 and is all-inRichieFlair: folds edikleinboss: calls 2250*** FLOP *** [7s 2d Kc]*** TURN *** [7s 2d Kc] [3s]*** RIVER *** [7s 2d Kc 3s] [5c]*** SHOW DOWN ***Vidal_087: shows [Qc 6c] (high card King)edikleinboss: shows [8c 8d] (a pair of Eights)Vidal_087 is sitting outedikleinboss collected 2920 from side potJu-87D: shows [Ks Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)Ju-87D collected 2720 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 5640 Main pot 2720. Side pot 2920. | Rake 0 Board [7s 2d Kc 3s 5c]Seat 1: Vidal_087 (small blind) showed [Qc 6c] and lost with high card KingSeat 2: Ju-87D (big blind) showed [Ks Kh] and won (2720) with three of a kind, KingsSeat 3: Fluke on! folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: 0 _ ICE-_0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: Gerritz folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: RichieFlair folded before FlopSeat 7: edikleinboss showed [8c 8d] and won (2920) with a pair of EightsSeat 8: TRESTARR folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: killacali85 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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Who's the real fish here? And what's the best way to make idiots like this shut up?Jamtex: fckn idiotpainterboy26: ??Jamtex: idiot win every timeJamtex: K2Jamtex: call call callpainterboy26: get over itJamtex: getting quite sick of your fckn luck all the timeJu-87D: it's alright, let him play like he wants topainterboy26: blow meJamtex: I can't make him stop can IJamtex: idiotpainterboy26: you sore loserJamtex: you sore poker playerJamtex: K2painterboy26: lolJamtex: for fcks sakeJamtex: call call callpainterboy26: babyJamtex: lousy idiotpainterboy26: hahahahahaJamtex: can't stand the idiots who keep getting luckyJamtex: and abuse AKpainterboy26: vnh pokerJamtex: pfffJamtex: very nice potJamtex: dumb ***pokerstar326: couldnt make **** allJamtex: just gotta bhet str8 outJamtex: no one believes uJamtex: Ax callsJamtex: and maybe small pairsJamtex: K2painterboy26: lolJamtex: real pokerstars handJamtex: just keep calling and hit a two on the riverAdministrator: $8.80+R turbo sat to today's Sunday Million starts in 8 minutes. To register see T68173999 under the Tourney/Satellite tab.painterboy26: i had k2Jamtex: call call callpainterboy26: just for jamtexpokerstar326: lets all be friends :)Jamtex: and keep getting luckypainterboy26: u like that jamtexJamtex: let's all play as dumb as possible so I lose all handspokerstar326: im sure no one will mind thatJamtex: K2 painterfckr?painterboy26: lolpainterboy26: i love u jamtexpainterboy26: your my heroJamtex: bll sht siteJamtex: AA vs J3Jamtex: flop JJamtex: turn JJamtex: sureJamtex: why on earth keep fckn idiots getting so god damn lucky all the fckn timeJamtex: can't be coincidencepainterboy26: go find another table thenJamtex: it is another table idiotJamtex: AAJamtex: reraise prefloppainterboy26: thats why they call this gamblingJamtex: who callsJamtex: J3Jamtex: I reraise at the flopJamtex: I dont know who I am talking to cause you never heard of words like flop and riverJamtex: you click randomly at your screenpainterboy26: nopeJamtex: yeppainterboy26: guess i just dont know how to playpainterboy26: im sorryJamtex: that is a factJamtex: doesnt matter\Jamtex: not your faultJamtex: poker stars just shouldnt reward you so muchpainterboy26: so how come im doing better than upainterboy26: lmaopainterboy26: againJamtex: pfff u are so fckn dumbJamtex: WHO GETS the most luck is the best rightJamtex: u r one lousy player and the policy here is: give the idiots the money

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I'm sure this has been said more times than I can count but I just heard it again and it's just too funny to ignore! "I do not even care what my cards are until the flop comes" said The Fish. I reply "No matter what?". Fish says "No matter what, because until the flop comes all hands have the same value". Good times, Good times. Merry Chritmas everyone and Happy New Year.

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You know the guys a fish when he min raises with 22 from UTG on a 9 handed table 5 to the flop. Flop comes J 9 A......checked to him, he bets roughly 1-8th the pot, gets re-raised, and shows me his 22. I asked him, what was the reason for the min raise with 22? were you trying to get ppl out or trying to get ppl in? He told me he didn't know. lol

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*** SHOW DOWN ***Dudeman IV: shows [6c 6d] (three of a kind, Sixes)secretah: mucks hand secretah said, "god"Dudeman IV collected $6.65 from potsecretah said, "what a lucky punk"secretah said, "nh"Dudeman IV said, "lucky?"Dudeman IV said, "how is that lucky?"secretah said, "i had two pair, you had 2/50 of having that third 6"secretah said, "thats lucky"secretah said, "but nice betting"

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I can't understand what just happened. I raised KJ from the button, donk called from BB.Board 23JJ10I bet the turn he raised and I flatted, he then bet the river and I flat called to which he showed J10.then the chat went something like thisPlayer x : DonkHim : No he is the donk, I had AJHim : He called and he knew he needed to hitAt this point I died of confusion, can't he read his own hand correctly, he showed jack ten.

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (5 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)saw flop|saw showdownSB ($4.55)BB ($11.10)Hero ($7.65)MP ($2.55)Button ($8.75)Preflop: Hero is UTG with Aspade.gif, Qspade.gif. Hero raises $0.30, MP raises to $2.55, and is All-In 3 folds, Hero calls $2.25.Flop: ($5.25) 3spade.gif, 5heart.gif, 8heart.gif(2 players)Turn: ($5.25) 7heart.gif(2 players)River: ($5.25) 5spade.gif(2 players)Final Pot: $5.25Hero has :D:club: (one pair, fives). MP shows :D :D, and won $5.25 with Two Pair, Fives and ThreesJule007 said, "donk"Dudeman IV said, "lol, okay"

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This is the best thing ive ever heard!!!The Hand !PokerStars Game #14433515618: Tournament #73216666, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2008/01/09 - 11:54:46 (ET)Table '73216666 15' 9-max Seat #5 is the buttonSeat 1: Stiiann (2750 in chips) Seat 2: blurred1 (2495 in chips) Seat 3: 9axeman9 (2210 in chips) Seat 4: Kinky Afro (1540 in chips) Seat 5: betbabs (3590 in chips) Seat 6: bigjoe3172 (5400 in chips) Seat 7: HeritageAG (825 in chips) Seat 8: wignation (1230 in chips) Seat 9: Qusin (2620 in chips) bigjoe3172: posts small blind 15HeritageAG: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to blurred1 [Th 6h]Qusin said, "hard to get use to online poker again"wignation: folds Qusin: calls 30Stiiann: folds blurred1: calls 309axeman9: calls 30Kinky Afro: folds betbabs: folds Stiiann said, "hehe"bigjoe3172: calls 15HeritageAG: checks *** FLOP *** [Qh Ah 9h]bigjoe3172: checks HeritageAG: checks Qusin: bets 90blurred1: raises 240 to 3309axeman9: folds bigjoe3172: folds HeritageAG: folds Qusin: calls 240*** TURN *** [Qh Ah 9h] [Jd]Qusin: bets 30blurred1: raises 300 to 330Qusin: calls 300*** RIVER *** [Qh Ah 9h Jd] [Ac]Qusin: bets 1930 and is all-inblurred1: calls 1805 and is all-in*** SHOW DOWN ***Qusin: shows [9s Ad] (a full house, Aces full of Nines)blurred1: shows [Th 6h] (a flush, Ace high)Qusin collected 5080 from potQusin said, "learn anything"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 5080 | Rake 0 Board [Qh Ah 9h Jd Ac]Seat 1: Stiiann folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: blurred1 showed [Th 6h] and lost with a flush, Ace highSeat 3: 9axeman9 folded on the FlopSeat 4: Kinky Afro folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: betbabs (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: bigjoe3172 (small blind) folded on the FlopSeat 7: HeritageAG (big blind) folded on the FlopSeat 8: wignation folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: Qusin showed [9s Ad] and won (5080) with a full house, Aces full of NinesThe comments!Qusin: learn anythingwignation: that suckswignation: slow played stupidQusin: he should not have played less then nut flushblurred1 [observer]: lolwignation: nice

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Same guy from a bar league I deal for:Him: Hey dealer, can I ask you a question?Me: Uhh sureHim: Which hand wins more often - the underdog or the overdog?Me: ...the overdogHim: No, see, I recently found out that the underdog actually wins more often.Me: Then by definition, it's not the underdog.Him: But it wins more! Say pocket eights against ace king, the eights win more often!Me: That doesn't make them the underdog, just the smaller cards. It's the fact that they're a pair that makes them win more.Him: Ohhh.....Different night:"Eights are almost too good to go all in with."

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Sitting at a table, took a huge pot with two pair from some scraggly-looking chick who spoke loudly about all the hands she has ever played. So she then tells me "I'll get you back, I believe in poker karma."I give her a wink as she is walking away two hands later while raking in her chips.

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A buddy of mine at a home game...."If I am in the Main Event and I get the degree all in moment, I want to have K2. I love that hand."Same home game different guy after losing his stack rebuys for $200. Avg stack is $200-300. Someone says, "you are still short stacked." Buys $400 more and goes on to live $2500 that night. Thank you!

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This is one of my fav things. happens all the time live.1/2NLHero is MP with 8d9d4 handed flop is, 8s,3d,5dsb check, BB bet 15, hero raise to 45, 1 fold, sb call. bb foldturn 3csb goes all in for 75, hero call.river Jd.SB shows K,3. Hero shows 8d,9d for flush.sb, says "OMG!! what a brutal suckout! Lucky river Buddy, Lucky River!"LMAOI couldnt even begin to respond

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This is one of my fav things. happens all the time live.1/2NLHero is MP with 8d9d4 handed flop is, 8s,3d,5dsb check, BB bet 15, hero raise to 45, 1 fold, sb call. bb foldturn 3csb goes all in for 75, hero call.river Jd.SB shows K,3. Hero shows 8d,9d for flush.sb, says "OMG!! what a brutal suckout! Lucky river Buddy, Lucky River!"LMAOI couldnt even begin to respond
That made me tingle all over.
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This is one of my fav things. happens all the time live.1/2NLHero is MP with 8d9d4 handed flop is, 8s,3d,5dsb check, BB bet 15, hero raise to 45, 1 fold, sb call. bb foldturn 3csb goes all in for 75, hero call.river Jd.SB shows K,3. Hero shows 8d,9d for flush.sb, says "OMG!! what a brutal suckout! Lucky river Buddy, Lucky River!"LMAOI couldnt even begin to respond
haha. I have had a very similar hand like that one, and someone called me lucky. Gets me every time :club:
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